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Twitter Name: @billmaher
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Location: Los Angeles
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Website: http://www.billmaher.com/
Location: Los Angeles
Description: The Official Bill Maher Twitter
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I'm goin to Kansas City...Kansas City here I come...never liked the song but love the city - tonight at the Ameristar!!!
Updated 1 day(s) ago
2012 -
Emmy Nominated HBO Comedy Special Bill Maher: But I'm Not Wrong...... http://say.ly/Cvv2S8
Updated 4 day(s) ago
The Boney Claw of Power
HBO Comedy Special Clip: But I'm Not Wrong...... http://say.ly/Wad2RW
Updated 4 day(s) ago
I'm tired of the word douchebag - its cliche and overused - what word can we use...hmm...what word would accurately replicate...Breitbart!
Updated 8 day(s) ago
#Shirley Sharrod: correction from yesterday, shld have read "black bureaucrat" not "white bureaucrat"
Updated 10 day(s) ago
#Shirly Sherrod:after slavery, jim crow, lynchings a white bureaucrat hesitated at giving a white farmer her all so I guess we're even now!
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Reiterating to Mel G: ur too far out to apologize, u must OWN it- there's an audience for u, angry racist people - one word, Mel:Teabaggers!
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Watching Mel Gibson in "What Women Want". I don't know, something about it just feels different now.
Updated 16 day(s) ago
Espy awards - is anything stupider? "For best football team..." The team that won the Super Bowl!!! sports dnt need awards we know who won!
Updated 17 day(s) ago
Vienna - what a town - and no chance of it sinking
Updated 21 day(s) ago
chillin in Graz at Restaurant Brandhof - about to get my spetzel on - eat ur heart out. Wait, that's the next course
Updated 22 day(s) ago
On Grand Canal in Venice - the Venice near where I live in L A really has some catching up to do
Updated 23 day(s) ago
I know why they call this place Munchen - I haven't stopped eating since I got here
Updated 27 day(s) ago
New Rule:Mel Gibson has to own being the biggest asshole in the world - there's an audience for that - embrace it, Mel- walk toward the dark
Updated 29 day(s) ago
Saw a great doc on the stupidity of keeping wild animals as pets: "The Tiger Next Door"
Updated 30 day(s) ago
That was fun sending off Larry King but I'd rather he stayed. The genius of broadcast minimalism has lost its avatar
Updated More than a month ago
Dug the grave of one of the goodest dogs ever today...R I P Shadow
Updated More than a month ago
I know its mostly kids but anyone so idle and lame to camp out for a phone or a movie shld be used to stop up the oil well
Updated More than a month ago
Refs ruin NBA.also shld be no such thing as 3 pt play - if shot went in, foul cldnt have been that bad!
Updated More than a month ago
Sorry no tweets lately but oil on animals makes trivial things just seem so...trivial. I want to kill, not tweet. Is there an app for that?
Updated More than a month ago
If there's another Korean war do u think at least they'll bring back M*A*S*H?
Updated More than a month ago
Laura Bush coming out for gay marriage! I guess if ur married to W for 30 yrs u know u don't have to be gay to have sex with an asshole
Updated More than a month ago
Rock n roll songs that r ABOUT rock n roll and how great it is annoy me - u chose rock n roll as ur livelihood, we can assume u like it.
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The Pill is 50 today! Next is the male pill! Then the ultimate male pill - grows hair, gets u hard, AND kills ur sperm
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Leaving correspondents dinner - first one I ever went to where I didn't get high. I guess I'm growing up...
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Yes yes and yes
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Just went to the Smithsonian natural history museum in D C - getting those huge dinos on the ark - man that Noah was good!
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Every asshole who ever chanted 'Drill baby drill' should have to report to the Gulf coast today for cleanup duty
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Talking nucleur threats tonight forgot to mention the worst: N Korea! Sometimes most obvious is the one that slips ur mind - sorry Lil Kim!
Updated More than a month ago
Did my fav show today Hardball- no one better - CM my idol - head exploded when I said MILF but how else to explain Republican luv of Palin?
Updated More than a month ago
Hammond, Indiana - never heard of u before tonight but u were great
Updated More than a month ago
I will be U streaming in one hour!! Whatever that is...
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Wait - that was an earthquake yesterday? I was having sex, I just thought I was really good
Updated More than a month ago
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