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Twitter Name: @andrewhealan
Website: http://www.andrewhealan.com
Location: New Orleans, LA
Description: connoisseur, raconteur, roustabout, bon vivant, cognoscente, sybarite, gallivanter, quaffer, farceur, interlocutor
Website: http://www.andrewhealan.com
Location: New Orleans, LA
Description: connoisseur, raconteur, roustabout, bon vivant, cognoscente, sybarite, gallivanter, quaffer, farceur, interlocutor
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rapping about drinking Shirley Temples puts the gay in gangsta.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
watching drunk people plead with city employees not to tow their cars is my new favorite thing.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
just found something way more annoying than soccer fans -- x-games fans.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
advantage of sitting at the end of the bar -- reduse the number of annoying jackasses that can sit next to me by 50%.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
OH: "With all of my experience LARPing I am actually overqualified to be CEO of the Zombie Appocolypse."
Updated 12 day(s) ago
new promotion -- bring in a negative home pregnancy test and receive a free small Frosty.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
nothing against New York, but I think Bogota should be the city that never sleeps.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
some questions are better left unanswered, like "why is this sticky?"
Updated 17 day(s) ago
feeling very Molly Hachet because I'm flirting with disaster, at least that's what I call her.
Updated 18 day(s) ago
looking to start a whole new style of justice. Can't decide between Healan & Isles or Rizzoli & Healan.
Updated 18 day(s) ago
to: guy that chooses mug shots for SportsCenter subject: jesse jackson body: GREAT JOB!
Updated 18 day(s) ago
proposal -- pitcher with the highest ERA has to throw for the homerun derby.
Updated 19 day(s) ago
that's right spider solitire fireworks, I did win. I won that game, I won this day and, I dare say, I won this life. #boredatwork
Updated 19 day(s) ago
spinning around in my chair counter clockwise makes me slightly dizzier than spinning around in my chair clockwise. #boredatwork
Updated 20 day(s) ago
when I hear "it is what it is" I say "it ain't what it ain't," and then "you could've added more to the conversation by saying nothing."
Updated 24 day(s) ago
you have an app that tells me where you tweet, now if you could only find an app that would tell me why you tweet.
Updated 24 day(s) ago
you catch more flies with honey than with chopsticks.
Updated 25 day(s) ago
you look good without my glasses on.
Updated 25 day(s) ago
Does anyone know if there's a 4th of July milkshake drinking contest? Because that's something I'm pretty good at.
Updated 29 day(s) ago
experience as a flight attendent probably looks really good on a resume if you are applying to be a bartender in South Carolina.
Updated More than a month ago
in NASCAR news -- Morgan Sheppard has just signed a sponsorship deal with gogreatgranddaddy.com
Updated More than a month ago
the whoa-oa part of Sweetness by Jimmy Eat World is like catnip for white people.
Updated More than a month ago
can't believe it's already been a year since we all forgot Farrh Fawcett died.
Updated More than a month ago
on honor of Fathers' Day, the June editions of Hustler will be called the daddy issues.
Updated More than a month ago
for the life of me I can't remember the difference between Alexi Lalas and Karch Karay.
Updated More than a month ago
Donovan's goal was amazing, I can't wait to forget about it in two weeks.
Updated More than a month ago
my shot glass is never half empty.
Updated More than a month ago
anyone who says it's not about the destination, it's about the journey has never driven from Los Angeles to Las Vegas.
Updated More than a month ago
watching a NOLA version if Minnie The Moocher, includes "Who Dat, Who Dat Who" and "whoadie, whoadie, whoadie whoa."
Updated More than a month ago
want a GPS with the voice of James Brown just so when I have to cross the River, he can tell me to "take it to the bridge."
Updated More than a month ago
hoping 4G will be fast enough to keep up with my boredom.
Updated More than a month ago
my doctor is both progressive and traditional, in his lobby is a kindle with only a three year old Sorts Illustrated downloded.
Updated More than a month ago
after eight hours I am a legend in my own time and a half.
Updated More than a month ago
according to the Gatorde ad campaign, having their product poured on you makes you makes better football coach.
Updated More than a month ago
learned everything I know about catholicism from Kevin Smith movies, lerned everything I know about judaism from Friar's Club roasts.
Updated More than a month ago
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