

@MitchMarchand If you are strong enough to lift an oil rig then swimming should be no problem.
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@justinbieber Thanks for sticking around dude at the show dude. My nieces are 4 and sang me one of your songs for my bday. It was glorious.
Updated 4 minutes ago

@davidarquette what's your best photo from the Air Sex show? Send that business over!
Updated 5 minutes ago

RT @LASTEXITshirts: Sergeant Butterman, the little hand says it's time to rock and roll!
Updated 5 minutes ago

RT @YesItsNate: Just saw @adamraycomedy in a nat'l tv ad for #TheHeat, nice dude! Your always hilarious when I do New York Comedy Hour w/ ya
Updated 8 minutes ago

@NickMotown I’ve got a great PS story that I’ll tell publicly one day. Just waiting for a couple of marriages to end before I can. X
Updated 9 minutes ago

RT @ScorpioAreUs: The spiritual path female #Scorpio walk is known as via vagina. It's the path of all creation
Updated 13 minutes ago

RT @nealbrennan: Retweeting somebody late at night is like calling somebody's office when you know they're at lunch.
Updated 14 minutes ago

Just off stage @thelaughfactory, Biebs was here so I turned it up a 4 my nieces. He drove away & a paparazzi pretends 2 get run over.#LA
Updated 15 minutes ago

RT @StephenFarinhas: @joerogan Rick Scott makes possession of a pipe or bong a FELONY http://t.co/S0n65VvKdn
Updated 16 minutes ago
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