#FF @DJDONDEMARCO @SONNYLEWISdaMC @thedenialshow @GriffNYC @susankalexander @curlycomedy @missckc @lasto @theapiary @kefadur @MurphGuide
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#ImagesThatDontGoAwaySoEasy RT @StrongwaterOJ @LaughNYC "She makes me feel like I have jumping beans in my underpants"
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Email from my Dad: http://www.margaretcho.com/content/2010/09/03/email-from-my-dad/
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Just checked my pockets. Am I the only person in the world carrying 3 handkerchiefs? That's a lot of tears.
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@makapala their point of view's got nothing to do with it. Never has, never will.
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HYPOCRITICAL OAF is still #1 on the iTunes comedy chart! Thanks y'all! To celebrate, I'm going to fly to Seattle today. #iwasgoinganyway
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When it comes to spam...do mexicans get emails like "barely illegal girls?" >>>wow, she's hot..look at her stepping over the boarder line.
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RT @An6gel: #FF @nicave @AngelicKristy @HMT_TEAM @Marc_Dub @Imjust_stephy @Leekz_cat @SookieSC @justinlover1257 @saphiragurski @violetva ...
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The trouble with Ant&Dec always being in Ant&Dec order is that Dec only gets to drive when they're in the States.
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Fat & Stupid is a bad combo. Future news item: Man kills himself opening his PC, sticking hands inside cuz he heard there might be...cookies
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I put my shoes on before my pants by mistake out of tiredness... morning's off to a good start.
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My TiVo auto records movies based on ones we watch. We saw Chocolat,so TiVo recorded English Patient & BrokeBackMountn. TiVo thinks i'm gay
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Headed to Fox 10 in Arizona. Tune in. 8:30 ish
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Mc hammer is now managing mma fighters. I've been staring at this for 15 mins trying to come up with joke. Wow.
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My son take all his clothes off to poop. Cute at home but funnier at the food court in the mall.
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THE GUCCI MANE CONCERT IN FORT MYERS WAS SPONSORED BY COOGI>>>>>> http://bit.ly/cpncqy
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In the white wasteland of Antarctica, Scientists discovered a tuxedoless, totally black penguin?.there goes the neighborhood
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FF# @missdestructo @boonspoon @wannatalkjive @dustyearthmom @JenLepp @janet_sanders @theechomusic @MrEricLange @mydamnchannel @dbferguson
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@unfortunatalie I knew a producer who worked on that.I kept suggesting they did a Real Eel & had, y'know, just an eel. But he wouldn't do it
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When is the appropriate age to tell your child their Lego creation sucks?
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RT @secupp: Guest hosting the Fred Thompson radio show today from noon to 2pm ET. Find a station at fredthompsonshow.com.
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@GreatCollapso Won't be up til just before gig, getting lift there and back with another act. Will see if I can get u in as a guest.
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@snakdoctor Seesmic, Hootsuite...a bunch more. Tweetdeck was ALWAYS glitchy for me.
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So messed up when Phil got shot by that mugger on La Brea, only to find out that it was his twin! #90310day
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Myth busting footage of Ant&Dec not standing in Ant&Dec order! It's Dec & Ant! @EmmaK67 http://t.co/VXj11ss
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RT @saletan: Gerson on mosque: Christians who trample religious liberty to target Muslims are playing "intolerance roulette." Tell it! h ...
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I was off the computer for one day and Stephen Hawking proved there's no god. I hate feeling behind on this trending topic
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Ladies...wouldn't it be great if Starbucks made men? Tall, Grande and OMG? Would you be addicted?" Should "That" taste like caramel sauce?
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Though I've just noticed that @SkinnyComedy have made a mistake and it should be @jayirichardson in that RT.
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