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Twitter Name: @80miles
Website: http://www.facebook.com/80milesFanPage
Location: New York City
Description: I might be a dud.
Website: http://www.facebook.com/80milesFanPage
Location: New York City
Description: I might be a dud.
A.D. Miles is a TV and film actor whose credits include Comedy Central’s “Dog Bites Man,” “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” the cult classic Wet Hot American Summer, and Role Models. Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/A_D_Miles
Inspired cold open tonight by @mikedicenzo with @jeffreytambor. #LarrySanders
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Everyone should be required to shave their head at least once past the age of 21.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
RT @toddbarry: Great reality show idea: get an improv actor to pretend he doesn't know what pretzels are. Follow him around for a year.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Goddam. This rain is like...goddam.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
The side of my iPhone is crusted with the sugar glaze and bacon grease from the Dunkin Donuts gut bomb breakfast sandwich I just inhaled.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
RT @mikedicenzo: Just realized the Heat-Pacers series features a Chalmers and a Hibbert. It's like the battle of Simpsons B-characters.
Updated 19 day(s) ago
@gavinpurcell @schlafman This woman has it figured out more than most. #prancercize
Updated 19 day(s) ago
I like to unbutton the last button on the cuff of my sport coat as a way letting people know I am not to be fucked with.
Updated posted May 10, 2013, 7:55 am
RT @jimmyfallon: @crushabledotcom: This @SteveMartinToGo entrance on @jimmyfallon is the best thing you'll watch today http://t.co/nPfFVIG
Updated posted May 7, 2013, 7:49 am
RT @mikedicenzo: The subtext of Charles Ramsey's interview was "I am fully aware the Internet is gonna autotune this."
Updated posted May 7, 2013, 7:49 am
RT @life_is_made: Your baby girl will be ready for a romp around town in this super cute Romper!
http://t.co/LdRQrU5hrT
Updated posted April 25, 2013, 1:28 pm
I'll admit that the amount of time I just allowed my cat to lick my ear was probably a little too long.
Updated posted April 13, 2013, 8:06 am
My wife did not respond well to the compliment that she looks "pleasantly weathered."
Updated posted April 7, 2013, 8:30 am
This is a super fun and awesome thng: @jimmyfallon and @jayleno duet the rumors. http://t.co/1qxMDimvDH
Updated posted April 1, 2013, 9:49 pm
Trying to reconnect with my wife by talking exclusively in a cockney accent today. Want to work out our differences but still have fun!
Updated posted March 29, 2013, 10:36 am
Stoked for this. See you tonight Williamsburg! http://t.co/swzf4KJGwo
Updated posted March 29, 2013, 10:21 am
RT @tomshillue: This is great read! Even for me, and I said it @thecomicscomic @latenightjimmy @jimmyfallon @80miles @jtimberlake
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Updated posted March 26, 2013, 12:22 pm
The people who get off the elevator on any floor below my floor are lazy assholes.
Updated posted March 26, 2013, 8:19 am
VERY impressed with the number of baskets that have been made so far. And we're just getting started! #marchmadness
Updated posted March 21, 2013, 1:35 pm
I am pleased to announce the return of the Ragtime Gals. This time with a very special guest. http://t.co/YcIHhetYkz
Updated posted March 13, 2013, 8:30 am
Hey people at SXSW, can someone get me at least a dozen tix to Scrote for tonight? I think they're opening for Punt Cunch at Hot n Packed.
Updated posted March 8, 2013, 11:30 am
"About to put the first coat of tongue oil on my hall tree!" - thing I just said that made my wife stare at me for about 10 seconds.
Updated posted March 7, 2013, 8:30 am
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