i liked "behind the candelabra" better the first time when it was called "the hunger".
Updated 8 hours ago
"my sled!" #wrongfilmquotes
Updated 11 hours ago
"wow, talk about your poseidon adventures!" #wrongfilmquotes
Updated 11 hours ago
"thanks for throwing me the whip after i threw you the idol, DICK." #wrongfilmquotes
Updated 11 hours ago
"i am relieved to hear there are no more airbenders." #wrongfilmquotes
Updated 11 hours ago
"hey, thanks for throwing me the whip after i threw you the idol, DICK." #wrongfilmquotes
Updated 11 hours ago
"i've seen things you people wouldn't believe. london...france...someone's underpants." #wrongfilmquotes
Updated 11 hours ago
"heights. why did it have to be heights?" #wrongfilmquotes
Updated 11 hours ago
"i said, it puts the lotion on its skin. don't you make me come down there, missy!" #wrongfilmquotes
Updated 11 hours ago
"i'm afraid i've got good news bears and bad news bears." #wrongfilmquotes
Updated 12 hours ago
"does the fake orgasm come with a side?" #wrongfilmquotes
Updated 12 hours ago
"gaaah! there's a rat in my hair making me cook!" #wrongfilmquotes
Updated 12 hours ago
"in retrospect, i should have stayed on the boat." #wrongfilmquotes
Updated 12 hours ago
"eww! this soylent green tastes like jeff!" #wrongfilmquotes
Updated 12 hours ago
"trade you my whip for your idol!" #wrongfilmquotes
Updated 12 hours ago
"what part of 'that'll do, pig' don't you understand?" #wrongfilmquotes
Updated 12 hours ago
"houston, we're fucked." #wrongfilmquotes
Updated 12 hours ago
"open the fucking pod bay doors, you fucking asshole!" #wrongfilmquotes
Updated 13 hours ago
"put the wax on clockwise with your left hand, then take the wax off counterclockwise with your right hand." #wrongfilmquotes
Updated 13 hours ago
"james bond's the name!" #wrongfilmquotes
Updated 13 hours ago
i can't get enough of those dish tv commercials where the three fat guys shit all over their house.
Updated 14 hours ago
why is it okay for fetuses to masturbate but not fred willard?
Updated 15 hours ago
you can't be a lawyer for applebee's until you pass the fixins bar.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
"you have GOT to be shitting me." -- a diaper
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last night i had a dream about electric sheep, but it was probably all that electric mexican food i had before i went to bed.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
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