Brendan McLaughlin

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Twitter Name: @btmclaughlin
Website: http://brendanmclaughlin.com/
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Description: Stand-up Comic, Writer, Soda Jerk

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Facebook's streamlined new interface makes it so you're always 3 clicks away from tugging it to your ex.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
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Silver Linings Playbook totally nailed how in suburbs there's only one cop.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
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Told my sister you see Megan from Mad Men's breasts in Hot Tub Time Machine and she acted like that's not a huge deal?
Updated 10 day(s) ago
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Patrick Stewart vs. Malcom McDowell in "Star Trek Generations" is one of cinema's most English fist fights.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
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@boggia I think coming back. It happened too fast for me to yell at you. Funny bc Coming Up had just played on 102.9 and I thought of you.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
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@boggia In a car with my fam, just drove past you on Lancaster ave.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
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The most exciting thing about baseball is the chewing tobacco.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
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If Paul Westerberg joined Twitter I would quit comedy and devote my time to tweeting epic poems at him.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
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"People come to this coffee shop because they love the atmosphere -- which will only get better after I start making loud work calls."
Updated 12 day(s) ago
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"Now, your job is to walk through the building with a lit cigarette." - my landlord hiring a laborer
Updated 12 day(s) ago
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RT @Starbucks Notice how we make everything real hot so you won't realize that it tastes like shit.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
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RT @Starbucks We make everything real hot so you won't notice that it tastes like shit.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
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Whenever a Hold Steady song comes on I start compulsively clearing my throat.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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The Today Show will devote even more time to Martha Stewart's online dating experience if one of them kidnaps her.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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Trying to figure out at what point my dad went from liking barbecue sauce to refusing to eat anything that doesn't contain it.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
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RT @SketchBlockNYC: Tonight, Sketch Block May, Making it @CityHallComedy, @SharonDuceyJam, @maxwellfox, @btmclaughlin, @WeAreThomasse https…
Updated 14 day(s) ago
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RT @kateberlant: Tonight @davidsmithyman hosts comedy @cakeshopnyc with @Adam_Newman @btmclaughlin @marymackcomedy & @JFODcomedy ! PWR …
Updated 15 day(s) ago
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"Come on son. Let's go scream and throw our football around next to that pale guy who's quietly reading."
Updated 17 day(s) ago
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You know it's a good coffee shop if it has a TV.
Updated 18 day(s) ago
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It sucks when you agree to go to a dinner party, then find out they're making homemade pizza.
Updated 18 day(s) ago
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Giving someone a Starbucks card through Facebook on their birthday is a nice way of saying, "You mean nothing to me, and also, I blow."
Updated 18 day(s) ago
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Wish I could afford to see The Rolling Stones on their Opposite Of What Once Made Us Cool tour.
Updated 19 day(s) ago
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"Perfect day to go for a nice long run, then grab a newspaper and stink up a coffee shop."
Updated 20 day(s) ago
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My old landlord has a gag where he tells you to call him next time you need a place,then when you do it he acts insulted and calls you Brian
Updated 20 day(s) ago
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It's rude to stand someone up unless they're a New York City rental agent.
Updated 20 day(s) ago

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