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Twitter Name: @AlonzoBodden
Website: http://alonzolive.com/
Location: Los Angeles
Description: I'm just a comic living the dream...I think
Website: http://alonzolive.com/
Location: Los Angeles
Description: I'm just a comic living the dream...I think
After placing as runner-up on Season 2 of NBC’s LAST COMIC STANDING, he came back strong in Season 3 to take the GRAND PRIZE In 2007, he went on to become a series regular judge on Season 5 of the show. His movie roles include parts in SCARY MOVIE 4, BRINGING DOWN THE HOUSE and THE GIRL NEXT DOOR. On television, he has played a bouncer/crook/security guard/cop on ANGEL, GROUNDED FOR LIFE and PROFILER. He is currently a regular field correspondent on THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO and the host of Speed Channel’s new 101 CARS YOU MUST DRIVE.
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Not invited to Clinton wedding? Come see me at Chicago improv in the woodfield mall
Updated 15 hours ago
Tonight I'm at the Chicago improv. It's in the woodfield mall. Insert your best shopping and laughing joke here. Cmon down Chicago
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Nice of club to send car to pick me up. Disturbing to see Boys Life magazine in the back
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Nothing meaner than an old flight attendant. They're the new lunch ladies. Now quit askin me fer drinks and git yer seatback up sumbitch
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Chicago Improv this weekend I'll be funniest guy at the mall http://www.improv.com/ComedyClub/Chicago
Updated 3 day(s) ago
I'm auditioning for comedy about racism but the tea party told me racism doesn't exist anymore. Uh oh I better warn the producers
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Watched moto GP from pit lane. Thx to everyone from Alpinestars Parts Unlimited and the riders and FIM. Perfect weekend
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Moto GP weekend great so far. Thanks Ducati folks Jordan Team Tony from FIM and my new friends from Motorcyclist online
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Taking the weekend off
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Woke up grumpy at the crack of noon. This is gonna be a great day
Updated 10 day(s) ago
I'm glad Lindsay going to jail has put all this unemployment benefit, oil spill, war nonsense in perspective. Let's try and focus America
Updated 11 day(s) ago
3 kids quiet entire 5 hr flt. Mom still can't shut the hell up. FML
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Gnite West Palm see u next time and Joe thanks for reminding me why I do this
Updated 13 day(s) ago
The Doctor is back. Congrats Valentino Rossi. Wish my wrist healed like ur leg. Go kick some ass Doc #46
Updated 13 day(s) ago
It's funny how even though everyone hates Tiger,all of golf is defined in relation to his play. It's like basing the Oscar on Mel Gibson
Updated 14 day(s) ago
The NAACP says the Tea Party is racist. I wonder what gave it away? Way to stay on top of things NAACP. No one can call you slow
Updated 15 day(s) ago
West Palm Marriott is easily the worst Marriott I've ever stayed in. It's not so much a Marriott as a commercial for Hyatt
Updated 15 day(s) ago
Why do hotel maids bang on your door with the urgency of a rape victim only to leave and never come back
Updated 15 day(s) ago
News is Bristol Palin getting married What about important stuff like what LeBron's breakfast or who Lindsay's drinking body shots off of.
Updated 16 day(s) ago
Damn iPad makes travel thru security easier
Updated 17 day(s) ago
I just saw 3 women at my gym exchanging pics of food they can't eat. I love LA
Updated 18 day(s) ago
World cup is over can we knock it off with the soccer jerseys and pretending to be fans
Updated 19 day(s) ago
Clarion hotel copies ID when I check in. Claim some 9/11 security BS. I'm sure ID's goin to Europe or India, enjoy my credit fellas
Updated 19 day(s) ago
At BB Kings in NYfor friends show. I hate when security guys hassle me cuz i play them in movies. Where's my black suit???
Updated 20 day(s) ago
I'm at NY Mets game. Remember when DP only meant double play
Updated 20 day(s) ago
Thanks NY for making my special rock. I was gonna say making my special special but that sounds gay
Updated 20 day(s) ago
I'm loving NY it's hot here apparently they're having a thing called summer that hasn't reached LA
Updated 22 day(s) ago
Damn LeBron is goin to the Miami Heat, what am I gonna do with 10000 LeBron Knick jerseys Guess I'll sell em next to Brazil world cup stuff
Updated 22 day(s) ago
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