@Ali_Gharib yup that's how we feel As well
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You're right. I probably didn't need to buy those magnets at the Container Store the other day.
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if you think I'm purposely ignoring you I probably am
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RT @PAT_E_ROCK: If it's "Snitches get Snickers", then yeah, I'm ratting out everybody.
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My girlfriend calls my butthole "Michael Bay" because It's mostly just expolsions and crap. #IEatALotOfGasStationBurritos
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#noheadband I'm the only 1 that thought this # was about names of Christian rock bands that refrain from oral sex
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BIG THANKS to @heidiandfrank @heidihamilton for having me along this morning!!! Congrats and continued success!!! http://t.co/8Aelwm0NNg
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Quietly celebrating the emancipation of Selma Blair with a breakfast sandwich
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2nd podcast tweet: @MattMira & @jonahray were EXTRA hilarious on today's ep. http://t.co/KUqJvRpT5e #MattAndJonahAftershow
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"Mostful" podcast today w/ @farrellybros making official Dumb & Dumber announcement, UFOs & Guillermo! http://t.co/KUqJvRpT5e
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RT @heidihamilton: thanks @stevebyrnelive for hangin with @FrankArmy and I on @heidiandfrank this morning #sullivanandson #tbs http://t.co …
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RT @ktla_ent_dept: #ValKilmer @stevebyrnelive & @breckinmeyer join us this morning on the @KTLAMorningNews tune in!
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When I hear that one John Mayer tune, I spend the whole time waiting on the song to change. #YourBodyIsAWonderBread
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RT @ErnieAnastos: Hi everyone, just a word of thanks for following me on Twitter. I appreciate it and hope you enjoy my tweets. OK! http://…
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It feels amazing to wake up to no construction on my apt. I apologize to everyone who saw me freak out the last 2wks. I was beyond reason.
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Thank you for watching The Church of Whats Happening Now Today.....
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Willing someone to text you doesn't work. I mean, what's the point of getting a text from somebody after you're dead?
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RT @sheabot9000: Wanna get more pissed about the sub prime mortgage scandal? Listen to today's @CitizenRadio
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My newest follower @LittleNicciNada Bugs Bunny was always making a wrong turn in her hometown
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