If the middle finger is "the bird" I'm assumig the ring finger is the vulture?
Updated 6 minutes ago
I hope it's today, Dale Dudley, because I AM UP! RT @DaleDudley I think @DougBenson is on here this week. Maybe it's today. www.klbjfm.com
Updated 8 minutes ago
Please leave nice ratings and reviews on Iain Lee's Shepherds Pie. Ta.
Updated 9 minutes ago
Confident in a lot of things I do. I guess a comfort level helps. @EvieStewart
Updated 9 minutes ago
@LegalTypist Not really. Life is good for me. Got three more venues interested in shows. Love what I do.
Updated 11 minutes ago
@joepettis 2 movies. 1 tv show. 1 commercial & 1 industrial. I'll email you some links.
Updated 13 minutes ago
Oh and...you're welcome :) RT @DivahGeek: @LaughNYC Yeah- thanks to you- I've been singing "Down At Fraggle Rock" all day lol
Updated 16 minutes ago
I knew you were Small but WHAT?!! You're Happy Meal! RT @KattPackAllDay http://twitpic.com/17o4rk - The pimp wit a pimp named Charlie Murphy
Updated 16 minutes ago
@Jason_Manford Are you roasting Bruce today mate? I did Tarrant. Good fun. PS You are northern scum.
Updated 17 minutes ago
Hey Baboon face @JoBubbles74 keep your self serving bullshit priorities to yourself; @DaddyFigure might be able to help you dummy
Updated 23 minutes ago
Hey, morning. Just got some. Can have a sip if you want :) how are you doing? @LegalTypist
Updated 24 minutes ago
*needs to let it go*
Updated 25 minutes ago
Subscribe to Iain Lee's Shepherds Pie on iTunes - videos and stuff. Well. Videos. Get us up the chart. X
Updated 25 minutes ago
RT @geekytom: RT @Lost_Initiative: New Theory Battle! Geeky Tom presents his "Time Compass" concept. http://bit.ly/c9EMKX
Updated 26 minutes ago
Right off out to race pigeons,stroke whippets,eat pies,smoke rollups, drink bitter,watch corrie & have a fight. Hope that's not too northern
Updated 26 minutes ago
Same colour shirt + tie. Fashionwise, not sure if that earns me a recall to prison or makes me the new Gok Wan (Gok Two?)
Updated 36 minutes ago
Morning workout followed by homemade veggie/chicken sausage frittata. This is how Cris Gray does mornings. http://tweetphoto.com/13890650
Updated 36 minutes ago
Ironic guys think Barbie has the ideal body considering the fact that she doesn't have a vagina.
Updated 36 minutes ago
No one tweets more inspirational quotes than porn stars. Especially the ones that take it in the butt.
Updated 37 minutes ago
Lindsay Lohan is suing E*Trade because implying she's a 'milkaholic' damaged her reputation? I vote for 'cumaholic '.
Updated 44 minutes ago
Next Long Island COMEDY shows:3/20/10 Holbrook, NY; 3/27 Cutchogue,NY- Mary Dimino Headlines both. 4 details, visit ---> http://bit.ly/eKo42
Updated 46 minutes ago
New..New..New comedy shows over the coming months. Comedians like Chris Monty & Jessica Kirson. 4details--->visit http://bit.ly/eKo42
Updated 46 minutes ago
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