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Twitter Name: @friedmanjon
Website: http://www.rejectionshow.com
Location: Brooklyn
Description: Comedian, Host of The Rejection Show, Editor of 'Rejected' and blogger for Late Night w/ Jimmy Fallon.
Website: http://www.rejectionshow.com
Location: Brooklyn
Description: Comedian, Host of The Rejection Show, Editor of 'Rejected' and blogger for Late Night w/ Jimmy Fallon.
Jon Friedman is a producer, writer and comedian who’s currently a writer and blogger for “Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.” He’s written for “McSweeney’s,” “Paper Magazine,” and “The Huffington Post,” and recently published a book titled, “Rejected: Tales of the Failed, Dumped and Canceled.”
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@Pixlet Even you.
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You're all a piece of beautiful.
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Do we still have to do the whole "bless you, thank you, you're welcome" thing?
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Things to Say to Someone Whose Actual Name is Ronald McDonald "Hey, where's your makeup, ya friggin' clown!" (point and laugh)
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The people have spoken. "W" should be renamed "double-vee." @bridger_w @gin_is @thecomicscomic @batemanimation
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The letter W describes itself.
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"Please no one be shitting, please no one be shitting, please no one be shitting." -What I Say to Myself As I Enter a Public Bathroom
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I've been watching Dating in the Dark. Very interesting experiment, until the lights come on and it's all "I'll take the hot one!"
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Attn. comedians, writers, performers: Submissions wanted for The Rejection Show: Cease & Desist Night. http://bit.ly/aFrrPM
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Get out of my face, 3D.
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Say what you will about Miley Cyrus but she found success in spite of growing up with a father who had an enormous mullet.
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If you just start pointing at stuff, people will look.
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RIP Robert Schimmel. He was a good one.
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RT @jdharm: First #FF- Category 1: Cool People - @DannyZuker @tamarlovesu @justin_stangel @friedmanjon @misslainie @robcorddry @matthewb ...
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"I got your stimulus package right here." #surprisinglynotarejectedpickupline
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It's another installment of "Totally Terrific Tweets!" (perhaps you're on the list) http://bit.ly/cBHb7W #FF
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Boooooooo!! (I'm using a ghost writer) #andscene
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T.I. stands for "twice incarcerated."
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I'm surprised Vanna White hasn't turned over the letters "please kill me" by now.
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Oh look, there's that gum I swallowed back in '03.
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Things are getting serious. I started a DVR relationship with a new show.
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RT @comedysmack: In this video comedian @FriedmanJon ruins The Wonder Years for you forever-http://bit.ly/djiYLC
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Spoiler Alert: Darth Vader is Luke's FATHER!! #toolatespoilers
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Quotes From The Guy Who Fully Recovered From Amnesia Except For His Memory of Airplanes: "Guys, did you just f*ckin' see that??!!"
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Sometimes I want to create another twitter account focusing on the NY Mets, but then I remember I should think about starting a family.
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I was making a bad joke but I actually think a good name for a new bar would be Chin-Up Bar.
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Yes, those ones! RT @simonelc yay for @JFranimal RT @ I'm either very high or I just loved a macaroni and cheese commercial.
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I'm either very high or I just loved a macaroni and cheese commercial.
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If I could ask one question to one politician that question would be, "So like, what are your policies?"
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RT @thingsidoalone: @friedmanjon I never don't giggle at it. Which is what made my grandpa's death so awkward.
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