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Twitter Name: @wildbilldykes
Website: http://www.billdykes.com
Location: USA
Description: Bill Dykes..comic, actor and ne'er do well.
Website: http://www.billdykes.com
Location: USA
Description: Bill Dykes..comic, actor and ne'er do well.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Bill_Dykes
You DO realize that monsters like Gosnell are what happen when you make abortion illegal & inaccessible? He's what replaces safe access.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Visiting my Momenemz at da house on the hill....
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Burlesque before a show? Yes please. ( One Eyed Jacks) on #Yelp http://t.co/QAy0QADxri
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Spoiled little man will not be denied my full attention. http://t.co/YnfMkbMoGt
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Worried about driving to Alabama this weekend. Nothing wrong with the car. It's the "Obama 2012" sticker that could cause a problem.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Want to hang out with me in New Orleans before I head West? I'll be slinging drinks May 16, 21, 23 and 24 at The... http://t.co/mslG7iHjBI
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Too bad Obama wasn't POTUS during 9/11 and the Iraq War, then we might have gotten some real investigations and answers. #GOPocrisy
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Nothing a little canned air and duct tape can't fix....
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Last shift is 2 weeks from tonight! Come get out of the rain and get drink with me! ( Ugly Dog Saloon & Bar-B-Que) http://t.co/VUmr8lwQP0
Updated 12 day(s) ago
If my back/neck/shoulder muscles tense up any more, they'll compress into carbon. Maybe even a stress diamond.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
Mischievous kitten does not help with folding of laundry.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
In the next round of "Which electronic device will stop working now?!", we present to you "Laptop Computer"!! #seriouslywtf
Updated 14 day(s) ago
La.wants $240 to transfer the van's title to the state, to then again charge $170 to transfer it to the buyer. For a $100 sale. Want a van?
Updated 16 day(s) ago
Pretty certain that after an hour in backed up, rush hour traffic, Jesus would have probably been all "I'm not dying for THESE assholes!"
Updated 16 day(s) ago
RT @AccessibleJokes: We had a great show at @ThePrytaniaBar tonight. Thanks @wildbilldykes and @rogue_bard
Updated 16 day(s) ago
RT @Rogue_Bard: For years I've been wanting to do a show with @wildbilldykes that wasn't an open mic. This month I get to do three!
Updated 16 day(s) ago
Nothing like a bartender making drinks with one hand and holding a lit cig in the other.
Updated 16 day(s) ago
When all else fails. get drunk.
Updated 16 day(s) ago
RT @jonahbascle: The first Sit-Down Stand-Up show is tonight at 9pm. @ThePrytaniaBar free show! Come check out the show and see @wildbilld…
Updated 17 day(s) ago
Crawfish bread from Jazz Fest tastes different when not breathing in horse shit, wet hay & b.o. And not drunk and/or high. #stillyummy
Updated 17 day(s) ago
Jazz Fest = over. Thank Cthulu.
Updated 17 day(s) ago
Holy shit Living Color is making my week!
Updated 17 day(s) ago
Last day of full on madness! Pick up new car, go to Jazz Fest, then 6th & last bar shift at the Wolf. See y'all in the mix!
Updated 18 day(s) ago
Really. You can stop playing now. Seriously. #Ineedsleep
Updated 18 day(s) ago
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