Italian word of the day: ira= anger, as in, "When you ate the last cannoli, I was filled with anger.” #italian
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2NITE 8 #LaughFactoria! Host @JoeyDaClown w/@dleonjaime @GwenLaRoka @BillCruz @TheNotoriousABI @moniquemadrid & more http://t.co/u8VJSTjWLd
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I rented my wedding tux from Men's Wearhouse. Now I'm divorced. So am I sad about George Zimmer? No. Do I ever admit to my own failings? No.
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I see Princess Kate will be giving birth at the same hospital I had my colonoscopy in.. Hope they treat her with a bit more dignity
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RT @EmpireCity_C: Funny people, lots of laughs, what can be better than that?? #ComedyNight #LOL
@JaMarrJ @adamraycomedy @JessicaKirson
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#1 Sport company they love me I love them http://t.co/kT1666RNW3 they do interview for me @BleacherReport respect to them or fuck yourself
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The Chancellor of Germany told Obama she didn't approve of the US wiretapping program, followed by, "And don't you dare bring up THAT guy!"
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@bibblycull agree mate. It's as if people can't separate him from all the press stuff
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Miley Cyrus has been named worst celebrity role model, meanwhile her teeth have been named "Alvin and the Chipmunks".
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Lol! RT @DLemonAM: Yo @cthagod don't bring ya man Crime Scene around here anymore. That was FUCKED UP what he did. http://t.co/ctsvW2mw39
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RT @Vinnie_Brand: What you should know
@NikkiGlaser @Pablo_Francisco @noredavis @WhitneyCummings all @StressFactoryCC w/ me & on sale @ htt…
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RT @HellYesFest: NOVEMBER 12-17 NEW ORLEANS //// the biggest week of comedy in the history of New Orleans \\\\
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Check me out on Joe Fernandes show -@dontknowjoeshow Episode 15: Slaves To #Technology http://t.co/fKx7FJocU4 #idontknowjoeshow #addiction
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saw a guy with dreadlocks riding a Segway but then I blacked out because I slipped in a puddle of my own pussy juice
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When it rains, it pours. Lets flood the Lucey Fund w cash: http://t.co/pXUAg2eMie
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@happilydtv season 1 dvd to 2day's 50th donor! Give $1 or more @ http://t.co/2Z8ZTAwMxC @CancerSchmancer #6thBdayGiveaway
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"Paula Deen admitted to making racist jokes! Let's fight back at her by making more racist jokes!" - The Internet
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After a 3 day hiatus I'm back on these comedy streets. I'll be @ComedyMagicClub at 8pm. Then I'll be @TheComedyStore Come laugh with me.
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i think this might almost be a compliment rt @ashcashhhhh I swear I am prob the only one that thinks @HowardStern is so hot
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