Van Halen cancels tour. So, if you want to see David Lee Roth act like an asshole, you have to go to Starbucks.
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the crazy religion driven right dupes have allowed their bloated government 2 dictate whom ppl have sex with, love or marry! #commiebastards
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Please stay out of the PRIVATE CORNERS OF MY MIND, San Diego Zoo: http://t.co/7RqYuWmj
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the only reason #2 amend is allowed is so americans will form militias 2 protect themselves from Gov intrusion. #handsoffmyuterus
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@fulton_dave "I know all I need to know about the difference between cats and dogs" -> Bang goes my new set!
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#ThingsWeAskGod2helpUsWith- to help in family court. God is everywhere, but I think they lock him out of those chambers!
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I have a lot of credits for appearing for a moment in various videos. My 15 minutes of fame gets doled out in 3-second chunks.
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Any time I'm not sure whether I'm in a library or a bookstore, I urinate in the corner and see if anyone says anything.
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MT@Tralfazruk Mike once again we see how your opinions are so insightful these present times // Yep. So, mercy kill?
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RT @UncleDynamite: I love everyone in the world unconditionally and without reservation except those who don't refrigerate butter. They ...
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#FF @dsma @michlitch @sixuntilme @gingervieira @swettercherise @ninjabetic @type1rider @TeamType1 @txtngmypancreas @DiabeticEchoes @
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@corisamiller Are you kidding? In English class? They are showing a sit com in English class? Canada rocks.
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@morganOPINES if you go to http://t.co/IlT7DGSY you can read about alternative methods of vote counting too-that's my next salvo
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@paulsinha @SarahMillican75 Things I've Learned As An Audience Member At A Comedy Club http://t.co/oq4Fv0dK
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@morganOPINES that has been my goal-synthesis of green/libertarian- ALL PARTIES AGAINST THE DUOPOLOY
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@CubanBrouse but.. but.. @Gartner_inc says "Opportunities Await in the Consumer Social Ecosystem"! http://t.co/BYjfFDPx they're ALWAYS right
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Officer: Anything you say will be held against you. Me: TITS!!!
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RT @morganOPINES: @TheRealRoseanne Very wise words to not destroy, since you've kind of created a "green tea party" with all this :) #gr ...
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