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Twitter Name: @benkronberg
Website: http://benkronberg.com
Location: Brooklyn
Description: Climbing Mt. Cleverest
Website: http://benkronberg.com
Location: Brooklyn
Description: Climbing Mt. Cleverest
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Ben_Kronberg
@jimtews no
Updated 6 day(s) ago
My pillow talk is the bloopers reel to the shitty movie my dick just made.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
NYC! Comedy tonight @ZirZaminNYC w/ me, @JFODcomedy, @whodougsmith, @BtGcomedy and More!!!! 10pm! Giving away an Ipod (cable) at the show!
Updated 6 day(s) ago
I'm the Mr. Miyagi of hand-jobs: I'll teach the girl how to muddle an old fashioned & then she just naturally does it w/o over thinking.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Afternoon Animation Fun! Rob and Jenny have "The Talk" https://t.co/2MZT9mmf44 , oh and please subscribe to my youtube channel for more fun!
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Animation sensation time! Rob & Jenny: The Talk - Subscribe to my youtube channel if you must.
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Updated 7 day(s) ago
I'm a character extra.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
RT @NietzscheQuotes: A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. #Nietzsche
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Not wishing my stepmom a happy #mothersday is what I got my mom for mother's day.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
I got my mom an Oedipal Arrangement for #mothersday
Updated 8 day(s) ago
I got my mom and Oedipal Arrangement for #mothersday
Updated 8 day(s) ago
I sent my mom flowers and a pack of smokes 2 weeks before #mothersday cuz I was born premature.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
I sent my mom a card and a pack of
smokes 2 weeks before Mother's Day cuz I was born premature:/
Updated 8 day(s) ago
@MaeSusanaAndrad si! Vivo em Los estados! Mi appellido es de germany y Denmark...
Updated 8 day(s) ago
I lose followers like I loose bowels: e'ryday!
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Apparently my toilet wants Indian food for breakfast.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Et shall be muvvers day soon.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
I don't need to tweet any more today.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
RT @SunOfNone: Hey Suess! Sneetches Preaching Their Spots are Teaching Tolerance of Difference But Ignorance is Far Reaching.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
@michaelcampton they literally do. Deaf people are know. To have poor hygiene. True story.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Tweeting on a Saturday is like whispering sweet nothings into a deaf persons ear.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
My gf nicknamed my penis Gorgonzola.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
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