

RT @thelizcarey: I always feel with @fortunefunny I am always "yo girl" and she is all "no girl". http://t.co/66oEyXyRKX
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.@Alflamont knows the way to my heart: vintage Fresca bottles. Follow him, he's swell. The End. http://t.co/M3rlqjp5QW
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Haha. Thank u! RT @BeautiTheBeast: @OwenSmith4Real I was talking abt ur Lebron tweet lol but I'll def check out the show, I love ur work!
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The extraordinary & brilliant @serjtankian in the @girlonguy lab. This podcast makes me feel like I'm on this song. http://t.co/9fLkZ18EKG
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@Hillbuzz How can you be gay AND align with a party that is on THE wrong side of every moral, intellectual and social issue? Real question.
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RT @HitchhikersLive: In case you missed it via Facebook there's a great interview with Dirk on Den of Geek.
http://t.co/Zx46uzti89
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RT @Ali_Gharib: RT @buzzfeedben Here's Rolling Stone's obituary of Michael Hastings http://t.co/9qKpPlOxE8 …
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House GOP bans abortions because MALE fetuses can masturbate. Sounds like something a senile grandpa would say. http://t.co/95jeybVQJK
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RT @joshgondelman: If Nirvana was my mom, they would have followed up Nevermind with an album called Oh Wait I Just Remembered!
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Eat her pussy 30 times. RT @EPTREVI: Seeing you in Boulder, but my fiancé doesn't laugh at same things I do, what can I do to make her go?
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#Florida peeps hit my FB page to win 2 show tickets for my gig June 28-30 @ImprovFTL http://t.co/ppPpPVcE99
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Can't forget my boo. The Godiva Chocolate Goddess. I still buy albums.... http://t.co/wpcUnMVJ5h
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