

@CaytonHolland @davehill77 not if you kill first & charm the audience into an ACH trance, you big hearted goon!
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RT @Tremaines_Lover: The Trailer for @KevinHart4real : Let Me Explain is freakin CRAZY CANT WAIT JULY 3- http://t.co/UHgrb7N3v4 http://t.co …
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@vurnt22 just watch mad men and you'll SCRUTE EVERYTHING. How are you, fellow ascottian?
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This is the face of a man on the edge.. Of techmageddon :) http://t.co/YOIYiqltWz
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@Lowes Had some amazing customer service today at Lowe's! Just wanted you to know.
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RT @Hormonella: Sitting across the kitchen table from my mother-in-law, there is only so much that can be said about deviled eggs.
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Took my wife shoppin today, and I only take her to stores that let me sit in the dressing room with her. I don't giv… http://t.co/Gyl22eiVB9
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.@shaq is it true that Dwayne Wade fell down 8 times walking his kids to school on Friday? #nbaplayoffs #nbaonTNT
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Edward Sharpe performing for 30,000 people who look like Edward Sharpe. #Sasquatch http://t.co/mqjZR8rIj6
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@lotslaughter I'm done with CelebApp and ice cream. We're talking art, motherfucker!
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Photo: Well, now that I am safely back in Los Angeles, I can reveal the REAL reason I went to Austin: to... http://t.co/a5WAXcP1bi
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