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Twitter Name: @chaddaniels34
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Description: I'm Chad Daniels: standup comedian and a writer. Twitter is my adult time so if you want to play nice find me on Facebook.
Website: http://www.chaddaniels.com
Location: Minnesota
Description: I'm Chad Daniels: standup comedian and a writer. Twitter is my adult time so if you want to play nice find me on Facebook.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Chad_Daniels
@lindseyannevoet Whoa. I'll have to ask my girlfriend what BTW means.
Updated 3 day(s) ago
@lindseyannevoet please let me know if you need some help with the wedding. I know a girl.
Updated 3 day(s) ago
@lindseyannevoet Thanks so much for coming to the show!! It was great meeting you and your future husband!!
Updated 3 day(s) ago
Heard Gwendolyn January get paged at the airport. Looks like somebody's great great grandpa didn't understand the question at Ellis Island.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
RT @huntsbergerjunk: If only mass shootings would have the same effect on assault rifles as Hitler did on tiny mustaches.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
Nothing says "I didn't know I was going to be late" like running through the airport in Cowboy boots.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
Martin Luther King Jr never sent one email blast and still did all of that? Not bad.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
When you sell your house your realtor should have to help you get it ready.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
@blap7 He's still on the first hole. The closer he get's to the cup the worse he plays.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
@tedalexandro I use that approach with my kids to prove they could be done by the time they finish complaining about it.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Woman said "You talk a mile a minute". So I yelled "60 miles per hour! That's how fast I talk!", to prove I'm good at math.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
During a physical, the Dr told my 13 year old to check his testicles for lumps once a week. Maybe the Vet will tell my dog to bark.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Do you tilt your head down and look over your glasses to read your phone? Take them off so you don't look like you're going to steal a baby.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
In Canada. They have a different calendar. Suck it. “@trentgillaspie: Happy #NationalRunningDay! No excuses. Get out there and run today.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
Sir, sorry I called you Ma'am. However, your ponytail and mom jeans didn't have you looking real dudesy.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
I'd be disappointed if an ice cream company managed to combine Dill Pickle and Cookie Dough and named it Pickle Cookie.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
I do few things that are funnier than yelling I Love You to my 13 year old son as he walks by older kids on his way into swim practice.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
Saw a guy get off his bike and punch a punk in the face for making fun of his pink bike helmet. It's up for the Greatest Thing Ever award.
Updated 15 day(s) ago
Told a girl that I like Asians. She said "Close your eyes and pretend." I said "Wouldn't it be easier to pretend if you closed your eyes?"
Updated 16 day(s) ago
I'm thinking of hiring a massage therapist to turn all of my Icees into Slushies.
Updated 16 day(s) ago
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