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Byron Nelson looks stiff to me. http://t.co/R62roTLruo
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@jasonboots thanks brother!
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BJ@MattMarkman was just doing a one night corporate gig.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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Sin City is Very PG tonight. http://t.co/0LoLw12up6
Updated 14 day(s) ago
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Early tee time. No Sun yet, C'MON! @JesperParnevik #quailhollowchampionship #cobrapumagolf http://t.co/wH3JVfK80T
Updated 19 day(s) ago
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Here we go again!! @JesperParnevik @cobragolf #quailhollowchampionship http://t.co/5HmsUVA6PR
Updated 20 day(s) ago
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17th Hole at Quail Hollow. Beautiful Place. #QuailHollowChampionship #cobrapumagolf http://t.co/4P8UV7SNVs
Updated 21 day(s) ago
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RT @ThatsEarth: Farmer was denied a permit to build a horse shelter. So he built giant table & chairs which don't need permit. http://t…
Updated 22 day(s) ago
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Redeye to Charlotte for @WellsFargoGolf with @JesperParnevik Time for #djangounchained !!
Updated 22 day(s) ago
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@PGALumpy @jesperparnevik @gochancemanning And priced to sell!! Pineapple for me!
Updated 22 day(s) ago
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@JordanPeele Cocksmooch
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@BillyHo_Golf Congrats on the win! you and Micah "Are an Effective Team"!
Updated 23 day(s) ago
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@almadrigal Loved the special last night Al! "IKEA is El Diablo" made my night!!
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Friday in NoLa @Zurich_Classic with @JesperParnevik. Go low or going home. Come on!! #cobrapumagolf… http://t.co/88kP9IvfQp
Updated 26 day(s) ago
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You never know what your gonna find in NoLA!! #Zurich_Classic #cobrapumagolf http://t.co/cpvGE3gQtJ
Updated 26 day(s) ago
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Here we go. Round 1 @Zurich_Classic with @JesperParnevik. http://t.co/v6nFnSz9Cr
Updated 27 day(s) ago
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@Abdo no idea how that one was, but after the last one I have no plans to find out.
Updated 27 day(s) ago
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Walking around French Quarter with @JesperParnevik and @PGALumpy. They are bored. http://t.co/tuPaUN7RB6
Updated 27 day(s) ago
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@JimmyShubert back in the pack.
Updated 28 day(s) ago
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Just watched Oblivion with Tom Cruise. Big pile of heaping shit!
Updated 28 day(s) ago
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Getting ready for Round 2 @RBC_Heritage with the boss @JesperParnevik. http://t.co/uTdUsy2ZAJ
Updated posted April 19, 2013, 9:06 am
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Here we go! @jesperparnevik @cobrapagolf @RBC_Heritage http://t.co/NWAtiVkTXi
Updated posted April 18, 2013, 5:03 am
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Keyless ignition is great until you lose the key. @JesperParnevik #allyourfault http://t.co/ShnivvBxeW
Updated posted April 16, 2013, 3:37 pm
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RT @JesperParnevik: Don't know if I'm a big fan of the new keyless ignition technology. Car is running but I can't find the damn keys!!! ...
Updated posted April 16, 2013, 3:22 pm
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Lookin good Mr P!! @JesperParnevik #HarborTownGolf #CobraPumaGolf http://t.co/KJLMqlrYzt
Updated posted April 16, 2013, 1:34 pm

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