Backstage in AC in Jersey with some Jersey Shore peeps! https://t.co/qX5Oldzmjp
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Hey world! You know what today is?! #ChicagosBestStandUp 8pm! Tweet @ us and it will show up on our BIG SCREEN! http://t.co/9mF4M0q9QJ
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I just retweeted that because it has more RTs than EVERY tweet I ever made COMBINED.
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RT @ConnorHutyler: I just cut my tongue licking an envelope. Someone please call an ambulance for me.
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A sale is not something you pursue;
it's what happens to you while you are immersed in serving your customer.
-unknown
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Absolute joy to perform @TheRSC this weekend @stratfordcomedy (and boat club).
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The key is not to call the decision maker.
The key is to have the decision maker call you.
-Jeffrey Gitomer
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Kudos to Trader Joe for switching from human trafficking to selling frozen pizzas & hummus.
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Am about to be fed beans on toast :)
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On the Vegas strip playing High School Grad or Not
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@rKoolyo Gonna try and enjoy this series victory before I think about that juggernaut. I'm hoping for a good, CLEAN, series.
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RT @sonofbox: The difference between Internet and real life.
https://t.co/SYU696EZvr
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A smart salesperson listens to emotions not facts.
-unknown
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RT @ZaKBaker: @carlos_valencia @Juniorstopka Thanks again for coming to Greenville! Hope you guys have a great tour.
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It is better to wear out than to rust out.
-Richard Cumberland
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'Every known dog except the chow has a pink tongue - the chow's tongue is jet black. But they all lick peanut butter off of anything
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“I find it fascinating that most people plan their vacations with better care than they plan their lives. Perhaps that is because escape is…
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Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in "The Internship": Because...fuck it, why not?
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If I see a chick who's eyelashes aren't glued on tight I start trying to create wind so they will fly off.
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@elopez12 can I see you soon? thanks. Also, text me. Got a new phone a month ago and lost all mumbers
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I don't have a drinking problem, I have a networking problem
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Fat bottomed girls really do make this rugged
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