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Twitter Name: @DarrenCarter
Website: http://www.darrencarter.com
Location: Los Angeles,CA
Description: http://www.DarrenCarter.com Dick and Darren Podcast @ http://www.Dickpodcast.com
Website: http://www.darrencarter.com
Location: Los Angeles,CA
Description: http://www.DarrenCarter.com Dick and Darren Podcast @ http://www.Dickpodcast.com
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Darren_Carter
Kids growing up are gonna think it was always Snoop Lion, Journeys lead singer was always a Filipino and Chaz Bono was always a dude
Updated 10 day(s) ago
I found a new use for this spicy taco salsa I've been using: dip for my french fries!
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Can someone please tell people over 80 they don't have to keep the thermostat their age
Updated 11 day(s) ago
They say an apple has as much caffeine as a cup of coffee....well this apple must be decaff
Updated 13 day(s) ago
Best way to top the night off after a late night spot @thecomedystore is w/ @deandelray at a diner! http://t.co/0Rd9858ZZY
Updated 14 day(s) ago
Street musician playing harmonica with an open guitar case for tips. #highhopes #bigtesticals
Updated 14 day(s) ago
RT @OMGFactsAnimals: When bitten by a coral snake, a Texas man killed the snake by biting off the snake’s head and using the decapitated bo…
Updated 15 day(s) ago
RT @AraBasilComic: #BallisticComedyShow tonite at 8pm. @TheComedyStore @AraBasilComic @KvonComedy @nadinerajabi @MazJobrani Tix here htt…
Updated 16 day(s) ago
RT @corywparker: Honored to share the stage tonight @FlappersComedy with @DamonkWayans & @DarrenCarter - great show!
Updated 16 day(s) ago
RT @ComedyMagicClub: Fun show tonight w/ @AlonzoBodden @joelward @DarrenCarter @AndrewNorelli @ComedianMikeB @GinaBrillon @Collintwit &…
Updated 16 day(s) ago
RT @kiracomedy: I'm at the store looking at the largest variety of gum and mints I've ever seen on display. What would @DarrenCarter buy?! …
Updated 16 day(s) ago
RT @cristela9: @DarrenCarter no kidding. That's sad...but also cool that he got attention from someone. Some people never do.
Updated 17 day(s) ago
I think this is the saddest thing ever written on a wall backstage at a comedy club http://t.co/cWViC5pKtM
Updated 17 day(s) ago
We need more people like #CharlesRamsey in this world #Hero #BlackMansArms #DeadGiveAway #McDonalds #Cleveland
Updated 17 day(s) ago
"I knew something was wrong when a little pretty white girl ran into a black man's arms" http://t.co/AeYJCQ5jgD ”
Updated 17 day(s) ago
I like my women like I like my varnish... All over my wood.
Updated 17 day(s) ago
Big thanks to the people of El Paso for showing such love this weekend. I'll BE BACK Nov. 14-16. @ComedyMagicClub Tuesday
Updated 18 day(s) ago
RT @RealGambinoShow: Great show @FlappersComedy last night! @DarrenCarter killed! Thanks for all who came & supported! http://t.co/aLa2 …
Updated 18 day(s) ago
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