Bret Ernst

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Twitter Name: @BretErnst
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Location: Los Angeles
Description: Comedian. Patriot.

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Yo CHICAGO, coming back to ZANIES in OLD TOWN, this Weds-Sun!!!!! http://t.co/s9BCgKx7mu
Updated 10 day(s) ago
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@HighestPrimate1 any requests??? Thanks for the love!
Updated 11 day(s) ago
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@twbmagic shhhhhh.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
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Is it okay for a white dude to say the "N" word, if its a lyric and he's driving by himself? https://t.co/IvObBqgsic
Updated 11 day(s) ago
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https://t.co/IvObBqgsic
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@YouTwittFace14 @TheComedyStore don't know yet, Ill post it when I do. Thanks!
Updated 11 day(s) ago
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@YouTwittFace14 @TheComedyStore actually, scratch that, next week LOL
Updated 11 day(s) ago
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@YouTwittFace14 @TheComedyStore no, this Tuesday the 14th.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
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#twothingsthatdontmixwell Comedy and sensitive people.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
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@YouTwittFace14 I'm at Zanies in Chicago this Weds-Sunday, but might be up @TheComedyStore Tuesday night!
Updated 11 day(s) ago
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My #firstpost on Vine https://t.co/uNlBoul3hs
Updated 11 day(s) ago
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#HappyMothersDay to all the moms out there!
Updated 12 day(s) ago
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@odeh_haddad Johns done planning meals! Next time, Steak Houses!!!!
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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@odeh_haddad where'd you eat? Lol
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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If #thegreatgatsby were broke and ugly, he'd just be an obsessed stalker. #greatmovie
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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If #thegreatgatsby were broke an ugly, she'd of gotten a restraining order
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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@Huffndro_1 If Rudy was 6'6" and ran a 4.4 40, he'd e JJ Watt
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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@Huffndro_1 hahahahahahahaha! Sore loser
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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@Huffndro_1 if my aunt had balls shed be my uncle.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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@Huffndro_1 more spoiled then the Bulls with Jordan? Btw, our bench is getting it done, Wade and LeBron r quiet 2 night.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
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Trying not to tweet during the game, but #MiamiHeat coming back strong!
Updated 14 day(s) ago
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Cali, out of the "Top 10" polluted cities in USA, we have 8! #taxdollars went? http://t.co/KZwxWnyNI0’s-most-polluted-cities--182250757.html
Updated 15 day(s) ago
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It's my last night in Long Island! I'm at GOVERNOR'S comedy club, 2 shows TONIGHT ONLY, 7:30 &10! For tix http://t.co/qWGHxsQap6
Updated 20 day(s) ago
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So fortunate to bring in my birthday doing what I love!
Updated 20 day(s) ago
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Had the most fun I've had on Stage in awhile!! Love McGuires in Bohemia!
Updated 20 day(s) ago

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