Nice shirt pimp RT @Neckbreaker31: @lilduval koo, better than 2
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RT @BETRealHusbands: .@KevinHart4real is PUMPED!!! Are you?!?! ???3 DAYS til' the #RHOHreunion Tues. May 28 @ 10P/9c http://t.co/Sq6ysVHkh9
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Either my appetite is back or pregnant 'cause I'm craving everything!
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@LizzXXXTayler @AmandaBynes I wouldn't mind getting in on that party, you're my favorite person to smoke with
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So how was hangover 3
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Top working with @MrEdByrne @Kathbum @sarapascoe @watsoncomedian @JamesAcaster @CarlDonnelly @robrouse @officialbhoy @mattforde
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I want you like a fly wants to puke on your picnic lunch. (My newest pick-up line)
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Dang I don't a a douche-y fedora. How am I suppose to enjoy Vegas without douche-y headwear? Maybe I'll just get a sports team cap instead!
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What does your Company Culture say about your Future? http://t.co/OFkXYhl0CL via @susanavello
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God and Satan, eh? Ah the ol' classic good deity / bad deity shtick. Never fails.
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@KarenKilgariff I'm an atheist. You don't get this obnoxious believing in a higher power.
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The foundation for ethical behaviour goes well beyond corporate culture and the policies of any given company, for it also depends greatly …
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With two sports in the playoffs I've heard the national anthem more than the new Bruno Mars single
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!!! RT @Cardenas421: @jamiekilstein I know you're watching this fight but in the event that you're not, JIUJITSU!!
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Amanda Bongs
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Backstage in AC in Jersey with some Jersey Shore peeps! https://t.co/qX5Oldzmjp
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Hey world! You know what today is?! #ChicagosBestStandUp 8pm! Tweet @ us and it will show up on our BIG SCREEN! http://t.co/9mF4M0q9QJ
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I just retweeted that because it has more RTs than EVERY tweet I ever made COMBINED.
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RT @ConnorHutyler: I just cut my tongue licking an envelope. Someone please call an ambulance for me.
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A sale is not something you pursue;
it's what happens to you while you are immersed in serving your customer.
-unknown
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Absolute joy to perform @TheRSC this weekend @stratfordcomedy (and boat club).
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The key is not to call the decision maker.
The key is to have the decision maker call you.
-Jeffrey Gitomer
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Kudos to Trader Joe for switching from human trafficking to selling frozen pizzas & hummus.
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