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Twitter Name: @AnthonyDeVito
Website: http://www.anthonydevito.com
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Description: Actor, writer, comedian. I contribute to @drinkatwork and @witstreamdotcom and tweet for @domo. People love to tell me who they think I look like.
Website: http://www.anthonydevito.com
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Description: Actor, writer, comedian. I contribute to @drinkatwork and @witstreamdotcom and tweet for @domo. People love to tell me who they think I look like.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Anthony_DeVito
@Ugarles I don't, no.
Updated 2 minutes ago
RT @nilerodgers: My daily cancer, music, and life blog: I Love You Donna @MontreuxJazz @iamMarkRonson http://t.co/98M0TJx0
Updated 18 minutes ago
Facebook is now worth $19 Billion, which seems like a lot for a site that's mainly about arguing with strangers & declining invites.
Updated 21 minutes ago
@WanderingLeo There are many theories, from signifying that a drug dealer lived on the block to leaving your mark to it was just fun.
Updated 28 minutes ago
RT @Fake_Rockstar: #FF Jerks @seancrespo @Ugarles @ordermeanother @nedrick @DrewDernavich @batemanimation @AhoyNickStevens @AnthonyDeVit ...
Updated 36 minutes ago
The Dictator must be one of those movies that refuses to put the funniest bits in the trailer.
Updated 11 hours ago
Ever get the urge visit pages of Facebook "friends" you don't really know and write mean comments under pictures of their kids? No? Just me?
Updated 13 hours ago
I'd give anything to look up and see a pair of old sneakers hanging on a telephone wire.
Updated 14 hours ago
Sure, you're smart. But are you funny?
Updated 17 hours ago
RT @myfoxla: For the first time ever, Grauman's Chinese Theatre will dim lights in honor of #DonnaSummer. 9PM @ChineseTheatres
Updated 17 hours ago
Side Four of Donna Summer's Bad Girls: Our Love/ Lucky/ Sunset People. Amazing songs, razor-sharp production. Way ahead of their time.
Updated 17 hours ago
"I have heard the sound of the future!" - Brian Eno to David Bowie, upon hearing I Feel Love for the first time. RIP Donna Summer
Updated 22 hours ago
Donna Summer. You have got to be fucking kidding me. God damn it.
Updated 23 hours ago
I'm very tired of Sasha Baron Cohen's "stunts."
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Some comedians are so incredibly hip, they're like indie rockers or something. It's crazy!!!
Updated 1 day(s) ago
I logged on to Twitter to write this really funny thing which I have now completely forgotten. This is no kind of life for a grown man.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
I just read Abbott may pick Costello for his running mate. I mean Romney may pick Chris Christie. Same thing, only not as funny.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Always interesting to see people invoke racism to combat homophobia.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Hipster parents insist on Instagram®-brand Ultrasounds!
Updated 2 day(s) ago
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