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Twitter Name: @AndyFiori
Website: http://www.andyfiori.com
Location: New York, NY
Description: I am a comedian who speaks in a combination of English, German, and Alice in Chains
Website: http://www.andyfiori.com
Location: New York, NY
Description: I am a comedian who speaks in a combination of English, German, and Alice in Chains
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Andy_Fiori
@MarlenaRorigz that shouldn't have turned me on.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Lot's of great seats now available in Washington.
#NYRBelieve
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Just rehearsed a new 15 minutes in my apartment and got so sweaty I took off my pants. Thats how you guys write too, yeah?
Updated 5 day(s) ago
Bar shows this week!
5/14 - Grisly Pear at 10:30
5/15 - @OverlookNYC at 8:00
5/17 - @LivingRoomShow at 8:00
Updated 5 day(s) ago
Those guys are spread real thin on Mother's Day. RT @lindacohn: How does the @NBA not have a playoff game on right now...
Updated 5 day(s) ago
Just wrote my mom a pretty good review on yelp.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
Dudes win again!! RT @UberFacts: On average, women's public restrooms contain about twice as much bacteria than men's.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
I'm more suspicious of people smiling on the subway than anything else.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
We need to go on a queso-free Astoria walk. RT @LeahBonnema: I just can't quit you queso.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
When you live on the fifth floor of a walk up and you realize you forgot something upstairs, you just don't have that thing for the day.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
RT @leosoup: If you feel something, say something. If you feel nothing, become a comic.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
RT @rolldiggity: "Want to come in? I make a mean guacamole," I offered.
"That's true, asshole!" the guacamole shouted from the kitchen.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
@ry_chance I know but I have access to a free pro studio where I don't have to spend a dime.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
@ry_chance Good man. Booking studio time now and going to be doing a few dry runs in the newt few weeks.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
You shouldn't be allowed to get high fives if you miss a free throw. The other team should get to slap your dick.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
A Rod is back on the field and hitting off a tee. The ladies tee.
#Sorry
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Someone told me the Mexican kid who plays brilliant piano at 34th St Station is actually Asian, which is way less impressive.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Rights win again!! RT @UberFacts: Left-handed people die on average, 9 years earlier than right-handed people.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
The waiting period for HIV results is God's little audit.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Only fitting the fans at MSG are waving white flags.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
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