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Comedian Bobby Stauts on Twitter
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I bet girls that watch hockey have tight vaginas. I've been doing kegel's this entire #StanleyCup game.
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Comedian Mo Alexander on Twitter
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RT @Iam_FrankH3: MLK n cookies #PaulasBestDishes
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Comedian Stephen Kruiser on Twitter
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@mchastain81 I'm showering in my mind right now. @aprildgregory
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Comedian Kevin Pollak on Twitter
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RT @danacarvey: In a thousand thousand years humans will watch and be moved by James Gandolfini's brilliant work of art ""Tony Soprano."
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Comedian Dan Telfer on Twitter
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RT @LouisPeitzman: Ugh, do I have to write the Slate piece defending Paula Deen?
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Comedian Larry The Cable Guy on Twitter
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@RichStrehl no biggie. Life goes on. Preciate ya bud.
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Comedian Steve MUDFLAP McGrew on Twitter
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Maybe when you die your soul goes to a rave and dances like a college girl on X. Or maybe it just floats up like a bad fart and drifts away.
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Comedian Larry The Cable Guy on Twitter
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@RichStrehl those people feel they are smarter than everyone else and that they must let everyone know that. It's actually quite comical.
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Comedian Jo Jo Smith on Twitter
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RT @thejoshuablog: TRUMP'S TWEET BEFORE HE DELETED IT ---> RT @realDonaldTrump: If Obamacare wasn't enacted, James Gandolfini would still b…
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Comedian Chelcie Rice on Twitter
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Peach jalapeno ice cream. Boom! http://t.co/xxFeP7DWiZ
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Comedian David Angelo on Twitter
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Filing a police report so I can get a refund on the Russian dashcam my mailman stole. What're you guys up to?
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Comedian Larry The Cable Guy on Twitter
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@RichStrehl irritates me too but I guess some people think if they don't like something than no one should be allowed to enjoy it.
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Comedian Paul F Tompkins on Twitter
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@NuthingButNett Annette, you're the best! #allmychildrenforever
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Comedian Thomas Attila Lewis on Twitter
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something hockey! something something hockey hockey!!
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Comedian Paula Poundstone on Twitter
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On July 12 I'll be at The Pantages Theater in Tacoma, WA, which has become very artsy http://t.co/dKKDle8kqi
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Comedian Steve Wilson on Twitter
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I wanna go for my night walk but this Bruins vs Blackhawks game wont let me go OT #NHL
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Comedian Larry The Cable Guy on Twitter
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Wish I could answer everybody tonight but thanks for the awesome tweets about the show tonight. Ill keep em comin' you keep watchin'!
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Comedian Ron Purtee on Twitter
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RT @YourAnonNews: Co-founder of Minutemen border patrol vigilante group arrested on child sex charges http://t.co/1nVb3NUNfq
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Comedian Bobby Stauts on Twitter
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Watching the hockey game while I cut fruit so it will fit into my juicer. If that ain't country, I'll kiss your ass. #manshiz
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Comedian David Angelo on Twitter
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The process of putting a man on the moon went smoother than every attempt to ever deliver a package to my apartment.
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Comedian Jerry Perisho on Twitter
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So Paula Deen is Michael Richards' mother?
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Comedian Charlamagne Tha God on Twitter
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I'll never change this is always me.-Hov
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Comedian Joey Medina on Twitter
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RT @CoryNChad: “@JoeyMedinaComic: RIP James Gandolfini. Shocking news” very sad news #sopranos
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Comedian Stephen Kruiser on Twitter
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You dirty, dirty girls. RT @aprildgregory @mchastain81 I was just saying, "I need this game to end so I can shower." @stephenkruiser
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Comedian Joey Medina on Twitter
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RT @DoubleDag: @latinlaf @JoeyMedinaComic Dude! RT and pass this along... Repeal Florida House Bill 49 (The Bong Ban) http://t.co/LEcYeBPGC
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Comedian Nicky Paris on Twitter
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It's hard to accept that no one is interested in you. A rapist would tell me that he just wants to be friends...
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Comedian Larry The Cable Guy on Twitter
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@JamieK_Vols preciate it Jamie!
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Comedian Paula Poundstone on Twitter
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CNN website says, "Royal baby's birth plans revealed." Just down the chute, I'd imagine.
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Comedian Dan Telfer on Twitter
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Using refracted light and half-heard whispers my imaginary agent Tabitha has assured me I am not up for a role in the new Star Wars.
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