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Twitter Name: @crashcomedy
Website: http://www.crashcomedy.com
Location: Atlanta
Description: Comedian. Hero.
Website: http://www.crashcomedy.com
Location: Atlanta
Description: Comedian. Hero.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Cris_Gray
Who the fuck pitched & greenlit Hart to Hart back in the '80's? Rich white people solving murders?? http://t.co/n5pijEbgPB
Updated 7 day(s) ago
RT @ATLBanana: Friend of the Banana @crashcomedy is (perhaps) a gambling man. http://t.co/1vbhCFUwaz
Updated 7 day(s) ago
"Winnie The Pooh characters represent different emotions. You didn't tell me so I'd feel like the asshole, didn't you?!"-Me, age 7
Updated 7 day(s) ago
@chrisjupin T-shirt with anti-government slogan and swastika tattoo on forehead. You'll be home before lunch.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Some kids learned "act like you've been there before" from sports. I got it from sneaking into the adult section of the video store.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
A terrific whore is horrific.
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Means they don't look good TODAY. RT @BlackGirlNerds: What's the logic behind uploading your baby picture on a dating profile? #Seriously?
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"Hello, Theon? It's George. George Martin...yes, the one you used to beat up in high school. Listen, do you have HBO? Oh, good." #GOT
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Fast & Furious 10 : Hurried and A Little Annoyed #sequels
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Now this is interesting - Interactive map of racist & homophobic tweets - http://t.co/JE2qI5sh8k
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Left my smartphone at home tonight and I was writing notes with a pencil. It was like being back in the 90's!!
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Anybody else having problems with video on HBO GO app?
Updated 8 day(s) ago
New short comedy videos every week! I hope you laugh and enjoy.
https://t.co/5ymZtxEOmU
Updated 8 day(s) ago
"She's got leaves in her cum-gutters."
Updated 9 day(s) ago
@shaunbroyls Me too! There used to be a manager at local movie theater that I swore looked just like Roy Biggins.
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Just watching The Twilight Zone. Ya know... for Mothers' Day. #traditions
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Watching documentary on serial killer Carl Panzram. Frightening how sadistic human beings can be if they're allowed to be.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Why would one marry and then have kids with an obviously raging alcoholic?? I don't get it.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
This is the bottom of the page....
