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Twitter Name: @danforthfrance
Website: http://favstar.fm/users/danforthfrance
Description: If someone likes me, I assume something must be wrong with them. If a lot of people like me, now we're getting somewhere.
Website: http://favstar.fm/users/danforthfrance
Description: If someone likes me, I assume something must be wrong with them. If a lot of people like me, now we're getting somewhere.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Danforth_France
Good news and bad news. I wrote you a song about our love and I will now perform it on the penny whistle.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
If you're a real nancy about pulp, give your orange juice to me. I'll have it. I will take your pulp, wimp.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
In a jazz basement, menaced by my own bucking sense of aesthetic criteria & jangly skittering triangles of sonic displasiac torrentitude.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
I'm drinkin' and watchin' live jazz so tight I'm bein' haunted by shit.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
Dancing for my cat. She hates it.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
Just wait for Ungrateful Son's Day. Then *I* get something back.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Peoples used to know more words better.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
COMEDY NOTEBOOK BULLETPOINT: NASTY WOMEN BE GOLDDIGGIN
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Haven't smoked in two days. Licking this nicotineberry wallpaper really helps.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
If you know enough of the backstory, you know that Chewie was a rescue wookie. #pleasehelp #callnow #aughaugharrrroooo
Updated 7 day(s) ago
If you enough of the backstory, you know that Chewie was a rescue wookie. #pleasehelp #callnow #aughaugharrrroooo
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Favstar must be down, especially for that one tweet. Shame. Probably a server thing.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Giving the thumbs down to Christian YouTubes.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
What Muppet movie was all of Tom Waits' music cut from?
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Thunder. Might be a good day to head up to the roof and dare some chickenshit old gods to "come and get it."
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Like a nip slip but of your soullessness.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
RT @NickKristof: Carbon dioxide level passes 400 ppm, highest in 3 million years. Ugh oh. http://t.co/zw2JFL0VKO
Updated 8 day(s) ago
I wonder if those guys in front of my building would open this carrot and celery container for me.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
What if all those times I was nailing it at karaoke I was just drunk and actually awful?
Updated 8 day(s) ago
RT if you sweaty
Updated 8 day(s) ago
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