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Twitter Name: @Dan_Morrissey
Website: http://about.me/DanMorrissey
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Description: The Man in the Arena
Website: http://about.me/DanMorrissey
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Description: The Man in the Arena
@mikeevans1043 @joelklatt I hope all your dreams come true
Updated 16 hours ago
I'm starting a #FFDP tribute band: Six Toe'd Coma Slap, just looking for a bassist...
Updated 2 day(s) ago
RT @OnionSports: Magic Johnson An Inspiration For Those Living With Terrible TV Presence | More NBA News: http://t.co/n8K9RiE6tI
Updated 3 day(s) ago
@ScottHastings As much as I'd miss you on the Fan, you'd be the best candidate for the #Nugs HHIC #JoshPickHastings #TapTap
Updated 3 day(s) ago
To people fleeing tyrannical governments, persecution, & geographically close countries, the #US is always #Open #DontHaveToBeAMemberToPlay
Updated 3 day(s) ago
If Wanye's World were set in modern day, his show would be some crappy VLog #ThatsSomethingCableCantAccess
Updated 3 day(s) ago
@TheMishkaMouse @FlappersComedy damn right I'll be there and I'll wear my mustache
Updated 4 day(s) ago
I entered #LiveLaughLove into #GoogleTranslate and it came out Deep Emotional Pain in every language
Updated 4 day(s) ago
He would soon give chase ... #PiratePaparazzi #FarmerTan #SecretPictures http://t.co/qe3sgcQxH3
Updated 4 day(s) ago
RT @lauragiangiulio: First time @groundlings - saw Completely Different Late Show. Best improv show I've ever seen (sorry UCB!)
Updated 4 day(s) ago
RT if you remember getting spanked for reenacting scenes from #NightCourt
Updated 5 day(s) ago
#FML You can have Welker back... Take Manning too. Hell, I'll even throw in Elway #TimmySayItAintSo http://t.co/Emvob9kvsb
Updated 5 day(s) ago
One of my favorite things to do is to talk circles around women who don't get me. #PitchingThatWooSon
Updated 14 day(s) ago
@youtube a surefire way for me to skip ads- when the ad starts with "From Executive Producer, Jennifer Lopez..." #ImASurveyMonkey
Updated 14 day(s) ago
RT @earwolf: RT If you think we should have @SteveMartinToGo on an Earwolf podcast, please.
Updated 18 day(s) ago
RT @OnionSports: Embarrassed Jeff Hornacek Not Sure How To Tell Family He Was Hired By Suns | More NBA News: http://t.co/n8K9RiE6tI
Updated 18 day(s) ago
I seriously just had an old white guy tell me he isn't Asian by gesturing to his eyes... Racism is alive and well in LA #Idiots
Updated 18 day(s) ago
RT @trevso_electric: In the 90's, you knew which bullies were molested because they wore 'No Fear' shirts.
Updated posted May 14, 2013, 10:06 am
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