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Twitter Name: @danecook
Website: http://bit.ly/DCFACE
Location: human shield
Description: When I tweet, I tweet to kill.
Website: http://bit.ly/DCFACE
Location: human shield
Description: When I tweet, I tweet to kill.
Dane Cook is a stand-up comedian and actor. He's released five comedy albums, including "Harmful if Swallowed" and "Isolated Incident." He's starred in the films My Best Friend's Girl, Employee of the Month, and Good Luck Chuck. He's also been on "Comedy Central Presents" and "The Late Show."Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Dane_Cook
Gym, dinner, swimming then doing a show. The day is begging me to let it rest but I won't.
Updated 13 hours ago
Someone sent me a pic from the red carpet NBC upfronts at Radio City Music Hall. @JeffreyTambor @ColletteWolfe & I. http://t.co/czqPTnI8
Updated 16 hours ago
Just landed back in LA. Walking to the car just as Dream On kicks in. Whoo hoo!! #Home
Updated 16 hours ago
It's tough to control a fear of abandonment issue when your therapist doesn't show up for your appointment.
Updated 22 hours ago
I fight for what I want. I also fight for what I don't want. Pretty much always fighting except when I am boxing which is relaxing for me.
Updated 22 hours ago
Want to know if you're in the wrong relationship? If you were reading this hoping I really had the answer, it's over.
You're welcome.
Updated 23 hours ago
Want to know if your in the wrong relationship? If you were reading this hoping I really had the answer, it's over.
You're welcome.
Updated 1 day(s) ago
I just overheard a conversation so boring I wanted to interrupt them with a topic.
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Headed to the airport leaving NYC for LA. I want nothing but the best for me both.
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"Promise yourself to live your life as a revolution and not just a process of evolution." - A J D'Angelo
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Why do you always find out the truth right before bed? Damn. Weird way to leave NYC. All good. Trip was a major upgrade. My plans are laid.
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? “Give Me Novacaine (feat. Michael Esper, Stark Sands & Company)” via #rexly http://t.co/hZi6VAlU ?
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Back at the Comedy Cellar with Frosty, my first friend I ever made in NYC. Gettin' nostalgic. http://t.co/pGVWsRvv
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Group sex in a public place is my ultimate fantasy. 10 couples all getting down in the middle of a plaza without warning. A fuck mob.
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One of the best parts about getting to know someone is what you learn about yourself.
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Sometimes things go from bad to worse back to bad then awful, rotten, pure shit to pathetic & back to bad which feels ok. Hang in there.
Updated 2 day(s) ago
Before you ask someone out Google yourself so you know what they're gonna find out & can apologize in advance.
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When you hear a song that makes you want to get up, run away & chase your dreams just skip to the next track that's sensible & realistic.
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I'm sorry if something I said didn't offend you.
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"For me, words are a form of action, capable of influencing change. Their articulation represents a complete, lived experience."
- Bengis
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“@Gizmodo: Tell us, what's the dumbest way you've ruined a phone. 140 characters or fewer. Ready? Go.” - Someone's bored.
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