I had a really funny chat with @bobbyleelive for his @youtube web series! Watch here: http://t.co/gXgRhZCZ05
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Love her and those bowls.
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#TDSBreakingNews US officials to meet with Taliban. But just for lunch, so there's no expectation of sex.
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RT @KagroX: That gun found in a FL movie theater by a 9yo boy? Belonged to a #ResponsbileGunOwner. A cop, in fact. #GunFAIL http://t.co/WYN …
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“@Nitro_Hacksaw: Listening to #Dangertits by @_Brendonsmall off #Galaktikon.
One of the best albums in my library!”
Yeah, I retweeted it.
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Yep u should've said hi! RT @ijustlovespn: Did I just see @funnyfelipe & his girlfriend at Glendale mall? If so nooo I should've said hi :(
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RT @horrorshox: This is NY subway! HAHAHAHAHA RT @lloydkaufman: This was my New York City subway ride today http://t.co/b4fTfSK3Ly
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@BrettGursky @BellaBrewster @brokemogul @EmmaHeming @MichaelSSutton birthday tweet from gursky. i made it, ma!
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If I could have one super power? Hmmm... Probably the ability to look someone in the eye without thinking they know I'm a fraud.
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RT @EricCunningham: Sometimes I write joke replies to email chains but then DONT send them, so, like, where's my medal?
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HOLLYWOOD! The BABBLE is finally back! Laugh at & with me & @RalphGarman at @ImprovComedyLA this Friday night, 10pm: http://t.co/V8M2rK6voN
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That would be like killing the only of your children not in jail. RT @Kotaku: Infinity Ward is split on killing Call of Duty Dog.
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RT @xoxo_alexelaine: "I can't wait to listen to it when I'm drunk and twerk upside down." ???????? #BitchyTuesday @TheNickyParis
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RT @gshann0n: Hannah needs to get her priorities straight because If all the celebrities were drowning and I could only save one, I'd save …
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http://t.co/iQp9ETli67 <== OK FUCKERS! Click here to watch my brand new #BITCHYTUESDAYS video blog! Make sure you tweet me your fav part!
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RT @BikiniBabeLover: "PIZZA" IS ACTUALLY AN ANAGRAM...
P - PLEASUREFUL
I - INTERESTING
Z - CANT THINK OF ONE
Z - CANT THINK OF ONE
A - "AG…
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Ground control. We are in and out of radio contact.
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Could someone spare a thought for all those poor animators that will now be out of work if all those lost #doctorwho episodes DO show up?
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RT @matthewhancock: Gun nuts yelling "shame on you" as Reverend prays for an end to gun violence. Unbelievable. https://t.co/e85ycVfvxd
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He definitely picked up new fans rt@SuzVozzo:@NickCannon . All I am thinking about now looking at Nick is -what's in his pants is huge ! Ha”
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