What did you think of my vlog from last night? Here's my thoughts on the Kardashian baby, miley cyrus, bynes & beyond http://t.co/iQp9ETli67
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The song of summer 2013 (in my book anyway). Hot video coming soon: ‘Go’ by @valleylodge on #SoundCloud? https://t.co/FbV4WIFel1
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not only do I have the smallest penis in show business but the daycare business as well.
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@Ali_Gharib love you buddy thanks again for yesterday. Ill shoot you our numbers later in case you need anything ever
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More tech difficulties for remote videofeed testimony. Like watching a teacher try to set up a projector in junior high. #gtmo
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Posers have no stamina.
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The back up plane has arrived. We're back in business today.
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@JohnnyVegasReal @Martinbigpigmor @StandComedyClub "like a Game of Thrones outtake" is a perfect description for my love life!
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My cannibalism exposed again RT @LorraineHales: i can honestly say you ate one of the few men that make me laugh out loud :-)
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RT @crappycinemanyc: Tix still avail 4 anti-hunger benefit tmrw 6/20 @BellHouseNY! w @wyattcenac @toddbarry @saraschaefer1 @maxsilvestri ht…
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Cool stuff's happening. Cool stuff has happened before & didn't pan out. When that happens, I keep in mind, there's more cool out there.
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The only acceptable vanity license plate is one that reads "Vanity."
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@wilboge yes it's not readily available in the summer in winter u can get all sorts. I swap between spinach, kale and chard a lot
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@gerstaunton yes might get on it today/tomorrow. Will get you a copy and paste at the very least
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I didn't realize I shared an office with Ness from Super Smash Bros! tae_yun http://t.co/lcGHeyBFTu
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@wilboge it's really easy to grow. No I just got a blender from them ill see if I can send u a link
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RT @TristanCallan: Kicking off @hodgman week right with JJHO. Still to come @DeadAuthorPod, RAGNAROK on Netflix @TheTakeaway and @SolidSoun…
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“@MikeLovesTacosX: @bertkreischer You're coming to Toronto? Why the FUCK did I not know this!!”
underground comedy club
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@LindyMean Actually, now I don't know why they're referred to as 'supervillains'. Should be 'awfulvillains'.
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Power workout:
-no equipment required
-you can do it alone
-it doesn't take that long
Boom: http://t.co/ddkGSPvSeo sp
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