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Twitter Name: @FunBobFatPants
Website: http://www.BobbyWayneStauts.us
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Description: I ain't sayin' that you ain't pretty, I'm just sayin' that I ain't ready! So make like tear away pants and get off my nuts!
Website: http://www.BobbyWayneStauts.us
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Description: I ain't sayin' that you ain't pretty, I'm just sayin' that I ain't ready! So make like tear away pants and get off my nuts!
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Bobby_Stauts
I'm lyin'...its more of a tree trunk. Also, I'm still lyin'. http://t.co/q4DvyDzJPF
Updated 3 minutes ago
Hopefully @amandabynes od's pretty soon so I'll have a chance to bang her while she's still decent looking.
Updated 2 hours ago
There have been plenty of gay athletes. Arthur Ashe, Martina Navritolova, Brittany Griner, any woman that plays softball past 30.
Updated 3 hours ago
@Ralphie_May dammit I wanted to be there last night. Had to dip out of town. Hope to catch ya next time buddy!
Updated 5 hours ago
Look at some of my joke-films. Show your friends. Send to strangers. #vegas http://t.co/Pg9moCDGW3
Updated 8 hours ago
Well, Good morning. I'm going to the gym because having to suck in my gut just to get a decent handy is embarrassing.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
The Bulls lost by 23 points. Thats the worst beating a group of black men have taken in Chicago since the 1960's.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Adding laugh tracks to Comedy is like wearing a green condom while filming a porno so they can edit in a bigger penis.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
RT @TheKevinLalka: "You get a mantra and you get a mantra! Everyone gets a custom mantra!" -Chopra Winfrey
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@yourbuddygooch think about that one annoying Jamaican guy that works in an office.."Heyyy....it's MON-day, mon!" I suffer too.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
@MrStevenBriggs @GraigSalerno Nice! Wanna link up and see if we can figure it out? I'm seriously game for this.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
@MrStevenBriggs @GraigSalerno Truer words have never been said! You're coming to Vegas this week, right?
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Pack'em with enough gun powder and they become Guardin' Gnomes.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
"Its like my semen is poisoning me and I've just got to get it out" is a good argument for getting caught tuggin' on yourself, right?
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Las Vegas friends! Ch'mon out! Free show with funny people, cheap booze and good food. Also, boobs.… http://t.co/o2ZjrOksUz
Updated 12 day(s) ago
First, Antoine Dodson. Then, Sweet Brown and now, Charles Ramsey. As soon as the fourth member surfaces, we'll have Captain Black Planet.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
RT @MattMarkman: It seems today guys are posting pictures of then as the broad they are currently fucking, some of them are pretty old. #ma…
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Bestiality is the worstiality.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
Trade for dental repair, eh? I've got a Frank Thomas rookie card, a bag of fireworks and a wheel for a… http://t.co/UHMwnzdmLN
Updated 13 day(s) ago
It looks like I work at the Zoo and I'm about to go feed the Gorillas. http://t.co/WdL1fY9Wxl
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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