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Twitter Name: @AriShaffir
Website: http://www.arithegreat.com
Location: LA
Description: Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank podcast: http://bit.ly/vc2CRp Denver, CO 5/10-5/12 http://comedyworks.com/comedians/609
Website: http://www.arithegreat.com
Location: LA
Description: Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank podcast: http://bit.ly/vc2CRp Denver, CO 5/10-5/12 http://comedyworks.com/comedians/609
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Ari_Shaffir
I just thought popcorn was a burglar. #peteehc
Updated 8 hours ago
@unknown907 @joerogan @redban @madflavor @BrodyismeFriend I played The Shed about 7 years ago. Went fishing on the sound or something after.
Updated 10 hours ago
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@tinybadass @funnyredhead01 @ChelseaVPeretti Yeah. 3 semesters. It's what allows me to sleep at night.
Updated 11 hours ago
@Ralphie_May @LeeAnn503 @Ralphie_May I'm way too socially awkward for that. You motherfuckers are killing me.
Updated 11 hours ago
I make an excuse to not get on the elevator with old people and toddlers when I smell like pot.
Updated 11 hours ago
Gays & Asians who inhabit San Francisco. I'm coming to @CobbsComedyClub. June 13. One night only. http://t.co/QxbMgHLL
Updated 15 hours ago
Are YOU aware that #fuckthelakers? RT @bwaterloo9: Ari, lol i get ur a hater but ur aware statistically kobe is more clutch then jordan?
Updated 16 hours ago
Steven Brody Stevens on Conan last night. Yes, it's still on. I'm as surprised as you. http://t.co/qbApwzmo
Updated 16 hours ago
Kobe down the stretch:
Misses 21 footer
Misses 2 footer
Misses 3
Foul
Bad pass (for dunk)
Misses 2 footer (blocked)
Misses 3
#fuckthelakers
Updated 19 hours ago
RT @redban: Sad to hear @tempeimprov is closing. Here is an old pic of me, @arishaffir, @joerogan +staff. Even my buddy @adameget http:/ ...
Updated 20 hours ago
A new Daddy Knows Best with @SteveRannazzisi and the blackest woman possible, @LesDoggg. http://t.co/IhRLoF64
Updated 21 hours ago
It's so cool how you relate to us. RT @EvaLongoria: Love my Damiani earrings!! Aren't they gorgeous? http://t.co/NmWSlitd
Updated 22 hours ago
The Lakers scored 12 in the 4th & lost by 2. Ooh that hurts. At least there aren't any known rapists on their team. Oh, wait. #fuckthelakers
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Part 2 of the @Ralphie_May podcast is now up at http://t.co/hvmJV5Do . If your mom was still alive she'd want you to hear it.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Subscribe to my 2 podcasts. @PunchDrunk is for comedy & sports http://t.co/vWEay34J
Skeptic Tank is for comedy & info http://t.co/giW130un
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Shroomfest is July 21, 22, & 23. RT @jerome_brown: @AriShaffir When are those dates for #ShroomFest http://t.co/0LjHshyH
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I'm on 98.9 Rock in Kansas City in 5 minutes.
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Chunky A: Dope, The Big Lie: http://t.co/aXgdIvom How do I make this an Mp3? My regular converter doesn't work on it. & I can't even buy it.
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"God would've given us wings if he wanted us high." -Arsenio Hall "Dope, the Big Lie" guest starring Paula Abdul, Ice T and Wil Wheaton.
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Did you read that rule? It's hilarious. RT @DeptFiction: How come 'small penis rule' has a wikipedia entry but 'Ari Shaffir' does not?
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Dear attention whores,
I know breastfeeding is natural. So is urinating. Go to the bathroom.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
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