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Twitter Name: @BTMcLaughlin
Website: http://brendanmclaughlin.com
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Description: Comedian, Writer, Dog Sitter/Whisperer
Website: http://brendanmclaughlin.com
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Description: Comedian, Writer, Dog Sitter/Whisperer
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Wild Ginger #restaurantsidliketofuck
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Showtime's idea of character development is just making everyone an asshole.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
I've got a wedding to pack for. This is new for me. What should I bring, besides rubbers and a change of dungarees?
Updated 4 day(s) ago
For some reason it feels like Ben Affleck should play The Green Lantern. And that it should suck.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
Mel really hits his stride in tape #7. I love hearing "fuckin glum cunt" and "tree ceremony" in the same breath.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
Nice job by the Emma-meister. RT @EmmaKat Full length interview with Rob Schneider on @Punchlinemag: http://bit.ly/8Yuo2R Holla!
Updated 5 day(s) ago
@punchlinemag decided to lower their standards and conduct an interview with @sammorril http://bit.ly/aQKS4Z
Updated 5 day(s) ago
RT @punchlinemag: must-read interview. @RobSchneider is a political animal! http://tinyurl.com/25whgaw . his album (NOT political) out th ...
Updated 5 day(s) ago
I keep wondering if that old guy who yelled at me for picking a flower from his yard when I was 7 is dead yet.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
RT @DogCourt: We have conquered the Nine Rounds of the Magnet Inferno! Thank you everyone who has supported us this far. Now, we... http ...
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Trying to figure out how to do chores around my apartment while having a fan pointed constantly at my balls.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Hey guys, idea time: how about #TugTuesday. Everybody tweets links of stuff they've been tuggin it to. Doesn't that sound GREAT? Guys?
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Passed a woman on the street who I couldn't tell if she had a tattoo or a horrible rash.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Just got Guided By Voices tickets. I wonder if there will be any other white men there...
Updated 8 day(s) ago
His and Hers Herrs #CouplesChips
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Billy Corgan collapsed on stage at a show. It was weird. Not when he fell - when everybody started cheering.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
I think I pulled something in my back helping a woman carry a stroller up the stairs this morning. Never again!
Updated 8 day(s) ago
"Get back here! That's my segway!!!!" #ThingsillNeverHaveToSay
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Maybe Michael Douglas' son got himself thrown in jail so he wouldn't have to see Wall Street 2...
Updated 9 day(s) ago
RT @punchlinemag: really in-depth video interview w/ @SteveByrneLive; @ComedyCentral special this Sunday: check it: http://tinyurl.com/3 ...
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Blagojevich declined to testify at his trial. They'll have to change that part when they make a movie about him starring James Franco.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Wait a minute. There are black farmers?!
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Can't believe Lilo is in a cell next to a girl that robbed her. Maybe Jeremy London will end up next to the guy that kidnapped him. Oh wait.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Maybe Michael Douglas' son got himself thrown in jail so he wouldn't have to see Wall Street 3...
Updated 10 day(s) ago
RT @punchlinemag: legendary comedy producer (Seinfeld), mgr (Kaufman) George Shapiro in exclusive video interview: http://tinyurl.com/2w ...
Updated 10 day(s) ago
I only date unemployed chicks - so I don't have to hear them talk about their jobs.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
"Oh great, a street fair. Oh wait, this is really crowded. And everything here is shit."
Updated 10 day(s) ago
You know how I know someone's an asshole? If they name their house.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Man, The Today Show loves kidnappings...
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Is twitter saying you said things twice when you only said them once? Is it going to say I said this twice?
Updated 10 day(s) ago
I think Mel and Oksana knocked out this 6th tape as a thank you. It hits on all the fan favorites, like child abuse and getting blown.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
"Blow Job" will be Mel Gibson's "Rose Bud."
Updated 11 day(s) ago
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