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Description: The Official Bill Maher Twitter
Website: http://www.billmaher.com/
Location: Los Angeles
Description: The Official Bill Maher Twitter
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Happy Mother's Day - and to all taking your mothers to c me tonight at Claremont, don't worry, it won't be too dirty - well, a little dirty
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Atheist alert: Tx court ruled cheerleaders can write bible verses on banners at games! Because the morning after pill can't do everything.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Oh, and front page today: we passed the long-feared 400 parts per million CO2 level. But never mind, did Susan Rice use the word terrorist?!
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Unemployment is down, deficit shrinking, home values up, stock market thru the roof - such a shame we have to impeach Obama for Benghazi
Updated 10 day(s) ago
James Bond for #NERDS @ZacharyQuinto @StarTrekMovie (video clip @HBO #RealTime) http://t.co/5h7Hx3UPCP
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Eat your heart out Trekkies - with Zachary Quinto after Real Time http://t.co/7X7o1antWj
Updated 11 day(s) ago
RT @HBO: TONIGHT AT 10PM: @bittman @ZacharyQuinto @charlescwcooke @ggreenwald & @TheReidReport join #RealTime with @BillMaher. @realtimers
Updated 11 day(s) ago
RT @VICE: Here's What's Happening on Tonight's Episode of #VICEonHBO: http://t.co/EJk2xd5Fpu – Watch it at 11PM @HBO
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Tam got buried today, Joker just wanted to remember him the way he was the last time Joker saw him: screaming under the tires of his SUV
Updated 12 day(s) ago
RT @BigBridges47: Tix still available Bill Maher 5/12 @ 8pm special @harveymudd Students/Fac/Staff/Alums http://t.co/RFcOFh0l32
Updated 12 day(s) ago
If Obama can call a basketball player for coming out of the closet, he shld thank that guy in Cleveland for getting 3 women out of a dungeon
Updated 14 day(s) ago
#JasonCollins: the crowd in color-coordinated outfits, the It-Gets-Better handslaps after missed foul shots - u mean the NBA cld get gay-ER?
Updated 15 day(s) ago
So...44% of Rep.s think an ARMED REBELLION might be necessary in the next few years. So if u say most Rep.s r fucking nuts u'd be off by 7%
Updated 16 day(s) ago
NRA convention was awesome, sorry u guys missed it! Theme was "Stand and Fight"! Also,"Bitch About Way Things Used To Be On Rascal Scooters"
Updated 16 day(s) ago
RT @HBO: Tonight's #VICEonHBO profiles the exiled members from Warren Jeffs' church. Grab a preview and watch at 10PM. http://t.co/vKVtNOJ3 …
Updated 18 day(s) ago
RT @HBO: Happy Friday. #RealTime with @BillMaher is live tonight at 10PM with @marcmaron @Lawrence @jeremyscahill @MDuppler & @PeteHegs…
Updated 18 day(s) ago
RT @VICE: #VICEonHBO Episode 5 premieres this Friday at 11PM @HBO! Sneak peak: http://t.co/4UQWR8iqbe
Updated 18 day(s) ago
April was the deadliest month in Iraq in 6 years. On the bright side, the Bush museum has a lovely Oscar de la Renta dress that Laura wore.
Updated 19 day(s) ago
Man that #JasonCollins got a lot of support good for him - now #BradPaisley wants to do a duet called "Accidental Homophobe"
Updated 19 day(s) ago
Did you know the old Tsarnaev was on welfare? You think Republicans hate him for terrorism, wait till they find out he was a taker!
Updated 20 day(s) ago
Obama was good today saying #Notmyjob to make them behave! Jesus, usually when a democracy functions this poorly its cuz we're occupying it
Updated 21 day(s) ago
Heading to Morgantown W Va. For stand up tonight. Haven't played this state since I opened for Frankie Valli and the 4 Seasons in 1982!
Updated 24 day(s) ago
Just sayin, if the centerpiece of ur presidential liberry is a twisted hunk of metal, u were a shitty president #BushsBigDay
Updated 26 day(s) ago
Quite a scene at #BushLiberry - both Bushes, and the 3 Democrat presidents, or as W. calls them, Peanut-man, Cigar Guy and Blackie
Updated 26 day(s) ago
Its #ArborDay! Is that why Lindsay Lohan planted her Mercedes in a tree?
Updated 26 day(s) ago
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