.@DianeMarshallx asks "@AxlRose Will the new album be released within the next 5 years?” - Axl says its called Erectile Function. Out 2022.
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@laptop_lasane @PaintOrThread @kingofsneakers Thanks homey. I need to do more with them though. Nike keeps re releasing the "exclusives".
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Self medicating the shit out of my ribs tonight, IPA style. #KruiserFeelings
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Listen up folks, not to be a dick but Twitter has to shut down for a few hours so's I can sleep. It'll open in the morning for mimosas.
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The Puppy-Baby & Mary Jane @amoebamusic smokingmaryjane wikipup http://t.co/MmabSxDUuJ
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RT @JesusTrejo: If I die young, bury me with comedy club chicken tenders sprinkled on my chest. #HoneyMustard
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Fleetwood Mac is in concert TONITE at the Hollywood Bowl & I'm in El Paso. :( "Players, only love you when they're playin"
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Here in El Paso, it's 89 degrees at night. -_-
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You paid for a bottle of water? Can I sell you some air too?
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I don't like interacting with people much but I do love people watching. #KruiserFeelings
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Going from “today is a good day” to “i hate my life” takes me approximately 2.5 seconds.
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RT @MarkGantt: Thanks for the love -- Geekscape 291: Orlando Jones, The Xbox One and ‘The Night Visitor’! http://t.co/UzsETEwbuh via @geeks…
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RT @ThatGuyY2M: I liked a @YouTube video from @petercoffin http://t.co/nMh9VEjP7k Xbox One Masochist
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Retweet if you're at the Roxbury Club in Hollywood and you're 16 years old drinking on a fake. (I'm in southwest corner of dance floor).
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Matthew McConaughey seems too stupid to be a Matthew he's a Matt or Matty.
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RT @fivehype: #TrVTwitterAwards Tues May 28 .@SklarBrothers .@AndyDick .@EricRoberts .@TherealRVD .@SuicideGirls http://t.co/Ezg4g0AX40
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I"ll Be in Detroit on Wednesday. Who want some of these jokes?
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Marijuana? More like MOURNrijuana, because you’re parents will have to go to your funeral if you try it. #no
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LOL!!! TELL'em, DEE!!! #Limes RT @deeburdett: @JeniferMalia @ThaiRivera @desiraejackson I prepared you for life.
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Damn you Wildberry skittles!
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Hmmm. Saturday night in Deadwood and seen 1 car in 15 minutes headed to the hotel. Mountains, lightning and massive stomach cramps.
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