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Twitter Name: @ChadRiden
Website: http://ChadRiden.com
Location: Nashville, TN
Description: Chad Riden is the comedian / nerd / jackass behind @ComedyNews @ComedyPodcast @NSup & other stuff. Widely regarded as America's Favorite Comedian Of All Time.
Website: http://ChadRiden.com
Location: Nashville, TN
Description: Chad Riden is the comedian / nerd / jackass behind @ComedyNews @ComedyPodcast @NSup & other stuff. Widely regarded as America's Favorite Comedian Of All Time.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Chad_Riden
@merewhitsett agreed. Bangs make beautiful people look like their parents are punishing them with that haircut.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Twitter is not a flea market / buffet from which you can harvest others' material. Write your own jokes, dummies.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
I didn't realize tonight's show at @ZaniesNashville was ages 16+ until I got off stage. Sorry, parents. You're welcome, 16-year-olds.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
The rest of the ducks were envious of Julie, who enjoyed a private bath. #duck #ducks #duck4life https://t.co/jYkiDnXqNB
Updated 12 day(s) ago
I'm at the grocery store & I want to go up to the people buying cheap bouquets of flowers & ask them if they like to watch their moms cry.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
My best idea so far for a Mother's Day tweet is to quote the beginning of 2 Live Crew's "Dirty Nursery Rhymes" so I'll just shut up instead.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
I'd much rather the people outside my house think I'm weird than the people inside my house think I'm gross. |RT @gargreguan "Great minds.."
Updated 14 day(s) ago
PRO TIP: Clip your nails sitting on the steps or out in the yard where the clippings can go flying off anywhere and nobody cares.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
RT @radleybalko: Victoria Jackson chasing Muslims through the Nashville honky-tonks sounds like a hilarious Robert Smigel cartoon. http://t…
Updated 14 day(s) ago
@NashvilleScene UGH. what am I missing here, guys? Trying to post snarky things about Victoria Jackson, dammit. http://t.co/MihoEEeaXF
Updated 14 day(s) ago
If I can find a bus I'm going to start a tour of tour buses, where we just pull up close to other buses and make fun of their shitty tours.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
When I see old locked rarely visited storage bldngs I assume theyre full of dead bodies or things nbdy wants or both http://t.co/zyXLhAuAqw
Updated 14 day(s) ago
Why do ugly people purse their lips in photos? I never see attractive people doing that. Just make a silly face 'cause ya arredy look dumpy.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
“@tridentgum: name the top 10 things in music?" | 1) shit, 2) shit, 3) shit, 4) shit, 5) shit, 6) shit, 7) shit, 8) shit, 9) shit, 10) shit.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
@maryjayberger A lot of cancer people totally use that excuse to be shitty but you can't just tell them: you HAVE cancer B/C you are shitty.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
GREEN @SKITTLES ARE NOW SOUR APPLE! The lime ones were The Worst and now they're the MF'ing Best. Nobody told me about this.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
Don't forget: Mother's Day is Sunday. For those of you who are especially disappointing children: Today is Friday. You've got two days.
Updated 15 day(s) ago
last chance for 50% off $10 tix to @nsup Showcase at @zaniesnashville tonight! use code: NSUPFriend http://t.co/XVPbHUMjAh or 615-269-0221
Updated 15 day(s) ago
maybe @TimTebow and @SarahPalinUSA could team up to do a show together where they praise Jesus for mediocre horseshit. interested, @Eonline?
Updated 15 day(s) ago
Just give @TimTebow a show on E! where he can do his crazy monkey dance with all the other media-whore retards. http://t.co/va2Od0Bbov
Updated 15 day(s) ago
TONIGHT! @nsup Showcase at @zaniesnashville! Tix=$10, BUT use coupon code:
NSUPFriend = 50% Discount! http://t.co/XVPbHUMjAh or 615-269-0221
Updated 16 day(s) ago
@maryjayberger some of us were too busy photographing it to deal with pomp and circumstance. http://t.co/bNAhOjMilG
Updated 16 day(s) ago
TONIGHT! KAMIKAZE KITTEN comedy show at @DinosBarEN 8:30! @Anundson @RonPlacone & MORE! +some bucket spots for comics who show up. FREE!
Updated 17 day(s) ago
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