
@StephhBell Yes! And I came home and there are no boys in my bed. This is monumental!
Updated 1 hour 12 minutes ago
@StephhBell call the waiter! One of us better get fucked tonight. Plus, its your birthday.
Updated 1 hour 16 minutes ago
@StephhBell If by box you're asking if I lez'd out on my best friend. The answer is yes. Again.
Updated 1 hour 19 minutes ago
@mikeroblescomic Orale!! Pass the Pinche Cholula primo!! Coņo!! http://twitpic.com/2alrak
Updated 1 hour 19 minutes ago
Pretty sure I just saw @invidkllr protesting abortion on Friday Night Lights.
Updated 1 hour 21 minutes ago
RT @PattisonRobert: I REFER TO @nerdist AS THE GUY WHO HOSTS THE SHITTY VERSION OF TOSH.0
Updated 1 hour 22 minutes ago
@tobasko I missed you in class today! I was the cool dude substituting.
Updated 1 hour 23 minutes ago
@stephhbell but when I left I wasn't wearing it and my shorts are wet.
Updated 1 hour 23 minutes ago
The Presidency for starters RT @johnwessling RT @bigleaguestew: Think of what the #Dodgers could get if they started shopping Vin Scully.
Updated 1 hour 25 minutes ago
@xoxostephxoxo Not really. But ill go through my texts tomorrow. And @stephhbell my friend let me borrow that.
Updated 1 hour 25 minutes ago
Video of @arishaffir high on the shit Mel Gibson smoked when the first tape dropped http://yfrog.us/jy7srz
Updated 1 hour 27 minutes ago
RT @DanPasternack: Please pass this on: http://www.someguytshirt.com/productpages/wacky/mens/schimmel.htm
Updated 1 hour 27 minutes ago
@kaychiarello "They fuckign won't let me drink anymore!" "...Idk but I'm mad so I'm in the pool." Ring a bell?
Updated 1 hour 28 minutes ago
@VictorGischler thanks. You can count on my vote for president at the next meeting.
Updated 1 hour 30 minutes ago
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