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Website: http://www.rifftrax.com/
Location: Minneapolis
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@paulandstorm I wanted to know every single thing he had to say in that, and love him ALL THE MORE NOW. @Caissie @johnmoe
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Video: MY NEXT KICKSTARTER: raising funds to hire these plucky kids as my permanent private army. And the... http://t.co/8siBkmAJ
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May have to pass if BATTLESHIP doesn't have Coach Taylor coming in to straighten shit out at the end.
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@UncleDynamite I learned to not-refrigerate butter from Henry Miller books. I blame him for that! And my many STDs!
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RT @Caissie: I am also securing the film rights to "Trouble," "Sorry," and "Cootie."
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Gonna hang around Whole Foods lines all day to make constant jokes where I mix up Whole and "Hole." Hours of laughs for my checkout peeps!
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@AliLozoff That was filmed on Day One. Since then: MANY old styrofoam tomato soup containers. @VirginiaCorbett
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Day 57 of Zooey D. dancing joylessly in her PJs, eating nothing but home-delivered tomato soup, living in filth. SEND HELP.
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Photo: That Hugo: openly loving ham despite being discriminated against as a murder-puppet. Inspirational,... http://t.co/DcjovtHS
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@jmessersmith Nouns: cyborg, turnip Verb: defenestrate
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RT @markmcconville: Tomorrow- @MattGourley, @ShuntMcGuppin, @jeffcrocker, @PFTompkins and I bring @goSuperego to @ucbtla. 8pm. Get ticke ...
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@JhonenV My respect. As an amateur soup salesmen, I never considered this. Just carried big fucking armfuls of cans. HORRIBLE method.
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Sample: "I'll bet when clowns travel, they pack their clothes in a SOUP-case." #funniez #Dada #rage #chaos
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Wanna drive your Twitter followers insane? OF COURSE YOU DO. Here's how! Tell jokes that seem old & corny but are really Dadaist nonsense:
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@markmcconville I say we go for a weekend of symposia!
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@DougMcBride Yep. Not only didn't have them... WAS NOT AWARE OF THEIR EXISTENCE.
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RT @TheDoubleclicks: We wrote a song about "The Sirens of TI" attraction/battle in Las Vegas. Cause @billcorbett (kinda) told us to. Enj ...
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@TheDoubleclicks Great job on the song! I actually stayed at Treasure Island in L.V. last year, and saw that very battle.
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Photo: “What to Expect When You’re Expecting” Movie: Act III SPOILER ALERT. (via... http://t.co/D6cqEtgH
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Mr. @JosephScrimshaw will discuss his obsession with Star Wars. I will talk about my indifference / slight hostility: http://t.co/k9KczEE0
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Twin Cities! Friday night I will a guest at @JosephScrimshaw's live podcast OBSESSED. http://t.co/k9KczEE0
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RT @Spidey004: There's going to be a new #RiffTraxLIVE in movie theaters nationwide in August! It's OK, @Avengers, you had a decent run ...
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@sunjana1 gahh! No wonder they put him in OZ.
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@TeresaKopec You'd drink too, if you worked for this old crabapple: http://t.co/X0SYuZrw
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@thebrandi I think those cups protested too much. They weren't THAT happy to serve us.
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