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John Heffron

@gspotthemaster Im trying to get do something like that , would they undersatand me ha

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Anthony OConnell

There are plenty of seats available but this lunatic just sat right next to me. Gonna make it extra weird by taking pics of her and I

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Fortune Feimster

RT @thelizcarey: I always feel with @fortunefunny I am always "yo girl" and she is all "no girl". http://t.co/66oEyXyRKX

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Charlamagne Tha God

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@sakuring_kudzi @iamianlewis I would say that too if I produced most of it

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H Alan Scott

.@Alflamont knows the way to my heart: vintage Fresca bottles. Follow him, he's swell. The End. http://t.co/M3rlqjp5QW

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Owen Smith

Haha. Thank u! RT @BeautiTheBeast: @OwenSmith4Real I was talking abt ur Lebron tweet lol but I'll def check out the show, I love ur work!

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Aisha Tyler

The extraordinary & brilliant @serjtankian in the @girlonguy lab. This podcast makes me feel like I'm on this song. http://t.co/9fLkZ18EKG

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Jill Bryan

@datgurlfunny You're wrong and you're stupid. @BooberNipples @KattPackAllDay

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Ryan Singer

6/18/2013 #mountainneedsnofilter with @ryandalton http://t.co/fL8B8JCqgu

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Todd Barry

#ItKillsMeWhen I read an apology letter from someone who made the mistake of unfollowing me

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Bill Dykes

400 miles down, 200 to go.

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Derek Sheen

@Hillbuzz How can you be gay AND align with a party that is on THE wrong side of every moral, intellectual and social issue? Real question.

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Mitch Benn

RT @HitchhikersLive: In case you missed it via Facebook there's a great interview with Dirk on Den of Geek. http://t.co/Zx46uzti89

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Jamie Kilstein

RT @Ali_Gharib: RT @buzzfeedben Here's Rolling Stone's obituary of Michael Hastings http://t.co/9qKpPlOxE8 �

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Cris Gray

House GOP bans abortions because MALE fetuses can masturbate. Sounds like something a senile grandpa would say. http://t.co/95jeybVQJK

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Aaron Nemo

I don't want to beat a dead a horse but pi�atas.

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Paul Merrill

RT @joshgondelman: If Nirvana was my mom, they would have followed up Nevermind with an album called Oh Wait I Just Remembered!

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Rob Delaney

Eat her pussy 30 times. RT @EPTREVI: Seeing you in Boulder, but my fianc� doesn't laugh at same things I do, what can I do to make her go?

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Chris Trew

None of my cousins are cool

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Stephanie

If I say "OMG, I LOVE your shoes!!!" it means "You're a girl and I have no idea how to talk to you."

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Scott Simpson

@hiro_sama ????? ????

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DL Hughley

#Florida peeps hit my FB page to win 2 show tickets for my gig June 28-30 @ImprovFTL http://t.co/ppPpPVcE99

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Joe Mande

@monsantoco How shall I silence @moshekasher, Master?

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Jamie Kilstein

@jeremyscahill if you want to get a drink text us. This is fucking awful. cc @Ali_Gharib @rdevro

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Jamie Kilstein

RT @jeremyscahill: Fuck this

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Roseanne Barr

@bollbar @WayneASchneider they need weapons to do that-

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Jamie Kilstein

@keithlowell @jbey @edbrayton good talking to all of you.

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Craig Amabello

Vlog54: I will never run for President!: http://t.co/NtFmH8XXJq via @youtube

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Charlamagne Tha God

Can't forget my boo. The Godiva Chocolate Goddess. I still buy albums.... http://t.co/wpcUnMVJ5h

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