It was the Bosh Beat down last night! Way to step up Big C! #Espn
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@AyanaAngelXXX are you serious? I tweeted you so long ago about coming here damn lol where is your schedule?
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@Uncleblob666 They could also say the earth is round and still sound like idiots now.
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@Mistress_LeBeau #HeroesCon, technical difficulties, and my album recording is gettin' in the way.
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Yes Pandora- yes I'm still freaking listening! Damn you're like a wife!
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@joeheenan What about if you are from Yorkshire and describing a period of 7 days?
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"Highway robbery?" Ummmm, it's hard enough to rob someone standing still. "Gimme all your-- DAMMIT HE JUST SPED BY!!!"
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TV idea: MasterShank.
Contestants cook nothing but lamb shanks for 28 episodes.
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@Evan_P_Grant at this point I'd sell him for a Quiznos, which I don't even like. I am up early. Wtf
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Variety is the spice of life, unless your talking about mixing 7 types of alcohol in one night then it's the spice of (feeling like) death.
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RT @DaftLimmy: Have YOU watched The Best of Limmy's Show yet? http://t.co/bnlqdiPDCQ
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There should be an episode of #MWaP coming out next week for all you #Deadpool fans.
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RT @JeffSharlet: One of Michael Hasting's antagonists was Clinton flack Philippe Reines. One of most arrogant technocratic hacks I've met a…
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RT @tompapa: Biggest Come to Papa Live Tonight NYC w/@amyschumer @almadrigal @JimNorton @mulaney and that guy from Contagion tix http://t…
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Hey, Istanbul… should me, my wife and kids stay in the room or are you going to behave this July? http://t.co/54XAhdLoWZ
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We shd all tell new FCC boss Wheeler to protect OPEN INTERNET/NET NEUTRALITY. His history is suspect!
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@SteveChortle @phlaimeaux No, but they're not all jokes (or involve "stealing"), if you google any punchline it will turn up lots of results
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are you allowed to be a famous DJ if you don't wear some sort of fancy helmet thing
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Episodes of #EMPodcast or #EMXPodcast for the May issues are going to be postponed until July due to scheduling conflicts.
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I feel more optimistic and care-free today. Guess my plan of taking any pill a stranger gives me is finally paying off.
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