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Twitter Name: @CallaghanFilms
Website: http://chadcallaghan.com/
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Description: Screenwriter/Wordslinger...Views expressed are my own (save for those belonging to Tony, the little boy that lives in my mouth.)
Website: http://chadcallaghan.com/
Location: Rick's Café Américain
Description: Screenwriter/Wordslinger...Views expressed are my own (save for those belonging to Tony, the little boy that lives in my mouth.)
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Chad_Callaghan
For awhile, Jon Voight couldn't see his grandbabies. Now none of us ever will again... ?
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Here's hopin' Kermit Gosnell gets a FASTPASS® for the Stainless-Steel Ride...
Updated 6 day(s) ago
It just dawned on me that "dawned on me" sounds a helluva lot like "DON'ED on me" & THAT is decidedly taking a man crush too far. #DonDraper
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Dear MN Freeway Drivers: One "C" is for "Cruise", the other for "Control". Don't worry you're not a "Conformist", now CHOOSE AN F-ING SPEED!
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Loved each meticulous second of Harryhausen stop-frame'ing my young brain. The outer-worldly dreams (& night terrors) were worth the wait...
Updated 12 day(s) ago
What's the difference b/t Iron Eyes Cody and Diablo Cody? Diablo's carelessly strewn garbage is dispiriting enough to bring on REAL tears...
Updated 13 day(s) ago
What's the difference b/t Iron Eyes Cody and Diablo Cody? When I look at Diablo's carelessly strewn garbage, the tears are
Updated 13 day(s) ago
That's the last goddamn time I listen to Gary Busey... #Derby
Updated 15 day(s) ago
Not saying Bob Costas is pre-stroke, but he does kinda got that Greta-van-Susteren-Oh-shit-Slinky-Andy's-coming look...
Updated 15 day(s) ago
Cooper, Law, Fassbender... JANE GOT A GUN is more often in 'turnaround' mode than Janie from JANIE'S GOT A GUN. It is also just as buggered.
Updated 17 day(s) ago
Painting Idea: enemy troops entering Paris (1940), but each German soldier has David Hasselhoff's face & the Parisians are all Jerry Lewis.
Updated 17 day(s) ago
Kordell Stewart: A black fella hasn't been so robbed the notoriety associated w/ being a 'groundbreaker' since Andrew Beard... #jasoncollins
Updated 20 day(s) ago
Sloshing through my iTunes, realizing the CHARLES IN CHARGE theme is the naughtiest. Ditty. Ever. No?? Just picture Nicole Eggert piping it.
Updated 20 day(s) ago
Headline: "Increased I.M.F. Power in Europe" - Go get 'em, Tom Cruise...
Updated posted April 18, 2013, 3:51 pm
Could Django Unchained possibly be as good as Pulp Fiction?? (who are you, Cal?! i don't even know you any more.) No, but it's mighty close.
Updated posted April 15, 2013, 2:44 am
Hunger Games film: been a while since a gave it a read. So long, in fact, that it was still called THE LONG WALK.
Updated posted April 7, 2013, 2:08 am
Bloody 'ell. [I]THAT[/I] one gets me unfollowed by Rogue Pictures??
Updated posted April 5, 2013, 1:22 am
Buffalo Bob Smith & Gene Siskel in a real Afterlife dustup; donnybrookin' around clouds, barneyin' over whose 'TV buddy' just showed up. RIP
Updated posted April 4, 2013, 1:46 pm
2 FOR 22, President @BarackObama??!! Maybe it was a spin on that decade-old strategery... you know, attack the court with "Shaq and Awww"...
Updated posted April 2, 2013, 10:11 am
2 FOR 22, President @BarackObama?! Only the school-agers backing up Pink Floyd in '79 had to endure more depressing 'bricks'. #baracketball
Updated posted April 2, 2013, 8:39 am
Haha, facebook, days old news feeds for APRIL FOOLS. Oh wait. You already did that for MARCH MOMOS. And for FEBRUARY FUCKTARDS. And JAN...
Updated posted April 1, 2013, 11:01 am
Catching up on MAD MEN season five. Is it me or does this new copywriter cat look like a yid Scott Baio?? #joanielovestchotchke
Updated posted March 31, 2013, 1:52 pm
Richard Griffiths never saw Death coming. Well, one eye did. Kinda. RIP
Updated posted March 29, 2013, 2:36 pm
Shea's Spelling Pre-Test:. After each word, she'd shift her eyes & say, "Can you please use that word in a...joke?" Wow was that a long set.
Updated posted March 29, 2013, 12:48 am
Man, Lithgow tossing those Filet o Fishes into the backseat in Harry & the Hendersons must be the best goddamn. Product placement. Ever.
Updated posted March 27, 2013, 2:05 am
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