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Twitter Name: @ChadRiden
Website: http://ChadRiden.com
Location: Nashville, TN
Description: America's Favorite Comedian Of All Time
Website: http://ChadRiden.com
Location: Nashville, TN
Description: America's Favorite Comedian Of All Time
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There are few sights as sad as a nerd separated from his laptop. I've never felt so naked and alone.
Updated 15 hours ago
@ckcomedy carefully inspect their George Carlin mural and tell me if you notice anything odd.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
This totally snuck up on me.. When did the youth make grown-out Bieber-esque comb-overs cool? WTF? Fuck you, pop culture.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Happy birthday to @TomGreenLive and my brother Swafford! Drink a drink, errbody.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Just watched video from the show on Monday. Why didn't anyone tell me I was so f'n fat?! omg errbody. I gotta lose weight. After this pizza.
Updated 3 day(s) ago
RT @Anundson Nuns gone wild. Really? // You and I were the only ones in the room who'd ever seen that before. It's so old it's new again.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
I'm equal parts proud and pissed off about how much Callia likes and relates to 'Matilda'. She's watching it for the third time in a week.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
RT @comedypodcast: Happy Birthday Gary ? Episode 12 ? Midgets vs. Retards: http://happybirthdaygary.comedypodcast.com/ with special gue ...
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Headlining at a seafood restaurant tonight. Career = awesome! ( Shanti's) http://4sq.com/9rqRWX
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Me: "You're not listening to anything I say, so I'm going to stop talking."
Callia: "Finally."
Updated 10 day(s) ago
I've seen a million faces! and I've kinda disappointed them all. Cause I'm not a cowboy.. In a ghetto sled I ride..
Updated 15 day(s) ago
Come tonight and you'll want to return tomorrow. ( Buford Variety Theater) http://4sq.com/beCc2V
Updated 15 day(s) ago
RT @tndotcom It's Friday and you want a great beer; which bar in town do you visit to get a tasty brew? // 3 crow, gold rush, flying saucer
Updated 15 day(s) ago
Ate a dick at Zanies tonight. Not on stage, off the menu.. I had deep fried dick-n-balls and fries. Spicy! Still, I prefer the French dip.
Updated 16 day(s) ago
just in case you missed Dave Letterman in a human sized hamster ball last night on @Late_Show: http://links.comedynews.org/zqha
Updated 16 day(s) ago
Started my morning routine about 12 hours late. Better late than never? or screw it & try again tomorrow?
Updated 17 day(s) ago
RT @ebertchicago: Why Louis C. K. matters. "If this man, *this man,* talks about race & sexuality in a passionate and unembarrassed way. ...
Updated 17 day(s) ago
BP is doing "integrity tests" on the well?! How about integrity tests for BP? AmIrightpeople?
Updated 17 day(s) ago
RT @DalaiLama: Despite philosophical differences, all major world religions have the same potential to create good human beings. // none?
Updated 17 day(s) ago
I'll be at Spanky's tonight, Brick House Bar wed, @zaniesnashville thurs, Buford, GA @varietytheater fri-sat: http://tinyurl.com/ChadRiden
Updated 18 day(s) ago
Consumer Fraud Alert! Wendy's "boneless chicken wings" are nothing more than nuggets in wing sauce.
Updated 20 day(s) ago
RT @NateWaltBills: @comedynews love the site/twitter/i dunno what it is but its awesome // love you back. ("it" is @ChadRiden+php+free time)
Updated 21 day(s) ago
Callia and I are the only gringos at my Mexican neighbors' birthday bbq and it's pretty awesome. More Petrone? Si, por favor!
Updated 21 day(s) ago
I'm still waiting for the very first time any athlete effects my life in any real way whatsoever [rolling eyes, making jerk off hand motion]
Updated 22 day(s) ago
Callia's first concert: "Weird" Al Yankovic. Awesome! ( Tennessee Theatre w/ @supercatmatt) http://4sq.com/6cKjA2
Updated 23 day(s) ago
1. After all these years, you're still searching for Dave's erotic blog. @Late_Show
Updated 23 day(s) ago
2. All you ever wear is double-breasted suits and your Larry "Bud" Melman pajamas. @Late_Show
Updated 23 day(s) ago
3. The centerpiece of your shrine for Chris Elliott is a giant jar containing Chris Elliott. @Late_Show
Updated 23 day(s) ago
4. Constantly on alt.fan.letterman, arguing the historical significance of Peggy The Foul Mouthed Chambermaid. @Late_Show
Updated 23 day(s) ago
5. Your apartment is known as "The Dave Cave," but your name isn't Dave. @Late_Show
Updated 23 day(s) ago
7. You reenact the show every morning with homemade Paul and Dave dolls. @Late_Show
Updated 23 day(s) ago
6. You're still holding a candle-light vigil for the return of Pea Boy. @Late_Show
Updated 23 day(s) ago
8. Bill DeLace recognizes your face and name. / You know who Bill DeLace is. (tie) @Late_Show
Updated 23 day(s) ago
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