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Twitter Name: @AdamComedian
Website: http://www.adamhunter.com
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Description: Last Comic Standing Finalist, MMA Fan, Writer for the World MMA Awards, OCD, Wrestling Coach, ADD, http://www.facebook.com/pages/Adam-Hunter/122397324181
Website: http://www.adamhunter.com
Location: ÃœT: 34.096267,-118.341385
Description: Last Comic Standing Finalist, MMA Fan, Writer for the World MMA Awards, OCD, Wrestling Coach, ADD, http://www.facebook.com/pages/Adam-Hunter/122397324181
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Adam_Hunter
I can't wait for Halloween when hot chicks dress like sluts and I dress up like I am single.
Updated 12 hours ago
When I was younger I used to be able to bust 2 loads a night. Now I can’t even do 2 loads of laundry.
Updated 12 hours ago
My GF asked me if she gained 30 pounds if I'd still be attracted to her. I said "Yes, but take my word for it."
Updated 13 hours ago
When your GF asks for feedback on how to give better head don't say “Ask your sister.”
Updated 13 hours ago
The gay people who want same sex marriage should be warned that that once they get married there will no longer be sex.
Updated 13 hours ago
My GF is on a cleanse and wants to remove the toxins from her body. I'm insulted since I put them there.
Updated 15 hours ago
John Lennon was legally blind without his glasses. This must have been why they were always off around Yoko
Updated 22 hours ago
RT @mayhemmiller: Data suggests drug treatment can lower US crime: http://t.co/nNEW42Z4 The drug problem should be treated as a HEALTH i ...
Updated 23 hours ago
RT @KLAQ: Comedian Adam Hunter in studio right now, and at the EP Comic Strip this week! Follow him, @AdamComedian Hilarious tweets!
Updated 1 day(s) ago
#ThingsNotToSayOnTheFirstDate You probably already have what I plan on giving to you
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#ThingsNotToSayOnTheFirstDate I'm just trying to bang you to end my losing streak.
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#ThingsNotToSayOnTheFirstDate You are hot enough to bang but I'm never gonna call you.
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#ThingsNotToSayOnTheFirstDate You would not believe where my hand is right now.
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#ThingsNotToSayOnTheFirstDate Wanna see where I buried my ex?
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#ThingsNotToSayOnTheFirstDate Do you believe in anal at first sight?
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RT @MMARoasted: Dana White announced that Faber's opponent is a room with no mirrors.
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I am gonna be on 95.5 KLAQ in El Paso in 10 minutes. 2nt thru Sun I am headlining the Comic Strip in El Paso
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You know you are ugly if your friends ask you to be the Designated Driver and then take a cab to the club.
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Manny Pacquiao FLIP FLOPS on Gay Rights-is now the new running mate of Mitt Romney.
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As a kid they said “Money does not grown on trees” but money is made of paper,& paper comes from trees, therefore money does grow on trees.
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I need a girl that can be a lady on the streets and a freak on the streets too. Because I have a GF.
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I went to a sex addicts anonymous meeting. It was in a church so that the priests don’t have to walk that far.
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