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Twitter Name: @ConanOBrien
Website: http://teamcoco.com
Location: Los Angeles
Description: The voice of the people. Sorry, people.
Website: http://teamcoco.com
Location: Los Angeles
Description: The voice of the people. Sorry, people.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Conan_OBrien
For fun, I sent a dick pic to Siri and she just replied, “I think you meant to send a picture of a penis.”
Updated 10 day(s) ago
You know what they say. So I guess I don’t have to tell you.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Happy Mother’s Day, Mom! For your gift I sent you this message in a medium I know you neither receive nor understand.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
My version of a meltdown is spending 5 minutes angrily shouting the word, "chambray" to LL Bean's automated voice recognition system.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
According to a new poll, Kristen Stewart is now the least trusted movie star in America. Movie star? She told me she was a cattle rancher!!!
Updated 14 day(s) ago
Forbes Magazine named Tim Tebow America’s most influential athlete. Just 1 more reason why I always get my sports news from Forbes Magazine.
Updated 14 day(s) ago
YouTube may start charging? I guess cats are sick of working for free.
Updated 15 day(s) ago
Just downloaded a cool new app that lets me use my phone as a drink coaster.
Updated 16 day(s) ago
No crazy North Korea news in a while. So I guess that's all solved then?
Updated 18 day(s) ago
I watched the Kentucky Derby and said to my wife, “All that build up for 2 minutes.” Why did she give me that look?
Updated 18 day(s) ago
The more I learn about prunes, ichthyosaurs, and basket-weaving, the more I question my reading habits.
Updated 20 day(s) ago
Paparazzi are the worst. Sometimes I give them the exact time and address, and they’re still late.
Updated 20 day(s) ago
Just saw that movie "Oblivion". Apparently everyone in the future is either really good looking or Morgan Freeman.
Updated 21 day(s) ago
Last night I wore undies with @KeshaSuxx's face -- just as the old gypsy predicted: http://t.co/LSvE9CYQGx http://t.co/TdseDO71z0
Updated 22 day(s) ago
Congratulations to NBA player Jason Collins on being brave enough to admit that he’s a Washington Wizard.
Updated 24 day(s) ago
President Obama and I had so much fun Saturday night, we’re performing next week at the Toledo Funny Bone.
Updated 24 day(s) ago
This supermarket is replaying my White House Correspondents' performance. There is nowhere else to go in showbiz. http://t.co/7utOSefwnl
Updated 25 day(s) ago
Just rehearsed my routine to an empty ballroom at the Washington Hilton. The one guy unfolding chairs loved it. http://t.co/SEDqMZNUgG
Updated 27 day(s) ago
In D.C. to perform at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Practicing my opening "Goofy Sunglasses" bit: http://t.co/948FxoLz2N
Updated 29 day(s) ago
We bring #TheSimpsons writing room to my studio in the latest episode of #SeriousJibberJabber: http://t.co/sfct5mlnM6
Updated 29 day(s) ago
Just overheard a guy describe his friend as “Conan, if Conan wasn’t ‘Conan.’” Sadly, I know what he means.
Updated posted April 18, 2013, 2:54 pm
Accountant yelling at me about box of Omaha Steaks I sent to each new follower in 2012.
Updated posted April 17, 2013, 1:43 pm
Someone in the Vatican was found downloading porn. He was looking at shocking images of women in positions of leadership.
Updated posted April 15, 2013, 11:09 am
Congrats to Adam Scott on his incredible and historically significant Masters win! I hope this doesn't mean he's leaving "Parks & Rec".
Updated posted April 14, 2013, 9:59 pm
20 years ago today I auditioned for my "Late Night" job. Here's what it looks like when an 11 year old hosts a show: http://t.co/FQQJQMT1Z9
Updated posted April 13, 2013, 5:10 pm
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