2pac did more before he was 24 than most these fools will do in they life
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RT @michelleisawolf: Rocky Road isn't so much a flavor of ice cream as it is a reason to eat ice cream.
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Ringmaster @ComedianRaj just turned this comedy show into the funniest episode of Springer I've ever seen! Oh, & #NiceMoustache sir. #LFLive
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These artist ain't got nothing on 2PAC Riri Breeze Drake Wale none of them have done anything to change the mindset of the Black community
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Thanks to my fans for 2 killer packed out shows at Mystic Lake casino in Minnesota. Y'all rock. Great time. Off to Deadwood S.D.
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It blows my mind that people walk around acting like Steve Harvey won't jump out from behind a bush at any moment & murder them.
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Just saw @iamcolinquinn's 'Unconstitutional' - hilarious and engaging. Smart. Great direction by @rebelcave.
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I say stop playing God. @miguel_a_castro "what do you say to people that say you should be collecting money for all the victims?"
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I fucks with my black people I owe y'all all my loyalty. but I don't really fuck with the black industry.
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Doubt it was the best of the 3 films “@FUNNYPICS: 10 things you didn't know about Hangover Part 3 http://t.co/FezIh2BYDD - sp”
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Genius Rick Overton. Owning the set list crowd at nerdmelt #improvisedstandup http://t.co/HuYT5PbRvP
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Go to any mall, and it becomes apparent this gene pool has been peed in.
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Oops - typo, Its 81k, not 801k. Now 82 and still outstanding. Got a bunch of hi-5's in town They belong to you. http://t.co/8OlZFGzHmS
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and STILL beautiful. #EatItBitches RT @OfficialTashaP: Sweat pants, pony tail, chillin with no make up on http://t.co/OsX3Gy089o
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Remember when Ricki Lake ate an entire audience? CLASSIC RICKI!!!
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My train activity: look up, see neo-nazi looking man making the tattoos on his arm dance, think "terrifying" and look down at phone. Repeat.
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This fight has 1 punch potential #ufc160
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It's like winning a lottery ticket and not telling nobody u got the winning ticket. U dont even care who ignores u
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RT @john_long83: Thanks to @JonReep for a genuinely funny show! Clean and awesome.
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@mike_neylan thanks man. I think I've caught up on almost everything. But there's nothing better than making soldiers laugh. #WorthIt
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This goes for me too, guys. RT @AmandaBynes: Believe everything I say on twitter!
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