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I'm a "stay engaged forever" type of guy
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Today is the day you've been waiting for.....why sit there confused!!!!
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@tromano Not arguing w/ u but I sincerely don't see how the song is "rapey"-R there specific lyrics that support this bc I dont see it? thx
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RT @Sethrogen: @birbigs thanks so much. Your movie was one of my fav of the year. Could have used more forehead graffiti, but other than t…
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@TimArthurTO @phlaimeaux Arthur: you're a nice guy. But for undermining the show: it is with regret that I say - you're fired.
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I wanna do a marriage proposal. My only problem with that is......u gotta get married
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RT @OutFrontCNN: Is the number one song in America promoting rape? @Deanofcomedy, @reihan and @SMShow discuss #OutFront @CNN. http://t.co/2 …
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@blautreacle Emily grew up near Colchester. It's quite nice. They've got a castle and a zoo.
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My friend @salawm has a new book out "The Wrong Kind of Muslim" hope u check it out! http://t.co/MSJrAkDJzH
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@phlaimeaux Yeah, or the popular 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire - Welcome To Who Wants To Be A Millionaire'.
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RT @ShooterMcGavin_: Lets cut Heat fans some slack for leaving game 6 early last night. It was late and they all ride in bandwagons. It tak…
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Lexington Kentucky get it together......See you tomorrow night!https://t.co/sQAaLhCoU5
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Don’t profess to know vagaries of Assange thing in detail as his stay passes a year. I’m happy to bet they’ve got the full Sky TV package.
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RT @RealGilbert @normmacdonald ep.1 was hilarious , but ep.2, comedy gold #naziassholes http://t.co/NdArY4u0Eb
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Lets do this....Rage Against The Machine ''Testify'' (Official Music Video): http://t.co/lGdAhsPX2b via @youtube
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RT @Salon: You knew they were coming, yet they still must be seen to be believed. Meet the Snowden truthers! (via @aseitzwald) http://t.co/ …
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RT @RubensBakehouse: It's lunch time! Come to grab a slice of pizza or focaccia, and while you are here grab your loaf for today's dinner! …
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@LimeyTheGreat If your Mother was blowing.....I'd stay! I like how she licks my ass!
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RT @Selkie: How Rio police dealt w/ troublemakers at Monday's protests: with rifles and pistols. Civil war scenes http://t.co/KkOGBkbvqv ! #…
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“@KevHegarty23: The irony in this will be lost on some.”
I hope so. I love exposing indignant stupidly. It's just a hobby but such fun :)
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54 Minutes till The Church of Whats Happening Now LIVE.......http://t.co/WZn3ZsHrDh
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I will be performing @TropLV June 24th thru June 30th with my hilarious friend Brian Scolaro. Who wants to party it up in LAS VEGAS?
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It seems like only yesterday that she needed training wheels and a pink basket. #bike http://t.co/FV2NvkGaSd
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RT @Scroobiuspipyo: Treat yourself to an hour of the best hip hop & spoken word. Go on. Its got me talking&everything. http://t.co/OrXTIyfa …
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