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Bobbie Oliver

Thought of a great joke. For once, I'm gonna save it till daytime so America knows I'm funny, too.

Updated 1 minutes ago

Dale Zawada

One of those "work until the sun comes up" nights.

Updated 2 minutes ago

Russell Peters

Why is @djsfs selling cars in the Valley? #SideHustle #GetMeADeal #DoinItLikeNoOther @shannonalvares http://t.co/yY7Rhx1slC

Updated 3 minutes ago

Roseanne Barr

@censorednewsnow @EmBrown37 ive said it for years- he is a puppet of the heritage foundation

Updated 3 minutes ago

David Schneider

"Chelsea, Liverpool, Man City - it's a tough start for Moyes but that's the luck of the draw" says new fixture list boss Bill Kenwright.

Updated 5 minutes ago

Roseanne Barr

@VABVOX gays can be pedos

Updated 5 minutes ago

Roseanne Barr

@toastedgrrl are u suggesting that gays can't be pedos?

Updated 6 minutes ago

Robbie Bonham

@ThankGod4Crack Fuck no, I'm not one of them. My toys have adventures.

Updated 6 minutes ago

Fahim Anwar

hey Grown Ups 2 trailer, none of us waited 3 years.

Updated 7 minutes ago

Doug Stanhope

@DaphBrog Any chance of us dating? I know its a bit late and I'm in a blackout but my hearts in the right place.

Updated 10 minutes ago

Robbie Bonham

I own way too many superhero Tshirts for a 43 year old. And by Tshirts I mean toys.

Updated 11 minutes ago

Bobbie Oliver

RT @MotherJones: Is the exclusion of women from elite combat positions connected to the military's sexual assault problem?�http://t.co/jKxR �

Updated 11 minutes ago

Bobbie Oliver

RT @K_IngalaSmith: Oh Serena, for a social commentator you're quite good at tennis http://t.co/WwWjd1MSLd #RapeCulture #VictimBlaming #Mal�

Updated 11 minutes ago

Mitch Benn

People are tweeting their holiday plans. Our "holiday" will be the Edinburgh Festival. 2-3 shows a day. Constant stress. I'm out of my mind.

Updated 11 minutes ago

Dave Gorman

@yattyimages Ha! I won't be investing - but good luck to them all the same.

Updated 12 minutes ago

Funny Tweets

Whom hath released the hounds? Whom? Whom? Whom? Whom?

Updated 14 minutes ago

Graham Linehan

RT @NickBaumann: Here's the late @mmhastings' excellent advice to young journalists: http://t.co/Bpk7jRLT8C

Updated 15 minutes ago

Dave Gorman

I've just failed a security check because I knew my mother's maiden name. Apparently, the correct answer was 'unknown'.

Updated 16 minutes ago

Richard Herring

@tjeninho cheers - he is a brilliant man

Updated 16 minutes ago

Horatio Sanz

Try Zataran's Red Beans & Rice. "Oh boy it's so GOOD"...Horatio Sanz (paid endorser).

Updated 17 minutes ago

Stacey Prussman

@4Wannabes what do u do?

Updated 17 minutes ago

Bobbie Oliver

@EVB_Now This is huge. Patton Oswalt on our side now. Made my month

Updated 17 minutes ago

Graham Linehan

@adambanksdotcom ha, that's always nice

Updated 17 minutes ago

Stacey Prussman

@4Wannabes the media is insane with a lot of shit

Updated 17 minutes ago

Mitch Benn

SO, off to an audition having had two hours' sleep thanks to upset stomach. Good o.

Updated 17 minutes ago

Horatio Sanz

I just finished a deal to sell my twitter account to Zatarans rice mix.

Updated 18 minutes ago

Stacey Prussman

We are all human and need to be loved.

Updated 19 minutes ago

Bobbie Oliver

@EVB_Now Major male comic changes mind about rape jokes :) http://t.co/NZ8OqynmEa

Updated 19 minutes ago

Ian Edwards

RT @shaneoceanprice: preposterous sessions w/ @thezaramizrahi @ianedwardscomic Saves lives people so fucking listen! It saved mine

Updated 22 minutes ago

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