@Banobile Ha! Thanks, but I'm looking for total clogged pores.
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Why Kendrick Lemar go so hard on that Kill my Vibe track!! Damn dawg!! Got me Turnt Up!!!
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A quick stop before I tell jokes @GVComedyClubNYC (@ Thunder Jackson's - @thunderjackson w/ @hooray4boobies) http://t.co/IZEVSZ3EUE
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I'm in jeans and you're staring at me beautifully and I go "Sometimes when I look at you I see a much younger you". You collapse (lovingly).
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Holy. Shit. What a pants-shittingly AMAZING period! @NHLBlackhawks up 4 - 3 but @NHLBruins just nearly tied it! Must-See Hockey! #StanleyCup
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@daveanthony I think the few who cared about what you had to say finally lost interest.
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Just had @thisbar and it's so good it's hard to believe @showmetheravi (the guy responsible for drunken bus parties) started it.
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RT @liam_mchugh: This game has been an education on how to not sustain momentum...and it has been spectacular. @NHLonNBCSports intermission…
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show the legend you are like the legend http://t.co/53XNQvBHe1 otherwise go fuck yourself
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The Law Offices of Lucic, Bergeron, & Peverly: We'll score a goal for justice! #bruins #stanleycup
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TFCP 28 - Brian Moses
Shawn Halpin and Jon Huck welcome Comedian Brian Moses to The Full Count Podcast. Brian is... http://t.co/xR8AZVkBiN
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Somethings you just don't put out and why did dude tell her what he did too get the diapers #Chicago… http://t.co/qMelmUHLus
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The great James Gandolfini and "Wrapped in a Memory", one of my favorite @shawnsmithsings songs http://t.co/1iXoRc1dZF
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Your eyes are fire. I whisper "I love you". We giggle. The two of us dance across a floor in Bandon (That's a good place in Oregon).
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Round up your crew...lehgoo June 21-22 Golden Gecko Victoria TX | 28-30 @ImprovFTL Ft Lauderdale FL
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Watching Couples Therapy with the old lady #FightNight
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RT @JonahHill: I'm truly heartbroken to hear that James Gandolfini has passed away. He is one of my all time favorite actors. Tragic loss.
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Also thank to History for letting me knock big foot off my bucket list! Git-r-done!! See y'all next Wednesday!!
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King Mo or King I beat the fuck out of you big time pussy you think you are big time but you are not the legend go fuck yourself?
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Thanks Everybody for watching! Fun show tonight and thanks to all the great folks I met filming this episode. We live in a great country.
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dating tip: don't
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A website called http://t.co/n8mxyqEJgf that always auto-plays "The Boys Are Back In Town."
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Is James Gandolfini the only person who died today?
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Enter: Romantic Jaguar
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