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Twitter Name: @dantelfer
Website: http://dantelfer.com
Description: stand-up comic, writer, obsessive introvert, spellsword, etc.
Website: http://dantelfer.com
Description: stand-up comic, writer, obsessive introvert, spellsword, etc.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Dan_Telfer
@Caissie Her secret ingredient is the abyss.
Updated 54 minutes ago
I can't believe the waxy ogre who goes on TV and tries to fatten us up for her oven has problems with people's racial background.
Updated 5 hours ago
@yellowcardigan @badgrammer @maggieserota Sadly unsurprised it was funded. But I thought @kickstarter screened these for, I dunno violence?
Updated 8 hours ago
Updated 8 hours ago
@barvonblaq @saraspot For the record, I also dropped a DuckTales reference tonight.
Updated 17 hours ago
RT @FlappersComedy: Check out Brian Posehn brianposehn up in dantelfer's 9:30 show! http://t.co/VBc7zhXrtv
Updated 18 hours ago
Purely on principle, I hope the horse torture devices defeat the oppressive force that will one day scorch this planet clean. #NBAFinals
Updated 21 hours ago
Just 2 more hours until I headline @FlappersComedy's #YooHooRoom! W/ @thebrianposehn, @RickyCarmona, and @barvonblaq! http://t.co/S1lbNB6QvY
Updated 21 hours ago
RT @barvonblaq: Tonight @FlappersComedy 9:30 #YooHooRoom! @dantelfer headlines! w/me @thebrianposehn @RickyCarmona ? $10 http://t.co/UF3qNX …
Updated 23 hours ago
RT @FlappersComedy: 9:30 #YooHooRoom brianposehn @rickycarmona dantelfer! $10… http://t.co/UDjYQHOnQV
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Photo: Tonight at Flappers, now with @brianposehn! @rickycarmona! Get tickets in advance here:... http://t.co/IuREerwUUs
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Yes, @thebrianposehn is on the show tonight. Get tickets (http://t.co/6uoSxIcdZS ) in advance! 9:30 tonight! http://t.co/7HbBS0D56s
Updated 1 day(s) ago
My Flappers show tonight was low on metal. Enter @thebrianposehn atop a gassy
wyvern! 9:30! http://t.co/6uoSxIcdZS http://t.co/7HbBS0D56s
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Due to a lack of gullible sailors, mermaids were forced to create internet comments as a means of simulating the slow drowning of bachelors.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
RT @taradublinrocks: Twitter, @dantelfer & I need your help peer pressuring @Nick_Offerman into doing this with @ColinHanks: http://t.co/vh …
Updated 1 day(s) ago
Flappers could not be more awesome tomorrow. @barvonblaq, @RickyCarmona , plus more secrets! http://t.co/6uoSxIcdZS http://t.co/F53Eb4wpod
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Beyond excited for @hodgman's Netflix special on 6/20. Saw a Chicago version, reminded me of why I started performing comedy 17 years ago.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Beyond excited for @hodman's Netflix special on 6/20. Saw a version in Chicago, reminded me of why I started performing comedy 17 years ago.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
RT @warrenellis: Wonderful post by John @hodgman about his Netflix Original special, RAGNAROK: http://t.co/euvzlsQwBK
Updated 2 day(s) ago
RT @Atom_Murray: Go see @dantelfer tomorrow night at Flappers in Burbank! Or you can be a jerk and not go.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
@Pavel_napsal @taradublinrocks I just didn't see what the basis of "perhaps he has not been introduced to learning" was.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
@Pavel_napsal @taradublinrocks Wait, am I being flamed now? Not sure how this turned around.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
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