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Twitter Name: @andrewhealan
Website: http://www.andrewhealan.com
Location: New Orleans, LA
Description: comedian, patriot, national treasure
Website: http://www.andrewhealan.com
Location: New Orleans, LA
Description: comedian, patriot, national treasure
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Andrew_Healan
hey @BurgerKing the people at @askRegions let me walk through their drive-thru, why don't you.
Updated 18 hours ago
working title of my next book is Fear And Loathing In Branson.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
tonight is really good perving out on lady joggers weather.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
if you left your Burger King cup filled with urine at the Euterpe streetcar stop, don't worry, it's still here.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
putting the final touches on my Toby Keith parody song I Closed This Bar (And Went To Another Bar).
Updated 2 day(s) ago
explaining dime-a-dance girls and taxi dancers to a prostitute. These kids today have no respect for their history.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
hope I never in the seat next to where a MLB player makes an amazing catch. Because my awkward high five attempt will look way less cool.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
engaged in a rather intense debate about who was the creative void in The Kings of Comedy.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
sad that David Robertson is on the DL but Rib Muscle would be a pretty sweet band name.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
listening to old timers talk about the pets of French Quarter bartenders from the 1980s. I don't remember what I ate for breakfast.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
know what does not impress 20-year-old women? Explaining the connection between Ronnie Milsap, Eddie Rabbit and Elvis Presley.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
discussing famous deaths in Louisiana. #janemansfield #Bonnie #& #Clyde #boredatwork
Updated 2 day(s) ago
mixing in packets of red pepper with the sugar packets. #boredatwork
Updated 2 day(s) ago
not sure what the connection is, but I can remember people's names better when I point at them.
Updated 3 day(s) ago
added six Jason Statham movies to my instant que and have no plans for Friday. Ladies???
Updated 3 day(s) ago
time traveling Andy Daly from the year 2042 #fakeCelebritySighting
Updated 3 day(s) ago
changed my email signature to "sent from your mom's iPhone." #boredatwork
Updated 3 day(s) ago
apparently my accident prone ex gf ended up with all of my good knee and ankle braces. Love hurts y'all.
Updated 3 day(s) ago
thumbs up Wendy's DJ. Close To You by Maxi Priest is the perfect mood music to compliment this #2 combo.
Updated 3 day(s) ago
yo Mad Men staff, if you need some help, I spent most of 2002 writing Rory Gilmore/Conner fanfic.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
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