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Twitter Name: @dwangelo
Website: http://www.davidangelo.info
Location: Hollywood, kid.
Description: Comedian. Previously Chaka Khan's stylist. http://dwangelo.tumblr.com/
Website: http://www.davidangelo.info
Location: Hollywood, kid.
Description: Comedian. Previously Chaka Khan's stylist. http://dwangelo.tumblr.com/
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/David_Angelo
I don't know. You guys are being real stingy with the favs. Almost makes this even more not worth it.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
pretty sure a "hayden panettiere" is an Italian dessert.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Hey guys, tomorrow around 5pm, can you remind me to pick up paper plates? #Thanks
Updated 10 day(s) ago
These days, the D.A.R.E. officer just teaches kids proper dosing.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
I think "being negative" and "hating communists" is hilarious. Unfortunately, most people don't agree so I'm kinda unpopular.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
AP phone records seized by the DOJ reveal 80% of media calls were to Michael Lohan's house.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
"Mr. Carney, how can you defend the DOJ seizure of press records?!" "The president takes this very seriously." "OKAY! Thank you sir!"
Updated 11 day(s) ago
I'd make an IRS joke, but I'm not sure it's worth the additional paperwork.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Haven't seen Game of Thrones yet - so don't tell me what didn't happen!
Updated 11 day(s) ago
I don't know what a "second line parade" is but everyone keeps saying it like I'm supposed to and it's making me not care about the story.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
@oldmanweldon @JohnRoycomic @Ugarles Let's all go to John's show at 6pm. It's early enough that we can get brunch afterwards.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
@Ugarles @oldmanweldon @JohnRoycomic Last time I was booked on a show, the producer sent a reminder through Western Union!
Updated 12 day(s) ago
I don't get how people "do" stuff. Just wander around outside until something happens?
Updated 12 day(s) ago
80% of the grocery store is inedible by rational humans.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
"Homeboy Bakery. Taking at-risk youth off the streets and into the obscenely overpriced baked goods industry." #losangeles
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Where do adults go to buy things for their walls? #pleasehelp
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Going to buy groceries so I have something to throw out in two weeks.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
"Today is our Super Bowl, guys. Let's get out there and rock it!" -pep talk this morning at Talbots
Updated 12 day(s) ago
40,000+ MS Word documents were just created with the title "Seth Meyers Submission."
Updated 12 day(s) ago
My knowledge of history isn't what it used to be. #2subtle4act
Updated 12 day(s) ago
My exercise routine is just not working out. #2subtle4act
Updated 12 day(s) ago
I'm the least judgmental person I know. #2subtle4act
Updated 12 day(s) ago
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