Dan Monaghan

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Twitter Name: @danmonaghan
Website: http://www.vimeo.com/silentg
Location: Seattle
Description: Writer, Director, Filmmaker, Propagandist. Secular Shaman. Servant to cats.

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RT @anamariecox: RT @aburnspolitico: Facebook investors: could I suggest you look into tulips?
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RT @rudepundit: Social Network math: Andrew Garfield's Eduardo Saverin > Real-Life Eduardo Saverin
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RT @JesusWithIssues: FYI: "God never lets you down" is Christian for "I have no recollection of anyone dying. Ever."
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RT @UncleDynamite: I love everyone in the world unconditionally and without reservation except those who don't refrigerate butter. They ...
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RT @ZenEssentials: "Life isn't as serious as the mind makes it out to be." ~ Eckhart Tolle
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@simonpegg Must I?
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“@marcmaron: Heading out to shoot a scene with @louisck for his show.” -- Shatter a femur!
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RT @ZenEssentials: "Your task is not to seek love but merely to find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it." ~ ...
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“@Daniel_Knauf: @danmonaghan Exactly!” -- Ahhh.... Magic! Dark, dark magic! Speaking of: Fingers crossed for Nick S. :( xo!
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RT @TheEconomist: The Economist sat down with Terry Gilliam to discuss the state of his career, the film industry and his worldview http ...
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RT @TwitUncensored: Ever notice how the religions that preach the most acceptance and peace are always causing the most death and destru ...
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RT @SeattleUpdate: Seattle's response to DOJ doesn't address biased policing http://t.co/oNTBs79d
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@Daniel_Knauf How does the porch light stay lit under water? #YesI'mALiteralistAndADickhead
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(cont.) @SeattlePD : Next time I'll get the license plate #. Heck of an example for the masses to follow. Best of luck w/the DOJ! xo
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Thanks for the follow, @SeattlePD ! I hope that you have a sense of humor. Did you ever locate the officer I saw driving & cell calling? xo
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RT @GODisNOTrealBRO: Stop thinking about what's good for you and start thinking about what's good for everyone else. It changes the game.
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“@ManMadeMoon: Anyone going to The Dictator tonight?” -- No, I'm avoiding family right now.
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“@SarahThyre: People are so RUDE staring at me while I cough up a hairball” -- Have you considered waxing?
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“@RobSchrab: I'd like to see you guacamole in my shoes.” -- I'd let the chips fall where they may.
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RT @JPBarlow: Google is Skynet. Pass it on while you still can.
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“@RBReich: Banks in Spain and Italy becoming more fragile, spreading to Wall St which has undisclosed exposure. Beware.” -- Damnnit.
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“@NYTimeskrugman: Apocalypse Fairly Soon http://t.co/01vgb570 ” -- Damnnit.
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“@CommunityPhan: #sixseasonsandamovie Trending WORLDWIDE. @danharmon, you beautiful, beautiful man.” -- Uh, ever seen his photo?
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“@PoliticsView: Vermont first state to ban fracking http://t.co/SnWkWqcI ” -- VT, stay outta my bedroom!!
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“@Brian_Austin: Kindergarten Teacher Earns $700,000 by Selling Lesson Plans Online..." -- Pornographic lesson plans, as it turns out.
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