Anthony DeVito

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Twitter Name: @AnthonyDeVito
Website: http://www.anthonydevito.com
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Description: Actor, writer, comedian. I contribute to @drinkatwork and @witstreamdotcom and tweet for @domo. People love to tell me who they think I look like.

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@Ugarles I don't, no.
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RT @nilerodgers: My daily cancer, music, and life blog: I Love You Donna @MontreuxJazz @iamMarkRonson http://t.co/98M0TJx0
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Facebook is now worth $19 Billion, which seems like a lot for a site that's mainly about arguing with strangers & declining invites.
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@WanderingLeo There are many theories, from signifying that a drug dealer lived on the block to leaving your mark to it was just fun.
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The Dictator must be one of those movies that refuses to put the funniest bits in the trailer.
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Ever get the urge visit pages of Facebook "friends" you don't really know and write mean comments under pictures of their kids? No? Just me?
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I'd give anything to look up and see a pair of old sneakers hanging on a telephone wire.
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@Fake_Rockstar Once more, with conviction.
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Sure, you're smart. But are you funny?
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RT @myfoxla: For the first time ever, Grauman's Chinese Theatre will dim lights in honor of #DonnaSummer. 9PM @ChineseTheatres
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Side Four of Donna Summer's Bad Girls: Our Love/ Lucky/ Sunset People. Amazing songs, razor-sharp production. Way ahead of their time.
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"I have heard the sound of the future!" - Brian Eno to David Bowie, upon hearing I Feel Love for the first time. RIP Donna Summer
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Donna Summer. You have got to be fucking kidding me. God damn it.
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I'm very tired of Sasha Baron Cohen's "stunts."
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Some comedians are so incredibly hip, they're like indie rockers or something. It's crazy!!!
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@KatinaCorrao That's one of the 3 early warning signs of psychosis.
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I logged on to Twitter to write this really funny thing which I have now completely forgotten. This is no kind of life for a grown man.
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RT @drinkatwork: FYI: That's not what "Hump Day" means. — HR Dept.
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@Fake_Rockstar That makes more sense.
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@Fake_Rockstar No, and I do now.
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I just read Abbott may pick Costello for his running mate. I mean Romney may pick Chris Christie. Same thing, only not as funny.
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Always interesting to see people invoke racism to combat homophobia.
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Hipster parents insist on Instagram®-brand Ultrasounds!
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@esontons And that is ALWAYS consensual.
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