Blaine Capatch

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Twitter Name: @blainecapatch
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Location: los angeles

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i liked "behind the candelabra" better the first time when it was called "the hunger".
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"my sled!" #wrongfilmquotes
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"wow, talk about your poseidon adventures!" #wrongfilmquotes
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"thanks for throwing me the whip after i threw you the idol, DICK." #wrongfilmquotes
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"i am relieved to hear there are no more airbenders." #wrongfilmquotes
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"hey, thanks for throwing me the whip after i threw you the idol, DICK." #wrongfilmquotes
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"i've seen things you people wouldn't believe. london...france...someone's underpants." #wrongfilmquotes
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"heights. why did it have to be heights?" #wrongfilmquotes
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"i said, it puts the lotion on its skin. don't you make me come down there, missy!" #wrongfilmquotes
Updated 11 hours ago
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"i'm afraid i've got good news bears and bad news bears." #wrongfilmquotes
Updated 12 hours ago
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"does the fake orgasm come with a side?" #wrongfilmquotes
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"gaaah! there's a rat in my hair making me cook!" #wrongfilmquotes
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"in retrospect, i should have stayed on the boat." #wrongfilmquotes
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"eww! this soylent green tastes like jeff!" #wrongfilmquotes
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"trade you my whip for your idol!" #wrongfilmquotes
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"what part of 'that'll do, pig' don't you understand?" #wrongfilmquotes
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"houston, we're fucked." #wrongfilmquotes
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"open the fucking pod bay doors, you fucking asshole!" #wrongfilmquotes
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"put the wax on clockwise with your left hand, then take the wax off counterclockwise with your right hand." #wrongfilmquotes
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"james bond's the name!" #wrongfilmquotes
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i can't get enough of those dish tv commercials where the three fat guys shit all over their house.
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why is it okay for fetuses to masturbate but not fred willard?
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you can't be a lawyer for applebee's until you pass the fixins bar.
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"you have GOT to be shitting me." -- a diaper
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last night i had a dream about electric sheep, but it was probably all that electric mexican food i had before i went to bed.
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