Crystal Burritt

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Twitter Name: @red_gym_sox
Website: http://cvstreeter.tumblr.com
Location: Long Island
Description: the gym and the Red Sox basically

From a small town you’ve never heard of. you would laugh at the size of my yearbook. started writing jokes in high school and performing in college.Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Crystal_Burritt
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1986 Red Sox = 2013 Maple Leafs
Updated 10 day(s) ago
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LOOKS LIKE IT'S ABOUT @redbull O'CLOCK
Updated 10 day(s) ago
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Leaving Staten at 9pm on a Sunday is weird
Updated 11 day(s) ago
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RT @PostGradProblem: Seriously considering the free month of LinkedIn Premium. #PGP
Updated 11 day(s) ago
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Toronto God Damn Fucking Maple LEAFS LETS PLAY HOCKEY
Updated 11 day(s) ago
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"The playoff beards gotta go fellas"- me to my legs
Updated 12 day(s) ago
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RT @birbigs: Yelp reviews tell you much more about the customer than the restaurant.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
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drinking and coding like its the fucking facebook movie #zuck
Updated 12 day(s) ago
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Lets GOOOOOOMES
Updated 12 day(s) ago
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More like Blue Gays! Lol! I can say that I am a gay person #mlb
Updated 12 day(s) ago
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"Is it suppose to rain in Boston today?"- she asked her cats, because she does not have Siri
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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To do list: gym, clean, code
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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John fucking Lester fuck
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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THERE WILL BE A GAME 6 #LEAFS
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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RT @MapleLeafs: Clarkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RT @SteveMulla16: GOAL!! 2-0 Leafs! #TMLtalk
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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John Gibbons constantly looks like a father who's son just came out #redsox #bluejays
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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I don't mind the line for Chipotle bc it gives me time to plug my weird meal into myfitnesspal
Updated 13 day(s) ago
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RT @_LiftingProbz_: Winter is my least favorite season because it is not cut off shirt friendly
Updated 14 day(s) ago
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Can't wait for my trip to the DR this weekend! (Duane Reade)
Updated 14 day(s) ago
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The Diamondbacks are probably the team I forget exists the most #mlb
Updated 14 day(s) ago
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RT @stats_canada: 78% of Canadian tinfoil is used to make fake Stanley Cups
Updated 14 day(s) ago
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Just did the stat sheet for my softball team. I went beyond at bats and hits and calculated WAR xFIP and UZR and they kicked me off the team
Updated 14 day(s) ago
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RT @OverTheMonster: Joel Hanrahan visiting Dr. James Andrews about forearm http://t.co/VogQGIVINy
Updated 14 day(s) ago
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Pedey's a weird one maybe but fuck you no he's not
Updated 15 day(s) ago
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DUDECRUSH power rankings 5 jarrod saltalamacchia 4 dustin pedroia 3 jake gyllenhaal 2 joffrey lupul 1 riley breckenridge #amiriteladies #gay
Updated 15 day(s) ago

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