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Comedian Patton Oswalt on Twitter
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.@daveanthony @ThatSusanBurke Don't we both have children, Dave? Why are you up? (Susan, you can take a knee on this one).
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Comedian Meryl ORourke on Twitter
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Very erudite politically savvy depressing discussion of it tho. Do listen to R4 - damning verdict on the mess in Afghan
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Comedian Meryl ORourke on Twitter
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Radio 4 comparing Afghan war with a game of cricket. "our players are being recalled to pavilion" thought people like this were fictional
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Comedian Patton Oswalt on Twitter
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.@daveanthony @ThatSusanBurke Thanks, Double-Chinned Willie Ames With a Thyroid Problem
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Comedian Spencer King on Twitter
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@abby_brant you are obsessed with penises
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Comedian Jen Wilkinson on Twitter
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RT @markcoruk: A bend in the road is not the end of the road... unless you fail to make the turn
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Comedian Patton Oswalt on Twitter
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.@ThatSusanBurke @daveanthony Jesus, don't you dizzy skirts know how asterisks work? (There goes my @Jezebel love...)
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Comedian Jen Wilkinson on Twitter
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RT @MikeGargett: “It's what you choose to believe that makes you the person you are.” ? Karen Marie Moning,
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Comedian Spencer King on Twitter
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@abby_brant your other personality?
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Comedian Justin Moorhouse on Twitter
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@MrEdByrne good luck. (Do you say that in the climbing world? Better than break a leg suppose).
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Comedian Meryl ORourke on Twitter
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Tho suppose it would make a good story when he grew up- "what was your 1st word? Tits mate, titstitstitstits"
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Comedian Don Barris on Twitter
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Vine Video #142 https://t.co/TL96DFKnG4
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Comedian Jen Wilkinson on Twitter
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The Most Important First Step in a Sales Process http://t.co/XnlaBcgArD
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Comedian Justin Moorhouse on Twitter
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@BruceDevlin have to be entertaining to keep you interested. I understand Bruce. Yes all good - you?
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Comedian Patton Oswalt on Twitter
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.@daveanthony @ThatSusanBurke "Doctor" = "CVS" "pills" = Vladimir Vodka
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Comedian Thai Rivera on Twitter
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When a person has several versions of the truth every answer just leaves me with more questions. #OverIt
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Comedian Henry Phillips on Twitter
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RT @dinaaaavv: Fearless as Taylor Swift. Dream Out Loud as Selena Gomez. Radiate Love as Miley. Stay Strong as Demi. Never Say Never as Jus…
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Comedian Meryl ORourke on Twitter
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Boy's 1st word is r word for breast. says it all the time. This is when having a code word is fab or hed be saying breastbreastbreastbreast
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Comedian Patton Oswalt on Twitter
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.@daveanthony @ThatSusanBurke Take a bow, Dave. Or should I say, "The Springsteen of the Fat, Frightened & Impotent"?
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Comedian Justin Moorhouse on Twitter
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@BruceDevlin ps you not following me anymore? :( x
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Comedian Mitch Benn on Twitter
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RT @laurenlaverne: @caitlinmoran @VictoriaPeckham I'm having a playful tiff with the patriarchy ATM.
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Comedian Paul Feig on Twitter
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Thanks to ever encroaching grey and a misfire with some gel, I have quite a Pauly Walnuts thing going today. #mobhairday
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Comedian Justin Moorhouse on Twitter
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@NickMotown text is best. With a kiss at the end. The kiss will confuse them for long enough to make good an escape.
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Comedian Tony Baker on Twitter
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I want to host a hidden camera show where we put Silverback Gorillas in people's living rooms & watch their reactions when they walk in.
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Comedian Dillon Garcia on Twitter
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@JohnCampinelli is Vining while I Vine him. This is so stupid. #allergies https://t.co/eCGrvJcW68
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Comedian Paul F Tompkins on Twitter
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DIRECT FROM THE NINETIES (Jon Brion, @rhettmiller , @GrantLeeTweets & the photographer, @LargoLosAngeles) http://t.co/p5D75V9RQF
DIRECT FROM THE NINETIES (Jon Brion, @rhettmiller , @GrantLeeTweets & the photographer, @LargoLosAngeles) http://t.co/p5D75V9RQF
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Comedian Sam Demaris on Twitter
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@NateWeatherup Yeah, I really need to update that. But my stereotypical laziness won't allow it
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Comedian Mitch Benn on Twitter
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Woo hoo! “@PsiBennett: Just ordered @neilhimself's book and @MitchBenn's was there in saved for later, so I got that too.”
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Comedian Patton Oswalt on Twitter
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.@daveanthony @ThatSusanBurke Two spellings of "Hardwick." Dave had grain alcohol for dinner. Again.
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