I don't care about a guy who makes really cool treehouses. I was born in the Mission in #SanFrancisco. #CitySlicker
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Maybe George will like being confused for an 80s soul singer, start every cut in child benefit with "this one's for the ladys"
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Men's Wearhouse fires George Zimmer today. No one ever thought George really worked there anyway I GUARANTEE IT
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I put my Fitbit on my dogs collar, so i could finally earn some badges. #night ya'll
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RT @Thejournalofmed: "I suppose a lot of those Hollywood chaps will be getting their hearts checked" ~ Justin Webb. Wow. He said that. @Gli…
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Nothing sez life is over more than buying a Volvo
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@freddylockhart "I can't believe it was under the bed and I can't believe I didn't fuckin' LOOK under the bed!"
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RT @fark: Google files First Amendment suit against NSA for the right to disclose information about NSA spy program http://t.co/Afl4EsLiro
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RT @Unsilent: Serena Williams is very sorry that that man from the magazine wrote down the words she said.
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RT @KrystalSim: Serena Williams airing some really fucked up opinions on the Steubenville rape case http://t.co/VBNrjFy5kM
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@Aflrs19 Yeah I knew if I didn't post about soon people would think I made it up. He autographed it, probably got free riblets.
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RT @E_E_: This guy's 19,000 tweets make for a very interesting read: @BonarDoug
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be nice if she hadn't had to be splashed all over papers tho. Its got to stage where dialling 999 will take u straight to picture messaging
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it's not a party until someone cries about a boy not liking them
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RT @medialens: Of possible interest if you have children and grandchildren: 'Vast methane 'plumes' seen in Arctic ocean' http://t.co/CmlNbU …
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Wonderful to see sister Nigella out w'out the wedding ring. Hoping the publicity feels like liberation and not humiliation after all x
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RT @GaryJanetti: The American Medical Association says that 1 in 3 Americans are obese. The other 2 just look like shit.
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I think its Jeffrey Osborne that should be offended, "On The Wings Of Love" is a greater achievement than anything Gideon has witterred
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RT @Slate: The FBI is apparently the only organization in America that doesn't make mistakes: http://t.co/DDAsL6c4Yi
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Don't think Osborne can get huffy at people not using his real name when he doesn't use his real name
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@SirPatStew you know that people don't Sir Pat, even in 2013 people still don't, people still think it's "just a domestic"
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