

@AyanaAngelXXX are you serious? I tweeted you so long ago about coming here damn lol where is your schedule?
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@Uncleblob666 They could also say the earth is round and still sound like idiots now.
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@Mistress_LeBeau #HeroesCon, technical difficulties, and my album recording is gettin' in the way.
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@joeheenan What about if you are from Yorkshire and describing a period of 7 days?
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@Evan_P_Grant at this point I'd sell him for a Quiznos, which I don't even like. I am up early. Wtf
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RT @DaftLimmy: Have YOU watched The Best of Limmy's Show yet? http://t.co/bnlqdiPDCQ
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RT @JeffSharlet: One of Michael Hasting's antagonists was Clinton flack Philippe Reines. One of most arrogant technocratic hacks I've met a…
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RT @tompapa: Biggest Come to Papa Live Tonight NYC w/@amyschumer @almadrigal @JimNorton @mulaney and that guy from Contagion tix http://t…
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Hey, Istanbul… should me, my wife and kids stay in the room or are you going to behave this July? http://t.co/54XAhdLoWZ
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@SteveChortle @phlaimeaux No, but they're not all jokes (or involve "stealing"), if you google any punchline it will turn up lots of results
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