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Twitter Name: @craigcarmean
Website: http://www.craigcarmean.com
Location: New York City
Description: I'm a comedian with horrible representation. I like video games, junk food and write offensive songs
Website: http://www.craigcarmean.com
Location: New York City
Description: I'm a comedian with horrible representation. I like video games, junk food and write offensive songs
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Craig_Carmean
@JohnPadon :: hey! Wanted to talk to you about your new project.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
One more reason to ditch Netflix - Netflix Just Made It Harder to Find Out When Movies Expire http://t.co/63BkgtiAra
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Mutha's Day.
It's the same as Mothers Day.
It's just the urban version.
And by urban, I mean uneducated.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
That awkward moment when you accidentally select "demolition" instead of "domination".
#blackops2 #callofduty #multiplayer
Updated 9 day(s) ago
People visiting nursing homes on Mothers Day ...
"We care enough to visit, but you still can't come live with us."
Updated 10 day(s) ago
RT @SelfAwareROOMBA: Make peace with it all. Take it with the courage of those who came long before you. (Slurping up a real rascal of a pi…
Updated 10 day(s) ago
#yourmom is so nasty that she calls Janet "Miss Jackson."
Updated 11 day(s) ago
#yourmom is so dirty that she has to creep up on bathwater.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
RT @clitfinger: Wait a minute, you're 25 and you know one key to an amazing blowjob is straight up enthusiasm?
Well allow myself to intr…
Updated 11 day(s) ago
#latenightwithjimmyfallon should have #llcoolj perform "casual racist".
Updated 11 day(s) ago
OMG. The guy from NCIS is on #latenightwithjimmyfallon rapping
Updated 11 day(s) ago
When I poop? Sure, I prefer Charmin ... But the ads need to get the f*ck off my TiVo.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
I paused #thevoice @ashleyharp says ... Why'd you pause it on FrankenDaily? #carsonsHair
Updated 11 day(s) ago
#thevoice Christina Millan is the Brian Dunkleman of the show. #americanidol reference / 1st season
Updated 11 day(s) ago
#thevoice Christina Millan's segments are like an elephant dart to the publics face. @ashleyharp
Updated 11 day(s) ago
I'm watching #thevoice on TiVo. So let my hatred of Christina Millan commence. #pointless
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Promo for new show on NBC. #SaveMe. Ash:: is that Ann Heche? I thought it was Shelly Long. Me:: No. Ash:: she looks like ????.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Suri Cruise is seven years old, and has her own fashion line. That knowledge makes my Comedy Zone date being cancelled, a bit more painful.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
I've stopped watching American Idol.
I only get my info about this season by following @votefortheworst
It's all I need to know.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
RT @votefortheworst: Wow, Kree grew up in a shithole, huh? She deserves to win. She has dead parents! Vote for Kree!
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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