The Mitch English Chronicle is out! http://t.co/ALGvln2NwZ ? Top stories today via @thenewsjunkie @bobguiney @DietDivaTara
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Wow. I just saw this. James Gandolfini did really important workd w. @DCTVny on veterans' issues. http://t.co/G2JvyTh6zj
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Hey folks - this is ME again. Feeling better today but might be cos I am full of the drugs. Should be 100% (or at least. 80) tomorrow x
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Help #SavetheBees! Tell @EPAgov to ban the use of honeybee killing pesticides https://t.co/cAe2xjcad8
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RT @ormerodthoughts: @iainlee every so often I remember about the Harold Shipman song by Jonathan King. Dilemma: laugh or cry? http://t.co/ …
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RT @ShortList: It's a busy time of the year for holidays. A very busy time. Just ask @dannywallace http://t.co/4bQuYjvCaJ
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Latest Venice Biennale installation by Paul McCarthy-@AsiaArgento @Return2CONH http://t.co/rc5jnrVcLo
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On my way to #Detroit... Doing shows this weekend at the Ann Arbor Comedy Showcase - Get tix at http://t.co/HiBeydLwpo #LiveComedy #Michigan
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@NickAmadeus Tell her to feel free to just shout some names out next time. We'll decide right then and there.
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RT @JordanPeele: No joke. One bus. Three movie posters. Just colorful 'lil pieces of dookie with eyes. The children have won. http://t.co/e …
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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The Act nightclub is so new, the gogo dancers are still in bubble wrap. https://t.co/SwH2ZsBmWP
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@maccorcrain It's still not quite right but there is definitely the kernel of a good joke there. :)
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@warrenellis so cunning it was named the Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?
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RT @JayRaven: Our chat w Tix 4 @iliza right now...this weekend @ComixAtFoxwoods ...so funny, so sweet...even at 7am! @JayRaven @KlonkWCCC @…
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I'm not worried about GM crops. I mean, who doesn't want to see a world of Octo-cyclops vegetables in a barren wasteland for a few quid?
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RT @jimmeshelter: Are the Gandolfini death reports true or a hoax? Did he die or did the screen just go black during a Journey song?
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Why isn't there a Kickstarter for a big-screen version of #TheTick? Let's get on that, America.
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RT @BrentPiaskoski: Losing reception in an elevator is the closest I'll ever get to camping.
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@maccorcrain My rugby club played a team made up of New Zealand journalists, before the match they did the Mobile Phone Haka (???)
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