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Twitter Name: @ChristFinnegan
Website: http://www.christianfinnegan.com
Location: An airport food court near you
Description: Comedian, conspirator, cultural barnacle
Website: http://www.christianfinnegan.com
Location: An airport food court near you
Description: Comedian, conspirator, cultural barnacle
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Christian_Finnegan
READ! ---> // RT @bobpowers1 I have a new Shouts and Murmurs piece up today. Go read it please! http://t.co/RJGcxgmmmy
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Now that I'm an adult, I really regret not paying attention in Give-a-Shit School.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Yo @keithmalley, I was investigating a bad smell in my DVD cabinet (60% sure it was the dead mouse). @chemda #KATG http://t.co/5UwANgXmen
Updated 5 day(s) ago
@Caissie There is no such thing as an adult tricycle. There are only 'extremely large tricycles'.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
There should be some kind of medal you can wear to let people know you had a salad for lunch.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Pitch: "Children of Men" remake, directed by Baz Luhrmann.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
NYC: I'm on the 8pm show at @TheStandNYC tonight, along with @Sherrod_Small @toddbarry. NO SHITS, LOTS OF GIGGLES. http://t.co/N4Fez4xre6
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Chicago! If @kambri gets 50 RSVPs Barnes & Noble will host her & give you a FREE copy of her memoir! RSVP & RT! http://t.co/7KSBqZxtr7
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Call me crazy, but I think this ragtag dance crew is going to pull it together in time for the big competition.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
I'm pretty sure high end cocktails and vests have a symbiotic relationship.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Without quitters, stampedes would last forever.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
My body desperately needs a software update.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
RT @AudioSpackle: More? You want more? Of course you do. http://t.co/npu4dPvC9o
Updated 9 day(s) ago
"Fitness center" should be the name of the governmental office where they decide who gets to reproduce.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
YO, BABY: Ep 10 of @AudioSpackle features @MidlakeBand @gretchenparlato @IronandWine, Vince Guaraldi and more! http://t.co/tPMt6Up3wd
Updated 9 day(s) ago
For 40 glorious seconds, I thought I'd invented the term "gravitastic". Thanks for killing my buzz, google.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Hey @KeithOlbermann, do you follow @SullyBaseball? You're the two biggest baseball weirdos I know. Hope all is well.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
@DCpierson Nice! FYI, The last 2:15 of "The Beautiful Ones" is the greatest vocal performance of all time.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
YO, BABY: Ep 10 of @AudioSpackle features @MidlakeBand @gretchenparlato @IronandWine, Vince Guaraldi and more! http://t.co/tPMt6Up3wd
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Episode 10 of @AudioSpackle? BUT OF COURSE! @RobPRocks and I talk rainy afternoon music! http://t.co/tPMt6Up3wd
Updated 10 day(s) ago
So I guess I'm going to have to be the one to fly to LA and pitch a Charles Ramsey/Uncle Ruslan buddy cop movie?
Updated 11 day(s) ago
So I guess I'm going to have to be the one to fly to LA and pitch a Charles Ramsay/Uncle Ruslan buddy cop movie?
Updated 11 day(s) ago
So yeah, breaking news: David Bowie is still the coolest. http://t.co/iSfQREXOnC
Updated 11 day(s) ago
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