Let's keep going http://t.co/N05DuEP1wl
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RT @ItstheKnitwits: Visit our 'Knitted Nature' exhibition in the church hall after this morning's service. Though the Vicar's banned Mrs Di…
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RT @geoffboucher: The best preview of the 2013 summer movie season was written in 1972. #timeinabottle #startrek #superman #loneranger http…
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Scantily clad lady with no tweets & only 1 pic wants me to click a link to see her naked? FINALLY! The Penis, unlimited source of optimism.
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It's 3am and I must be lonely... jaykay bunch of gay dudes at my house swimming in my pool #livingthelife
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You know that tweet you want to send about that #ArrestedDevelopment episode? Just don't. Don't. What's that? Yeah, still don't.
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Jeez kids just try your best... and believe!!
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Hey @TrickyWinger77 @lyeemoon @SkyNews #getoverit #itsjustsomeblokeonskynewswhydoyoucare #nicebanteringwithyou #genuinelyhaveaniceweekend
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By the way @TrickyWinger77 @SkyNews your hash tag should be #nowherenearverbatim or #misquote but never mind #byebyenow
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RT @TrickyWinger77: @iainlee @SkyNews so "would you give somebody a job who wore a short sleeve shirt and had arm tattoos?" #almostverbatim
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RT @edgarwright: ‘Shaun of the Dead’ Photo-a-day / Shoot Day 14 / May 26th, 2003 http://t.co/nPdhtdDttM
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RT @simonblackwell: Cameron on holiday, Clegg in charge, asks country to "get on with some quiet reading".
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My gig at @thecomedycow on 20th June is in Milton Keynes. Please come! I owe them a ticket sale !
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If your girlfriend says she's in vegas right now FYI she is not your girl http://t.co/5YrIIA7zlQ
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@SuhailAlitweets signing out I think. My addiction seems to have peaked this week. Think the more tired I am the more this thing infects me
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Las Vegas is crazy right now!! I'm at the Encore slob watchin right now & I just saw this chick in a lil white dress… http://t.co/AfU0MYcNwa
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“Tiger Woods has apparently hired a PR firm to reshape Tiger Woods’ image: Who needs them when he has Sergio Garcia?” #crybaby
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If you rip out my headphones while I'm listening to music because you think it's funny I will personally escort you to the gates of hell.
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