@DaisyRoseEdward Next month. Radio 4. I'll no doubt bang on about it here...
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@MichaelRapaport I'll see u in NYC this weekend yea? We can celebrate Danny Green's ring.
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World's Worst Baggage and Freight Handler (Don't give that man another Bells) http://t.co/xxRZZFkwkT
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RT @samleardi: Tell your parents and siblings how much they mean to you today. Give them an extra hug if you can.
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Lets all wish Mike luck! RT @mikeegan32: @AdultWorkcom any escorts free for Sunday morning 1hr incall?
Luton/Bedford at around 10.30 am??
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RT @KungFuKomedy: TONIGHT @JimmyShubert rocks the Red Lion in Wuxi! Show starts at 8:30, call 150-5213-9791 to see if any tix are left
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RT @KungFuKomedy: @JimmyShubert shooting a pilot in #China for @tsparks2 's new talk show http://t.co/CN8ZoHc3Fk
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RT @HelenRazer: My vagina has been inhabited by a band of bull-ants holding tiny bull-ant torches aloft for the bull-ant Olympic games. #UTI
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Hey NYC time change, I wish you were the movie Surf Ninjas, cause then I'd enjoy being this tired. But you're not. So fuck off.
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Once I saw comic Earthquake during an earthquake. #movedtoindiafor2years
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RT @EqualityStreet: 'Learn Guitar with David Brent' Part 3 - Spaceman Came Down - watch it NOW: http://t.co/mZiGeFIOTd
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RT @GervaisFanArt: There's Been A Rape Up There Remix 2013 - well on it's way to 100,000 views http://t.co/PeBDj94yvn
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RT @BlokeIWorkWith: OK. I may be mistaken but I'm pretty sure he just told one of our IT guys that they needed to "5:2 yourself the fuck up…
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I was worth more before I was born. The value went down soon as I was taken out of the box.
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@toastedgrrl straight homophobes and priests are pedos for the most part-pedos hate gays
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Thought of a great joke. For once, I'm gonna save it till daytime so America knows I'm funny, too.
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One of those "work until the sun comes up" nights.
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Why is @djsfs selling cars in the Valley? #SideHustle #GetMeADeal #DoinItLikeNoOther @shannonalvares http://t.co/yY7Rhx1slC
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@censorednewsnow @EmBrown37 ive said it for years- he is a puppet of the heritage foundation
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"Chelsea, Liverpool, Man City - it's a tough start for Moyes but that's the luck of the draw" says new fixture list boss Bill Kenwright.
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