@JasonSexton @Anna_Lis_Pgh there r 2 kinds of castration-legitimate and illegitimate-
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RT @lyshillger: @Anna_Lis_Pgh @TheRealRoseanne Also keep watch for "honor killings" of victims by shamed families.
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They should have been named The Miami Moist instead of the #Heat. Miami is moist as hell.
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@jennifer_tate @Anna_Lis_Pgh true, but luckily girls r minors so it will be espunged from their record-they can still bc cops/priestesses
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I spend about 30 minutes a day bitter that Lebron James is younger than me.
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@CoopCooperX them too. Every other day is fine. Teams have more success when they play back to back.
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RT @Hallie_Marie: @TonyBakercomedy tweets like this are why your my favorite. ????
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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve. (Steve was her first rib-husband)
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LeBron has a receding hairline and an underbite. JUST LIKE ME. All I need is bread and we can be brothers.
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@tom0557 no way. Three days a week of games is plenty. But in playoffs they shouldn't have to wait 2 weeks.
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RT @Crabbyvamp: Wish I had something whitty to tweet to @amyschumer ... Uuuggg I got NoThInG!
#watchingAmySchumer
#insideamyschumer
#liv…
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#wrongfilmquotes "Me and Jenny goes together like props and Carrot Top."
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I love how everybody on my timeline is a NBA analytical expert but none of you are working for ESPN. Kudos guys.
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Chris Bosh name on Gangland would be "Slim Chin"
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