Hello friends in the UK and the Scandinavian countries. My special #RAGNAROK is available on Netflix TODAY. http://t.co/8jWJnrYfMA
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Tonight I have a show in San Antonio. I know it's the championship. I know it's game seven. Special deal for... http://t.co/0dsSaCAZZW
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@BBCTomEdwards @BorisWatch #askboris #corr any that would still allow us to travel On The Wings Of Love
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RT @TranquilMammoth: I just watched @Hodgman's RAGNAROK on Netflix. I give it one thumb and one enthusiastic tentacle up.
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Cars with Mitt Romney stickers: It's not an indicator of your politics, it only tells me you like losers. It might as well say "Betamax".
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Things I love hearing late night from British people: @ErikGriffin I don't fancy you.
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RT @neillcameron: Tremulously excited to discover that John @hodgman's RAGNAROK is on @NetflixUK. Like, right now.
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Just deleted Mr Blooms Nursery. Its over
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Priorities Mt"@MayorofLondon: brilliant decision - you wont go wrong. That's why we pushing [teaching] more Latin and Greek #askboris"
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RT @HarithIskander: Gonna watch my man @_TomRhodes do his thing on stage AT The Stage, Avenue K 2nite. Comedy Club KL.
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@BorisWatch @joniuk @MayorofLondon #AskBoris very expensive schools and an extremely rich and connected family wasn't it?
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@rhysnicholson That brings me joy Rhys! I can't wait to have you on.
Love & respect to you my brother!
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@sitcomgeek Yes, without the flashback, just insert some generic "wackiness" into the line "this is like that time you did X"
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@EverydaySexism Hubby telling HV how hard it is when baby doesn't sleep. She kept replying "yes, mum's find it hard" whilst talking to him
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Apologies to anyone coming to my gig tonight if all I do is intone "Cloudbabies. Do you want to delete this recording? Yes. Please wait..."
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Shut up bitch, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
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@sitcomgeek How about a line referencing something bizarre/wacky that happened in the past, what happened to show not tell?
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“@Jackydan513: @anthonyhollock @margaretcho @theviewtv http://t.co/9Gha3C8MaB ” omg I love this so much!!!!!!! Thank u!!!
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Here you go...Tupac Staring at the world through my rearview: http://t.co/ZN5JX52otf via @youtube
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