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Website: http://www.brianregan.com
Location: Las Vegas, NV

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Shows this wknd: Thu: Palace, Waterbury, CY. Fri: Bergen PAC, Englewood, NJ. Sat: Count Basie, Red Bank, NJ. Sun: Sands, Bethlehem, PA.
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Maxim Magazine, May issue, "How To" section, has a thing about me. I don't know "how to" do much, so it's kind of cool.
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If I was sentenced to "hard labor," I'd ask my attorney to try to get it reduced to "light housework."
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Shows this wknd, May 2,3,&4 Tuacahn Amphitheater, Ivins, UT. Cool, outdoor venue.
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Why does it take the elev8r Hampton Inn longer to get to the 3rd floor than it takes the elev8r @ The Empire State Bldg to get to the top?
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The college football playoff will be called The College Football Playoff. "OK, what should we call the college football playoff? Any ideas?"
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R.I.P. Jonathon Winters. He was one of my favorite comedians. Used to love the "Ad Lib" part of his TV show when I was a kid.
Updated posted April 13, 2013, 11:02 am
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If you tell a kid not to run to a water slide, he/she will walk for 2 steps, then start running again.
Updated posted April 12, 2013, 2:20 pm
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Shows this wknd: Thu in Muncie, IN. Fri in Appleton, WI. Sat in Grand Rapids, MI. Sun in Greensburg, PA. I call it the MuApGraGre Tour.
Updated posted March 12, 2013, 6:28 pm
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Maybe the black smoke simply means they need a new chimney sweep.
Updated posted March 12, 2013, 5:22 pm
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Maybe a THIRD orange cone would have prevented the footprint? http://t.co/oxoIdcSY8D
Maybe a THIRD orange cone would have prevented the footprint? http://t.co/oxoIdcSY8D
Updated posted February 23, 2013, 9:35 pm
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Texas run this weekend: Thu in Ft Worth, Fri in Austin, Sat in Midland, Sun in Amarillo.
Updated posted February 21, 2013, 11:28 am
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Maybe. But I'd be 142 years old. http://t.co/azz942n4
Maybe. But I'd be 142 years old. http://t.co/azz942n4
Updated posted February 13, 2013, 2:29 pm
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I did a VO for Looney Tunes. Episode called "Spread Your Wings And Fly" airs tonite on Cartoon Network 7:30. Was fun to do. Hope you like.
Updated posted February 12, 2013, 11:27 am
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Hey All, Florida shows this wknd: Thu in Ft Myers, Fri in Tampa, Sat in Melbourne, Sun in Coral Springs. Hope you can check one out.
Updated posted February 12, 2013, 11:17 am
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Hey, people with backpacks boarding flights! Your backpacks are hitting people in the face behind you. (In case you care in the slightest.)
Updated posted February 11, 2013, 7:38 pm
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Taped Ron White's Salute to the Troops last night along with Josh Blue, John Caparulo, Kathleen Madigan, & Ralphie May. Coming soon to CMT.
Updated posted February 7, 2013, 3:06 pm
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Tickets are on sale today for my Red Rocks show in Denver Fri, Aug 9th.
Updated posted February 1, 2013, 2:23 pm
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"Deer-antler velvet extract spray." I think if that product ever wants to go mainstream, they're gonna have to tighten up that name.
Updated posted January 30, 2013, 1:54 am
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Do people who believe in reincarnation ever say, "Darn, I'm still writing the year 1612 on my checks!"
Updated posted January 29, 2013, 10:13 am
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Darn! They're close! http://t.co/mQr102BD
Darn! They're close! http://t.co/mQr102BD
Updated posted January 11, 2013, 3:01 pm
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Freezing weather with a winter hat is 10,000 times easier to endure than freezing weather without a winter hat.
Updated posted January 2, 2013, 5:14 pm

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