Bill Dykes

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Twitter Name: @wildbilldykes
Website: http://www.billdykes.com
Location: USA
Description: Bill Dykes..comic, actor and ne'er do well.

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You DO realize that monsters like Gosnell are what happen when you make abortion illegal & inaccessible? He's what replaces safe access.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
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Visiting my Momenemz at da house on the hill....
Updated 10 day(s) ago
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Showtime! ( Bourbon Pub and Parade) on #Yelp http://t.co/989BEyOURl
Updated 11 day(s) ago
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Burlesque before a show? Yes please. ( One Eyed Jacks) on #Yelp http://t.co/QAy0QADxri
Updated 11 day(s) ago
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Spoiled little man will not be denied my full attention. http://t.co/YnfMkbMoGt
Updated 12 day(s) ago
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Worried about driving to Alabama this weekend. Nothing wrong with the car. It's the "Obama 2012" sticker that could cause a problem.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
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Want to hang out with me in New Orleans before I head West? I'll be slinging drinks May 16, 21, 23 and 24 at The... http://t.co/mslG7iHjBI
Updated 12 day(s) ago
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Too bad Obama wasn't POTUS during 9/11 and the Iraq War, then we might have gotten some real investigations and answers. #GOPocrisy
Updated 12 day(s) ago
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Nothing a little canned air and duct tape can't fix....
Updated 12 day(s) ago
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Last shift is 2 weeks from tonight! Come get out of the rain and get drink with me! ( Ugly Dog Saloon & Bar-B-Que) http://t.co/VUmr8lwQP0
Updated 12 day(s) ago
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If my back/neck/shoulder muscles tense up any more, they'll compress into carbon. Maybe even a stress diamond.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
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Mischievous kitten does not help with folding of laundry.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
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In the next round of "Which electronic device will stop working now?!", we present to you "Laptop Computer"!! #seriouslywtf
Updated 14 day(s) ago
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La.wants $240 to transfer the van's title to the state, to then again charge $170 to transfer it to the buyer. For a $100 sale. Want a van?
Updated 16 day(s) ago
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Pretty certain that after an hour in backed up, rush hour traffic, Jesus would have probably been all "I'm not dying for THESE assholes!"
Updated 16 day(s) ago
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RT @AccessibleJokes: We had a great show at @ThePrytaniaBar tonight. Thanks @wildbilldykes and @rogue_bard
Updated 16 day(s) ago
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RT @Rogue_Bard: For years I've been wanting to do a show with @wildbilldykes that wasn't an open mic. This month I get to do three!
Updated 16 day(s) ago
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Nothing like a bartender making drinks with one hand and holding a lit cig in the other.
Updated 16 day(s) ago
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When all else fails. get drunk.
Updated 16 day(s) ago
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RT @jonahbascle: The first Sit-Down Stand-Up show is tonight at 9pm. @ThePrytaniaBar free show! Come check out the show and see @wildbilld
Updated 17 day(s) ago
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Crawfish bread from Jazz Fest tastes different when not breathing in horse shit, wet hay & b.o. And not drunk and/or high. #stillyummy
Updated 17 day(s) ago
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Jazz Fest = over. Thank Cthulu.
Updated 17 day(s) ago
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Holy shit Living Color is making my week!
Updated 17 day(s) ago
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Last day of full on madness! Pick up new car, go to Jazz Fest, then 6th & last bar shift at the Wolf. See y'all in the mix!
Updated 18 day(s) ago
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Really. You can stop playing now. Seriously. #Ineedsleep
Updated 18 day(s) ago

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