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Fight day! Cain VS Bigfoot Hunt VS Dos Santos TJ Grant VS Gray Maynard Cerrone VS Noons Texiera VS Te Huna & more! WOOT! #UFC160

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Andrew Healan

"oh my job? I stand here and tell other people not to stand here." -- most people working in movie sets

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Sarah Colonna

@Zack_Attack15 OMG, ha. Yes. That was so scary

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Matthew Lucas

@liam54 where are you? holloway womens prison? that would explain a lot.

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Bill Maher

RT @VICE: Tune in to HBO Zone today for a #VICEonHBO marathon. They're playing the first 7 episodes, starting at 4:30! http://t.co/QTCkIkIk �

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Joel Fry

RT @TheOnion: This Week In Entertainment: Justin Bieber Recovering In Intensive Care Unit After Being Badly Booed http://t.co/ToptJtRa81

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Ari Shaffir

@Dbizzlewastaken It's Punch Drunk Sports now. Different feed. Spread the word.

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Sarah Colonna

@chuyitotx ha, just excited for them to bust that horrible streak

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Jeff Dye

@danoismyname you guys are too kind. Order me 1 beer and a salad. It'll be like I'm there.

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Matthew Lucas

@AdamPMansbridge i'm not gay. as you well now.

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Ed Parnell

How much is this really all costing? http://t.co/Wqt4InPYHz

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Peter Coffin

Also, if you Reddit, please help my new video (Xbox One Masochist) here: http://t.co/2tCzA5FFr9

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Spencer King

@abby_brant suck it up

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Matthew Lucas

@knitboy no hen do i'm jewish

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Matthew Lucas

@oh_bradley @liam54 yeah maccy d's and nip into argos yay

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Carl Donnelly

RT @joelycett: Always a pleasure to see @CarlDonnelly http://t.co/LTzsTUh8E2

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Matthew Lucas

@shaz402001 no current plans but i like the food

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Sean Crespo

Started calling everyone over the age of 60 a "life hog." It's like, save some for the rest of us and die already amiright or amiright?

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Matthew Lucas

@Gerard001 ok i'm convinced. you is a gay. but i is a full blooded hetero innit

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Joe Wilson

RT @LadyDie: @joewilsontv Cannot even express enough thanks for this. #perfecttiming Truly something I needed to see today! xoxoxo/ Cool!

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Bo Burnham

@MatthewKral thanks, matt!

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Jamie Kilstein

RT @ourhenhouse: It's Saturday! New podcast ep (#176) features @jamiekilstein of @CitizenRadio. http://t.co/VWzMWy3Oo9 & iTunes http://t.co �

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Hannibal Buress

@TXTBOOKDYOG @arlenemarie_ animal furnace

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Kevin Hart

This family union cannot be broken!!! Quality time with my babies... #Harts #SugarRush� http://t.co/mmUQP58afI

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Matthew Lucas

@liam54 get on a tram innit

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Matthew Lucas

@oh_bradley @liam54 i was. and i will be again from monday. and then i won't be from next thursday.

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Matthew Lucas

@scoot2489 ok scott martin

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Ben Perry

@AndyMilonakis Found ur friend tho. Dude saw me with a camera and shouted "HEY IM RALPH FROM THE ANDY MILONAKIS SHOW" http://t.co/D2h3IhER0a

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Matthew Lucas

Twice actually RT @TommyCampbell97: @RealMattLucas You tweeted me once :D #claimtofame

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