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Twitter Name: @btmclaughlin
Website: http://brendanmclaughlin.com/
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Description: Stand-up Comic, Writer, Soda Jerk
Website: http://brendanmclaughlin.com/
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Description: Stand-up Comic, Writer, Soda Jerk
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Brendan_McLaughlin
Facebook's streamlined new interface makes it so you're always 3 clicks away from tugging it to your ex.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Silver Linings Playbook totally nailed how in suburbs there's only one cop.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Told my sister you see Megan from Mad Men's breasts in Hot Tub Time Machine and she acted like that's not a huge deal?
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Patrick Stewart vs. Malcom McDowell in "Star Trek Generations" is one of cinema's most English fist fights.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
@boggia I think coming back. It happened too fast for me to yell at you. Funny bc Coming Up had just played on 102.9 and I thought of you.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
The most exciting thing about baseball is the chewing tobacco.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
If Paul Westerberg joined Twitter I would quit comedy and devote my time to tweeting epic poems at him.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
"People come to this coffee shop because they love the atmosphere -- which will only get better after I start making loud work calls."
Updated 12 day(s) ago
"Now, your job is to walk through the building with a lit cigarette." - my landlord hiring a laborer
Updated 12 day(s) ago
RT @Starbucks Notice how we make everything real hot so you won't realize that it tastes like shit.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
RT @Starbucks We make everything real hot so you won't notice that it tastes like shit.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Whenever a Hold Steady song comes on I start compulsively clearing my throat.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
The Today Show will devote even more time to Martha Stewart's online dating experience if one of them kidnaps her.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
Trying to figure out at what point my dad went from liking barbecue sauce to refusing to eat anything that doesn't contain it.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
RT @SketchBlockNYC: Tonight, Sketch Block May, Making it @CityHallComedy, @SharonDuceyJam, @maxwellfox, @btmclaughlin, @WeAreThomasse https…
Updated 14 day(s) ago
RT @kateberlant: Tonight @davidsmithyman hosts comedy @cakeshopnyc with @Adam_Newman @btmclaughlin @marymackcomedy & @JFODcomedy ! PWR …
Updated 15 day(s) ago
"Come on son. Let's go scream and throw our football around next to that pale guy who's quietly reading."
Updated 17 day(s) ago
You know it's a good coffee shop if it has a TV.
Updated 18 day(s) ago
It sucks when you agree to go to a dinner party, then find out they're making homemade pizza.
Updated 18 day(s) ago
Giving someone a Starbucks card through Facebook on their birthday is a nice way of saying, "You mean nothing to me, and also, I blow."
Updated 18 day(s) ago
Wish I could afford to see The Rolling Stones on their Opposite Of What Once Made Us Cool tour.
Updated 19 day(s) ago
"Perfect day to go for a nice long run, then grab a newspaper and stink up a coffee shop."
Updated 20 day(s) ago
My old landlord has a gag where he tells you to call him next time you need a place,then when you do it he acts insulted and calls you Brian
Updated 20 day(s) ago
It's rude to stand someone up unless they're a New York City rental agent.
Updated 20 day(s) ago
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