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Twitter Name: @BrookeInVegas
Location: In your head
Description: I'm entertainingly inappropriate, sprinkled with a dash of awesome.
Location: In your head
Description: I'm entertainingly inappropriate, sprinkled with a dash of awesome.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/BrookeInVegas
I don’t understand how can a man can hit a target at a shooting range from 200 yards but manage to miss the toilet EVERY single time.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Spoiler Alert: The mother on How I Met Your Mother is Tyler Perry.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
FYI, I will never tell anyone you said hi.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Hey guys, I'm taking a break from Twitter for a little while.
So I'll see you after lunch, ok.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Every time I hear that Johnny Cash song “Ring of Fire,” I think of hemorrhoid cream.
And now, so do you.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
This pool needs to be filled with vodka. Just saying.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
One of the biggest regrets I have is that I'm still "Down With OPP".
Updated 12 day(s) ago
When someone says, "See you later, I gotta run!" I always reply with, "Awe, cause you're fat?" Then we have a good laugh. Unless they're fat
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Someone unfollowed me AND stole my tweet. That's like peeing on me and offering to wipe it off.
Also I'm pretty bad at metaphors.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Someone unfollowed me AND stole my tweet. That's like peeing on me and offering to wipe it off.
Also I'm pretty bad at metaphors."
Updated 12 day(s) ago
@devo69dvx @malkintaylor Tay remember we're family. I think you have the same gene! Lol
Updated 13 day(s) ago
Anyone who says giving birth is the best moment of their life has obviously never had two things fall out of a vending machine at once!
Updated 13 day(s) ago
Fun Fact: In Las Vegas, a "tweet up" is called an orgy.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
Some people like my tweets, other people are ugly.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
This is the bottom of the page....
