Comedy Tweet! All the Hottest Comedians on Twitter are all here on Comedy Tweet! Twitter has Comedy and Jokes!

Good looking bro thanks"@TONYKHUU: Hollywood, California in @VAiNOrlando heavy! @DJORATOR & @TheRealMikeEpps #turnup #movietime"

Updated 12 seconds ago

Bob Murrell

@ESPNSteinLine PELICANS! They don't play for the Hornets

Updated 16 seconds ago

Mike Epps

RT @Young_Preston9: @TheRealMikeEpps man u rocked the fuckin house man the funniest muhfucka alive man much love i wish i could of went bac�

Updated 1 minutes ago

Funny Tweets

Parents have no idea what it's like growing up in this generation.

Updated 1 minutes ago

Tony Baker

@iamdoboy @JustinHires SMH. Just shut the hell Doboy. You're Star Trek review makes absolutely no sense.

Updated 1 minutes ago

Sandy Danto

RT @bobbyleelive: Congrats to @fahimanwar I've been seeing these all over LA and New York. http://t.co/vXhe6PVa77

Updated 1 minutes ago

Ryan Singer

"I been to space y'all" #organictour #comedy http://t.co/MzLzr5EMtn

Updated 1 minutes ago

Mike Epps

RT @iTweet_WTFiWant: SHOUT OUT TO @TheRealMikeEpps . He winked at me ????Ayeeee !

Updated 1 minutes ago

Greg Asdourian

RT @PittaTwitta: @WendyLiebman Man: Did you cum? Woman: No. Man: You're funny.

Updated 2 minutes ago

Bill Dykes

Crawfish boil at Ugly Dog. 3 pm. Going away party, Last Gas(p) Show pre-sale and general Memorial Day debauchery. Come and getcha some!

Updated 3 minutes ago

Anthony OConnell

Magic Mike & Ike

Updated 3 minutes ago

Robert DeSantis

@franktroiani @johnjreiser I was hired for a team building exercise.

Updated 4 minutes ago

Jamie Kilstein

@Anna_Lis_Pgh OH I KNOW WHAT IT WAS

Updated 4 minutes ago

Ben Gleib

RT @SETLISTSHOW: @johnnypemberton, @moshekasher, @natebargatze, @byronbowers, @bengleib, @troyconrad - some Set List greats! http://t.co/04 �

Updated 5 minutes ago

Bobbie Oliver

Have weddings always been 6 hours? I feel like I just worked a shift

Updated 5 minutes ago

Doug Stanhope

@Badgers_Musing @GhettoFighterz Your Budweiser is not the same. Both suck different.

Updated 5 minutes ago

Laugh Factory CHI

Thanks to all of the comics who performed tonight! #ChicagosBestStandUp and #THENASTYSHOW are NOTHING w/o the great audience! Keep tweeting!

Updated 6 minutes ago

Adam Hunter

RT @MMARoasted: After that performance, the Blackzilians just made Abel Trujillo the Team Captain. #UFC160

Updated 6 minutes ago

Doug Stanhope

@ZT109 Thats shit I am used to saying. I choke on the spot off-stage. I suck. A man need to know his limitations.

Updated 6 minutes ago

Pete Holmes

middle aged riff-raff huff the nitrous outta their cans of rogaine. #marr

Updated 6 minutes ago

Adam Hunter

RT @MMARoasted: TJ Grant is the toughest dude to come out of Canada since Celine Dion. #UFC160

Updated 7 minutes ago

Adam Hunter

RT @MMARoasted: Congrats to Big Foot Silva for exceeding expectations and getting out of the 1st minute alive. #UFC160

Updated 7 minutes ago

Charlamagne Tha God

Retweet Message from Charlamagne Tha God

My medicine!!! Kono Lounge Myrtle Beach SC we out here!!! http://t.co/iZ5xOYxvJV

Updated 7 minutes ago

Adam Hunter

RT @MMARoasted: Cain beat up Big Foot so bad that Forrest Griffin retired. #UFC160

Updated 7 minutes ago

Orlando Jones

@bennyluo @NewRockstars Most definitely give me a buzz:)

Updated 7 minutes ago

Doug Stanhope

@MalcontentMatt yessir!

Updated 8 minutes ago

Jamie Kilstein

Congrats to @mmajocelyn for getting a faster submission than any of the boys on the UFC card tonight!

Updated 8 minutes ago

Kristen Chiarello

Brb. Hibernating with my Greys DVDs. #avoidingreality

Updated 9 minutes ago

Doug Stanhope

@SilentMars Taken care of, sir. First thing I made sure of. But thanks for taking it into consideration.

Updated 9 minutes ago

Welcome to Comedy Tweet!