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Who wants to go out to dinner? Dutch, obviously. I hear the snert is very good at De Reeshterawant.
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Pretending to be a giant bird picking up my cat's belly with my scaly talons and she's like OH NO LOL
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Pretending to be a giant bird picking up my cat's belly with my scaly talons and the she's like OH NO LOL
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I've adjusted my LinkedIn email settings. It was either that or walk fully clothed into the sea.
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Lingonberries is one infuriatingly absent letter away from being Klingonberries.
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Want a vacation where you have to fuck quietly and then talk to old people in the morning about lingonberries? Bed and Breakfast, son.
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@trismac The Mayans vanished because their crops died due to drought. Maybe you could've helped.
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Fake tits can give a woman the self-confidence to go out and land a shitty dude who digs fake tits.
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I flame your stupid friends in Facebook comments so you don't have to.
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The most challenging thing about reading history is, at all times, putting out of your head just how much everybody stunk.
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"Know what would be really cool? Something really stupid!" --special effects guys
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Fancy wife just asked me if I'm Joel McHale. Shouted "The Soup!" and pointed me out to a bunch of strangers. It's on.
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Fancy couple at the bar are reviewing their Key West itinerary on an iPad and whining about it. I'm gonna fuck this guy's wife.
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I just realized this Philip Glass CD has been skipping for 35 minutes.
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You spend 1/3 of your entire life asleep and 1/25 of it watching commercials for GEICO.
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@1sourapple Talk to Tim Burton's casting people.
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I can picture myself making Alex Wagner laugh at an airport bar.
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Some day when you hear I've been stabbed to death in an exotic port city do not weep for me.
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Big budget summer blockbusters about aliens are always a gamble, so some genius figured out how to lock in the $$$ BOARD GAME DEMO $$$ !!!
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Tried walking off a foot cramp and stubbed my toe. It's Plainview at the bottom of the well over here.
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Put on my Inspiration Sombrero and eureka! I'm off to shop for a new hat!
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Mother never warned me about a guy with a briefcase full of harmonicas.
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Lookin' around. Hatin' stuff.
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@Pat_Healy His eyelids are my favorite thing about Game of Thrones.
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@KayM77 They pout too much when they aren't.
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