Ben Gleib

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Twitter Name: @bengleib
Website: http://www.bengleib.com
Description: standup comedian. actor. chelsea lately. npr. other things... subscribe to my podcast LAST WEEK ON EARTH on itunes. all the news you need, every week.

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I think I average 5 hours of sleep 4 days a week and 7 hours 3 days. Not good considering I'd like 9 hours. But better than crack addicts.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
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If you like comedy & @ChelseaHandler books, please buy my pal @HelloRoss Ross Matthews' book "Man Up." Link? #HereUgo http://t.co/X4bxZ7vnrs
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IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW @MAROON5 THEN YOU ARE MAKING A BIG FUCKING MISTAKE. #tweetedbynoone
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@BobCoupee I know that whole song by heart.
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RT @chelseahandler: This is mt stylis, and people wonder why I have problems. http://t.co/wQIjUUxrgp
RT @chelseahandler: This is mt stylis, and people wonder why I have problems. http://t.co/wQIjUUxrgp
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I just whistled that Clapton song "Change the World." It didn't work.
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RT @TriangleEmerald: See you at the show tomorrow! @bengleib http://t.co/WRh1C3MOCF
RT @TriangleEmerald: See you at the show tomorrow! @bengleib http://t.co/WRh1C3MOCF
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@JamiWineberg pleasure was mine.
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It was my pleasure @AveryDellinger. The crowd looked thirsty. & I did almost 2 hours so I felt like refreshments were in order @MortysComedy
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RT @AveryDellinger: Comic @bengleib just bought the entire audience a beer @MortysComedy What A Show! #freebeer #comedy
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I'm thinking of you too right now Frank Oceaan! We have a crazy connection. RT@FrankOceaan: I'm thinking of you right now...
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The perfect #mothersday RT @Hooters: Brunch is so...brunchy. Hook Mom up with a free meal @Hooters on Mother's Day. (1 free entree per mom)
Updated 12 day(s) ago
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#mothersday thanx 2 my mom 4 sleeping on the floor next 2 me recently, while holding my hand, while I was having a bad trip on pot cookies.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
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RT @kirkfox: Don't forget that without us they couldn't be mothers. Let them know that also. Happy Mother's Day ladies. You're welcome. …
Updated 12 day(s) ago
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Not saying privacy is gone but they sell fucking SURVEILLANCE DRONES at Brookstone #bigbrothers #creepy #iwantone http://t.co/nTB45dIWUe
Not saying privacy is gone but they sell fucking SURVEILLANCE DRONES at Brookstone #bigbrothers #creepy #iwantone http://t.co/nTB45dIWUe
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IRVINE I'm headlining tonight the Coup de Comedy Festival at UC Irvine. 6 PM show, I'm on at 7. Only a few tix left. http://t.co/vk7bKaioSy
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Happy Mother's Day to the greatest Mom in the world. (Mine, to clarify.) She can't lift me anymore. That's my fault. http://t.co/bvjgUTwEdZ
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Yo @NLO fun hangin with you and your crew man. Thanx for invite.
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I always think getting sleep is not that important. Until I'm about to go to sleep. Then I remember I'm supposed to get way more than this.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
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I just had 4 scoops of ice cream. I apologize to everybody.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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Because I've got a GREAT ASS!!! RT @LikelyAlien: Dear @bengleib, we hate to see you go but we love to watch you leave! Love, @MortysComedy.
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@ATSD haha. Great movie.
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RT @TheeWesSmith: Indy folks! Tonight's @bengleib's last show at @MortysComedy in Indy. He's hilarious & a regular on @chelsealately so do …
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No one has a moral compass. I want to sell it as a product. Of course it would have a tiny reset button in back u can press with a paperclip
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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RT @roberthaymaninc: My friend @bengleib photo by me. #bengleib #lastdayonearth #comedy #comediens #comedien #laugh… http://t.co/LqcJX7dFmk
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