This is gonna hurt http://t.co/a7bhoX0Cpe
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Here are the deets to my upcoming one hour comedy special: Jonesy LIve From Queens. https://t.co/dk0PVUP3ub
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RT @ComicJohnPowers: My parody of Empire State of Mind has nearly 4,000 views. Check it out. http://t.co/2iAeUAfIvI
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Cannes Diary, Day 9: Alexander Payne's Gray New Movie, and — Finally — an Honest-to-Goodness Masterpiece http://t.co/jGoWNQipYl
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RT @LadyDie: @joewilsontv My kinda place!/ It's a new place, but it's a real place & it's getting bigger!
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RT @dailydot: The key to a successful Oklahoma fundraiser: atheism. http://t.co/DiZePe3D02
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When I get my money right, Im getting that Boris Kodjoe Clean bald head. Until then, I'll keep shaving my head with a butter knife.
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No industry, no decision makers, no producers, no agents, no publicists - just the storyteller and the audience.
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Glad we got this cleared up! I was beginning to think there was something wrong with @AmandaBynes http://t.co/6JQRbC4X1f
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RT @joshcomers: Mattress shopping is hard. Or is it too soft? I just don't know!
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My son gets CRAZY excited when my wife paints her toenails. We may have a little choreographer on our hands.
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RT @NickYoussef: 8 DAYS LEFT until I ride my bike 545 miles from SF to LA for @AIDSLifeCycle. I still need your donations!! http://t.co/BQ0 …
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RT @TheStandNYC: Tonight 8pm @AriShaffir @bigjayoakerson @NikkiGlaser @joederosacomedy @patdixon use code MDAY for a discount on tix http:/…
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RT @TheStandNYC: At 10pm @AriShaffir @bigjayoakerson @joederosacomedy @PaulVirzi @EstherKuKu @patdixon & more Use code MDAY for $5 TIX http…
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RT @TheStandNYC: Midnite @AriShaffir @Derek1Gaines @DanteNero @bigjayoakerson @joederosacomedy & a special guest flyin in from LA! http://t…
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All these people posting pics of them with their graduation money. I got that too. I got a $20 and a "now, you leave."
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If you don’t already tonight might be a great night to start following @usasoccerguy
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Dear @WhiteCastle
You've always been there for me.
I'll see you tonight at about 3:26am. I've got to see my friend Jameson first.
Steve
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Am I really watching the champions league final? Yes I Am. #championsleague #allGermanfinal
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RT @RichardMetzger: New Jersey Calling: The Clash rock the Garden State on the ‘16 Tons Tour,’ 1980 http://t.co/GoKhZm1FAN via @dangerminds…
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