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Twitter Name: @BerniePauley
Website: http://BernadettePauley.com
Location: NYC / Los Angeles
Description: Comedian, Actor, TV Host & Proud Chihuahua Mama
Website: http://BernadettePauley.com
Location: NYC / Los Angeles
Description: Comedian, Actor, TV Host & Proud Chihuahua Mama
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Bernadette_Pauley
Packing drunk. Probably not a good idea, but what's done is done. I'm just preparing for Atlantic City.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Standup Comedy: People tell you you're a rockstar then you go watch the Insanity Workout Infomercial alone at the Holiday Inn for 5 hours..
Updated 9 day(s) ago
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY to all the DogMoms, CatMoms, GuineaPigMoms, HumanKidMoms & to My Amazing Mom!!! XOXO
Updated 9 day(s) ago
@ComedyMagicClub @momandel @realmikeyoung @MaronzioVance @DCErvin @AndrewNorelli @joelward @SammyObeid @TonyBakercomedy @TheLaughPack :-)
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Love, family, giving, humanity, blah blah blah...Nordstrom is what life is really about. It's Nordstrom.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
8pm show tonight @ComedyMagicClub then 10 Atlantic City shows starting Monday at The Trop.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Perhaps, before coming to attend a comedy show, you could leave your douchebaggery at home? Just a thought.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
RT @ComedyMagicClub: Sat 8pm: @momandel @realmikeyoung @MaronzioVance @DCErvin @BerniePauley @AndrewNorelli @joelward @SammyObeid @TonyBake…
Updated 11 day(s) ago
This is fucking phenomenal: 'Your Rape Jokes Bore Me' by Tess Rafferty http://t.co/It5KvJXjUM
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Trade sexual favors for career advancement,money&status while you can or end up trading them with your husband to get him to go to Costco.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Dear Tea Party, accusing the IRS of thuggery? Looks like we agree on something for a change!
http://t.co/bdxcvCM7uB
Updated 11 day(s) ago
After watching the "news" for 30 minutes I'm reminded why I prefer to bury myself in something more substantial, Real Housewives episodes.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
What a dreamboat! @Adam_Cozens RT "C'mon, we've all beat up a fag or two, right?" - the MC's last punchline before bringing me up tonight
Updated 12 day(s) ago
This is probably why Tom Petty sang about Ventura Blvd...It's no Beachmont, but it's pretty cool. http://t.co/3EQ7yJrxdO
Updated 12 day(s) ago
New show dates, new cities: Hermosa Beach, Atlantic City, Williamsburg VA, & North Carolina. http://t.co/UHoPcdFNs2
Updated 13 day(s) ago
The Dog can wake me up 2 hrs before the alarm cause he's bored but I interrupt his mid afternoon nap & I'm the asshole. I see how it works.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
I HEART CHARLES RAMSEY:-) Charles Ramsey: ‘Take that reward and give it to’ the kidnap victims | The Raw Story http://t.co/9NVnq4FK2j
Updated 13 day(s) ago
Self help books are so much more intriguing when you're buzzed.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
Charles Ramsey 4 President!!"Charles Ramsey" Interview FULL - "Amanda Berry Found" Alive After a Decade: http://t.co/3NIc7ThvCP via @youtube
Updated 14 day(s) ago
Be kind to animals or I'll kill you.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
@MaureenLangan says we should put the remains of the Boston bomber in a used tuna fish can & ship it to Chechnya. I concur.
Updated 15 day(s) ago
@jimmydunncomedy I think we're in AC same week! Let's get cupcakes or something!
Updated 15 day(s) ago
Duran Duran's GIRLS ON FILM video. I was the butch one in the back. http://t.co/GTqHcCkUVl
Updated 15 day(s) ago
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