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Twitter Name: @friskecomedian
Website: http://bobbyfriske.com
Location: Dallas
Description: I'm a comedian. I talk about real things. Have you ever washed a naked dude? Found out your mom was cheating on your dad while your hair was on fire? I have.
Website: http://bobbyfriske.com
Location: Dallas
Description: I'm a comedian. I talk about real things. Have you ever washed a naked dude? Found out your mom was cheating on your dad while your hair was on fire? I have.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Bobby_Friske
All these people posting pics of them with their graduation money. I got that too. I got a $20 and a "now, you leave."
Updated 11 hours ago
RT @Dustin_Ybarra: My friend @MarkAgee just got an awesome writing gig on comedy central! Check him out, he's going to be the next @MarkAg…
Updated 13 hours ago
Overheard last night in the bathroom after Star Trek:
Teen1: What's it like being a senior?
Teen2: I dropped out to sell weed.
#Entrepreneur
Updated 13 hours ago
RT @Michele_Benson: My boyfriend is asleep but I need to yell at him for being an asshole in my dream last night. Uggghhhhhhh
Updated 13 hours ago
RT @RantsFromBoca: The super rich want to hear the guests say "WOW" at a million dollar wedding rather than having a moderate wedding and f…
Updated 13 hours ago
RT @TomcatComedyCat: My 1 year old baby cousins birthday is today... Were going to teach her disappointment and patience...no gift today, w…
Updated 14 hours ago
Have you ever been to a rattlesnake roundup? It has a unique smell. It's equal parts corny dogs, trailer park and don't go there.
Updated 14 hours ago
Hey #Linkedin, are you insane? Did you really just ask for my email password? Yes, you did. Not spam, on your site. Please.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Ladies, I don't want to make you jealous, but, you know those lower back dimples that you strive so hard to get? I have them naturally.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
RT @CrisLehman: Actually, these headphones mean I can't hear anything you're saying.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
I really want there to be a tribute band for A Flock of Seagulls made up of hardcore rednecks called, A Flock of Bald Eagles.
#murica
Updated 14 day(s) ago
My friend who believes in reincarnation hates the term #YOLO. He says YORA, You Only Reincarnate Always.
Updated 17 day(s) ago
It freaks me out sometimes when someones "back in the day" is the 90's and my "back in the day" was 20 years before that.
Updated 19 day(s) ago
Having a bad set is like having an ingrown toenail, they're both your fault.
Updated 19 day(s) ago
One thing positive #Twilight has done is, bring to light that it's ok to be pale... and glisten.
Updated 20 day(s) ago
A preschool is the wrong place to be with an ingrown toenail.
Updated 22 day(s) ago
Cause: Waffles, Cheetos and queso for dinner.
Effect: Stomach jumping out of my body saying, "I thought we were cool!"
Updated 23 day(s) ago
Sports Clips, where "Gimme the Ditka" is a perfectly valid statement.
Updated 23 day(s) ago
Hey #Ford, it's bad enough you won't acknowledge 1,000's of our transmission problems on our #Fiesta. But, 3 dealers and no tires in stock?
Updated 23 day(s) ago
I am #The1701. Tickets please, pretty please!
Updated 23 day(s) ago
An ingrown toenail is like that cousin you hate and he stays at your house all summer.
Updated 23 day(s) ago
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