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Twitter Name: @anthonyjeselnik
Website: http://www.anthonyjeselnik.com
Location: Los Angeles
Description: Professional Killer.
Website: http://www.anthonyjeselnik.com
Location: Los Angeles
Description: Professional Killer.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Anthony_Jeselnik
Ahmir "Questlove" Thompson, went and wrote himself a kick ass memoir. Go read it. http://t.co/mDkdXHkSCS
#MoMetaBlues
Updated 18 hours ago
Want to see a free taping of The Jeselnik Offensive this summer? Then, brother, have I got a link for you: http://t.co/ffwMBWGizk
Updated 22 hours ago
The new Kanye baby just leaked.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Season 2 of The Jeselnik Offensive is coming along quite nicely, thank you. http://t.co/VDA9rm9Ihz
Updated 6 day(s) ago
RT @MaronIFC: On this week's all-new @MaronIFC, we've got funny people. Lots of 'em. @daveanthony, @DanaJGould, @Anthonyjeselnik. Don't mis…
Updated 8 day(s) ago
I need Hayden, the 13 year old who sold his iPod to buy tickets to my Portland show, to get in touch with me, please.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
RT @1iota: . @anthonyjeselnik is back for another season of The Jeselnik Offensive! Be a part of the audience! #1iotaBeThere http://t.co/C …
Updated 12 day(s) ago
.@Courtney You are the most rock 'n roll cunt of all time. You can have us both.
Updated 17 day(s) ago
RT @CarolinesonBway: Just announced! Another @AnthonyJeselnik show added Thu 5/16 10:00pm! Tix here: http://t.co/YtoBPIsasA @ComedyCentral …
Updated posted May 14, 2013, 9:52 am
Watch #insideAmy Schumer tonight after Tosh on Comedy Central. It's the best show on television, currently.
Updated posted May 7, 2013, 5:57 pm
RT @SashaBeOpenYoga: @anthonyjeselnik help out a friend. Get all your adoring fans to vote for me (last day!) http://t.co/tzbuAxDA6a #Suppo…
Updated posted May 5, 2013, 8:38 pm
RT @boburnham: 25 minutes east coast until the story of an ellen degeneres-esque boy -- "Zach Stone is Gonna Be Famous" premieres on MTV. #…
Updated posted May 2, 2013, 7:10 pm
Even if you're Chris Kelly's mother, it's gonna be hard not to laugh when they play "Jump" at the funeral.
Updated posted May 1, 2013, 7:59 pm
RT @boburnham: my TV show about the world's most punchable boy -- "Zach Stone is Gonna Be Famous" premieres tomorrow at 10:30/9:30c on MTV.…
Updated posted May 1, 2013, 7:08 pm
#InsideAmy Schumer is on right now. If everyone who made a bad joke about the title watches, it'll beat the MASH finale.
Updated posted April 30, 2013, 7:34 pm
Watch "Inside Amy Schumer" tonight on Comedy Central. 10:30 pm. It's the classy thing to do.
Updated posted April 30, 2013, 8:42 am
RT @TheAVClub: The Jeselnik Offensive ends its first season on a very high note http://t.co/wdmv2Cr7cB
Updated posted April 28, 2013, 1:08 pm
The AV Club sums up the first season of The Jeselnik Offensive. And you'll hear no argument from me. http://t.co/k7j1U9b7wb
Updated posted April 24, 2013, 10:39 am
That was a great episode and season finale of The #Jeselnik Offensive. I owe it all to @anthonyjeselnik
Updated posted April 23, 2013, 8:00 pm
You can make any crate a “sex crate” with the right attitude. #Jeselnik
Updated posted April 23, 2013, 8:00 pm
I can tell you what the #4 thing I can’t talk about is. It’s the #4 thing. #Jeselnik
Updated posted April 23, 2013, 7:40 pm
Behind the scenes: Tuba girl and Goth kid were played by the same person. #Jeselnik
Updated posted April 23, 2013, 7:35 pm
I hope that trophy is alright. #Jeselnik
Updated posted April 23, 2013, 7:33 pm
The #Jeselnik Offensive season finale starts now. W/ @kumailn and @reggiewatts. We’re more diverse than a college brochure.
Updated posted April 23, 2013, 7:30 pm
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