RT @ChelseaVPeretti: IMPROV ON MELROSE TONITE AT 10PM w boo boos @JoeMande @nickkroll & @byronbowers oooooOooOOOooo
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RT @FnStephen: I'm a fan for life! @bigirishjay @LikeTheAnimal Rock The Mic (Tony Rock) | Podaholics http://t.co/0oVqChKUbn
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RT @channingtatum: I'm in one of the strangest music videos of all time with @iamJamieFoxx @MileyCyrus @JimmyKimmel & more. Premieres tonig…
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#WrongMovieQuotes "You're a beautiful, intelligent woman & I want to make love to you & build a relationship with you." - Big Booty Hoes 7
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Sometimes I have restless nights pondering whether Nelly still has
that band aid on his face.
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#ToutADay Day 366! Starting year 2. #ToutADay goes on indefinitely! http://t.co/UQNqzxTCCt
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Kanye!! lol
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@ChrisRyanPhD @jonahkirangi How big is it now. You can put in 64k mono and it'll go down below 50 mb.
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@semidden This year? #Reds batters have been hit 8 times. #Pirate batters have been hit 5 times.
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RT @FINALLEVEL: OH SHIT! I just got a tweet from DENNY'S! > “@DennysDiner: @FINALLEVEL Thanks for visiting us :) What are you going to orde…
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@JaiDior21 that's what I'm saying, the party should be in Hartford, that's closer lol
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"Killed it" is a comedy term which means "@iamjohnoliver rehearsed a really good @TheDailyShow for tonight." Also, @JimGaffigan is guest
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RT @noelthasco: Best story thus far IMO | Sean Patton (@mrseanpatton) on #ThisIsNotHappening | http://t.co/ICpUHfFo8P @AriShaffir @ComedyCe…
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I bet the woman's who shot him greedy ass tried to scoop it up, but it singed her hands because the devil can't touch soul #SamCooke
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Dangit, I forgot to tweet yesterday!
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RT @RedlegsBlogger: Note to those upset about McCutchen being "picked on" since '09 he has been hit by #Reds P 4x,Choo has been hit by #Pir…
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RT @nova100: After the news @Eddieperfect hits the studio with @DHughesy + @katelangbroek to chat about #ShaneWarneTheMusical + more!
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PEANUT: Does anyone know if Kim K's baby was delivered by Dr. Dre?
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What did the FBI do w/ the pure, unadulterated soul that poured from Sam Cooke's shotgun wound? If there's a time to release it, it's now
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#wrongfilmquotes "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. I am your pilot. Prepare to fly."
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#WrongMovieQuotes "Yippee, Kite Day Mother"
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