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Twitter Name: @AlexMooreComedy
Website: http://alexmoorecomedy.com
Location: Los Angeles,Ca.
Description: I'm a Comedian, I'm a Giant, I love Bacon, I'm the inventor of the Cleveland Steamcleaner. visit my website for club dates:
Website: http://alexmoorecomedy.com
Location: Los Angeles,Ca.
Description: I'm a Comedian, I'm a Giant, I love Bacon, I'm the inventor of the Cleveland Steamcleaner. visit my website for club dates:
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Alex_Moore
For all the money I've spent at WENDY's, I should be allowed to fuck Wendy on top of Dave Thomas' grave.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. So do copays.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Red Wine makes you do crazy shit, apparently last night I joined Oprah's book club.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Everything I know about sex I learned from Belladonna.
Updated 15 day(s) ago
Today we celebrate a day that has absolutely zero significance to anybody. #happycincodemayo
Updated 15 day(s) ago
A gay friend told me he got his ass chewed at work.. Is that a good thing?
Updated 16 day(s) ago
A great place to go on a shooting spree would be a civil war reenactment,for a second they'd think you're just an idiot with the wrong gun.
Updated 17 day(s) ago
Places that rent rims don't repossess, they just find you at the mall and kick the shit out of you. #rentawheel
Updated 17 day(s) ago
R.I.P Mac Daddy, or Daddy Mac.. Or whatever your dumb fucking name was.
Updated 19 day(s) ago
When white people say 'Carnitas' we sound stupid.
Updated posted March 3, 2013, 8:44 am
If Subaru was smart they'd have an ad playing before every lesbian porn video on the Internet.
Updated posted March 2, 2013, 7:13 pm
People who run with artificial legs are just showing off.
Updated posted February 25, 2013, 4:54 pm
All the melted ice in all
Updated posted February 22, 2013, 5:29 pm
Whenever I use the horsey sauce pump at Arby's I shout "Skeet, Skeet, Skeet"
Updated posted February 5, 2013, 1:20 pm
This is a top story on CNN? We're all morons.The real reason Mary Ingalls went blind http://t.co/LHIIdtbm
Updated posted February 4, 2013, 7:33 pm
Buying a case of Natural ice is a cry for help.
Updated posted February 4, 2013, 6:49 pm
"Beating a pussy up" had a totally different meaning in the 90's.
Updated posted February 4, 2013, 6:31 pm
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