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Twitter Name: @TVsAndyDaly
Location: Los Angeles
Description: I'm an actor and comedian. If you buy my album Nine Sweaters then we'll both have gotten something tangible out of this Twitter experiment. www.astrecords.com
Location: Los Angeles
Description: I'm an actor and comedian. If you buy my album Nine Sweaters then we'll both have gotten something tangible out of this Twitter experiment. www.astrecords.com
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Andy_Daly
@DougBenson @jimboch02 I'm nearly done being successful. Let's do it!
Updated 6 day(s) ago
When I grow up I want to be an astronaut and a rock star. Go Canada! http://t.co/bty5owC5rm
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Are we positive life isn't a dress rehearsal? Because some of the lighting cues seem off.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
RT @robdelaney: Meant to fax my wife a coupon to Bennigan’s for Mother’s Day but then I got on a hot streak at off track betting. Thought t…
Updated 7 day(s) ago
90% of parenting is hoping someone stays asleep for a long long time.
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@mrtimlong Scenes you don't see because they were never written or shot? And it sounds like you got off easy by 6 verses.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
(2 of 2) telling me to join his fan club. Now I can do this: @TheSlyStallone, who won the fight at the end of Rocky 3, Rocky or Apollo?
Updated 7 day(s) ago
(1 of 2) In 1982, my local librarian helped me write to Sylvester Stallone to ask an important question and I got back a form letter...
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Just for fun, I think I'll make this Mother's Day all about me.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
The closest I ever get to being drunk or high these days is when I stand up too fast. But man, that is pretty FUCKING sweet!
Updated 9 day(s) ago
I wonder what it says about me that I have never once spelled ecstacy right on the first try.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
@SarahThyre Smart to clarify. He might have sent a case of it to the house to apologize.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
RT @SarahThyre: Dear Driver of Detritus-Filled Pick-Up Who Cut Me Off: To clarify, I said "Cuntface Fucklicker" not "Cuntface Fuckliquor."
Updated 11 day(s) ago
I've come to accept that my body simply isn't designed to hold pants up. Now I just have to convince a jury.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
All this talk about MacDonald's almost makes me wish I were in an airport with no better option than to eat that foodscience. Almost.
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RT @DanaJGould: The original settlers of this great land had deep-seated beliefs that we cherish to this day. Primarily, that water will re…
Updated 12 day(s) ago
RT @PFTompkins: Can it be? AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD TUE. 5/14 - THE DEAD AUTHORS PODCAST CHAPTER 2: ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON… ht…
Updated 12 day(s) ago
RT @mrtimlong: BACHELORS: If you want to attract women, get a dog. And if you want to attract dogs, die in a park with an open wound.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
Rerun from the archives: Today we remember all those who lost their lives in the sinking of The Mayo. #classic #stupid
Updated 14 day(s) ago
@ericstonestreet Didn't you and I go to Disneyland once? Am I out of my mind? And hello.
Updated 16 day(s) ago
RT @dougabeles: BREAKING: Rolling Stones fans ask if $600 tickets covered by Medicade.
Updated 16 day(s) ago
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