Just saw 4 females trying to sing on #DontForgetTheLyrics... Wait.. It was @nbc #TheVoice? Whoa! #SadAssShit! http://t.co/C9Vagyi5uu
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"I've always dreamed of growing up to be Amy Poehler."
-- Amy Poehler
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@zachheltzel hope you liked it! Love @NikkiGlaser and @saraschaefer1 so much. Follow them if you don't already. #trust
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Glenn Gould: like Liberace without the musicianship or the taste in clothing.
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I wrote "ball" instead of "bawl" in that previous tweet. Thanks to @zeldawilliams for noticing my amazing #Chemocation Freudian slip!
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@CheThinks The Heat beat the Spurs tonight in what will forever be remembered as Game 6 of the 2013 NBA Finals.
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I never cried before I got cancer. Now I bawl at @subaru_usa commercials. (Yes, the one with the girl and the dad and the bus). #chemocation
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It’s annoying when you're fed up with someone’s shit but you don’t want to start something so you have to pretend like you don’t care
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You Are My Sunshine - 66 Years in Love Caught on Film.: http://t.co/unIreYGcLd via @youtube
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@dannydechi and Barry Sobel in your THE NECK OF THE WOODS http://t.co/FggSZ2Fw4L
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When even Bernstein thinks you're a loose cannon it's time to reconsider whether or not you want to continue to be Glenn Gould.
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You never know when you make any tiny stand who might have seen and this might increase for a world of the best kind. #stand
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Glenn Gould is a genius because when that idiot Mozart told him to play something adagio he played it allegro! Ha, stupid Mozart!
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.@colinocolin @thechrishenson Yeah, Chis Birdman Anderson is basically the Guillermo del Toro version of me.
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RT @BillGates: Ending childhood hunger is the right thing to do, and it’s smart economics too. Powerful stats in this new report: http://t.…
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Past two series coaches are making blast minute decisions that are ultimately costing them the game versus the Heat what the hell
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@CheThinks both of these teams are allowed to have 5 players on the court at one time. there is no clock that can time that out.
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@iamledgin just called the WGA and they said I'm entitled to a Story By credit on the tweet.
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Manu Ginobli turned more balls over than Ricky Martin. #NBAFinals
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Noooo not a game 7? REALLY? #NBAFINALS
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RT @northmix: Ever wonder if you'd be able to survive the wilderness? Here are some helpful tips to keep in mind! - http://t.co/J1iSIeCJZw
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the day I try water skiing will probably be the same day I try jet skiing.
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