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Twitter Name: @AlonzoBodden
Website: http://alonzolive.com/
Location: Los Angeles
Description: I'm just a comic living the dream...I think

After placing as runner-up on Season 2 of NBC’s LAST COMIC STANDING, he came back strong in Season 3 to take the GRAND PRIZE In 2007, he went on to become a series regular judge on Season 5 of the show. His movie roles include parts in SCARY MOVIE 4, BRINGING DOWN THE HOUSE and THE GIRL NEXT DOOR. On television, he has played a bouncer/crook/security guard/cop on ANGEL, GROUNDED FOR LIFE and PROFILER. He is currently a regular field correspondent on THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO and the host of Speed Channel’s new 101 CARS YOU MUST DRIVE.
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Not invited to Clinton wedding? Come see me at Chicago improv in the woodfield mall
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Tonight I'm at the Chicago improv. It's in the woodfield mall. Insert your best shopping and laughing joke here. Cmon down Chicago
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@Your_Wingman86 thanks wingman
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Nice of club to send car to pick me up. Disturbing to see Boys Life magazine in the back
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Nothing meaner than an old flight attendant. They're the new lunch ladies. Now quit askin me fer drinks and git yer seatback up sumbitch
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Chicago Improv this weekend I'll be funniest guy at the mall http://www.improv.com/ComedyClub/Chicago
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@gchatton you mean ur not Josh? Jason Britton maybe?
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I'm auditioning for comedy about racism but the tea party told me racism doesn't exist anymore. Uh oh I better warn the producers
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@aishatyler congrats on season 2. I've never made a season 2
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Watched moto GP from pit lane. Thx to everyone from Alpinestars Parts Unlimited and the riders and FIM. Perfect weekend
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Moto GP weekend great so far. Thanks Ducati folks Jordan Team Tony from FIM and my new friends from Motorcyclist online
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@UltraDJGirl purely a spectator
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Taking the weekend off
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Woke up grumpy at the crack of noon. This is gonna be a great day
Updated 10 day(s) ago
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I'm glad Lindsay going to jail has put all this unemployment benefit, oil spill, war nonsense in perspective. Let's try and focus America
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3 kids quiet entire 5 hr flt. Mom still can't shut the hell up. FML
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Gnite West Palm see u next time and Joe thanks for reminding me why I do this
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The Doctor is back. Congrats Valentino Rossi. Wish my wrist healed like ur leg. Go kick some ass Doc #46
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It's funny how even though everyone hates Tiger,all of golf is defined in relation to his play. It's like basing the Oscar on Mel Gibson
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The NAACP says the Tea Party is racist. I wonder what gave it away? Way to stay on top of things NAACP. No one can call you slow
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West Palm Marriott is easily the worst Marriott I've ever stayed in. It's not so much a Marriott as a commercial for Hyatt
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Why do hotel maids bang on your door with the urgency of a rape victim only to leave and never come back
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News is Bristol Palin getting married What about important stuff like what LeBron's breakfast or who Lindsay's drinking body shots off of.
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Damn iPad makes travel thru security easier
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@kellymkupartist tweeples?
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I just saw 3 women at my gym exchanging pics of food they can't eat. I love LA
Updated 18 day(s) ago
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World cup is over can we knock it off with the soccer jerseys and pretending to be fans
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Clarion hotel copies ID when I check in. Claim some 9/11 security BS. I'm sure ID's goin to Europe or India, enjoy my credit fellas
Updated 19 day(s) ago
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At BB Kings in NYfor friends show. I hate when security guys hassle me cuz i play them in movies. Where's my black suit???
Updated 20 day(s) ago
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I'm at NY Mets game. Remember when DP only meant double play
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Thanks NY for making my special rock. I was gonna say making my special special but that sounds gay
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I'm loving NY it's hot here apparently they're having a thing called summer that hasn't reached LA
Updated 22 day(s) ago
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@brianculbertson Omaha here we come. There's a phrase u never thought ud use
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@smokeycretin9 they became farm club in early 90's. Thanks Seattle
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Damn LeBron is goin to the Miami Heat, what am I gonna do with 10000 LeBron Knick jerseys Guess I'll sell em next to Brazil world cup stuff
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