Derek Sheen

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Twitter Name: @DerekSheen
Website: http://www.derektime.com
Location: Seattle,WA
Description: Comedian,writer,actor,musician,nerd. I'm a fucking RIOT! Please...come in.

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@xjennersonx YES!!
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Between the IRS debacle, DOJ stealing AP phone logs, Russian Diplomats/CIA spies I guess I owe the loons, I booted off Facebook, an apology
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@xjennersonx This is Awesome!!
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RT @xjennersonx: Hey @DerekSheen after those hilarious car2go tweets I thought you'd like to see what I did for work yesterday http://t.co/
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I fall into a really deep funk whenever I stop to realize that there's already a Denzel Washington and I will never be Denzel Washington.
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Head to @papergardenrecs and Pre-order the NEW @cityandhorses Album 'Strange Range'!! Go become best friends with one of my favorite bands!
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YES!!! Can't wait"@papergardenrecs-We are proud to announce the release of the new @cityandhorses album on June 18!… http://t.co/DOTlWdCqjg "
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RT @TheDalaiVato: @DerekSheen only if you dated an 18 y/o because listening to that kind of immature drivel say's a lot about how shallow y…
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Should I be worried that I started my mid-life crisis in my twenties?? #dyingtoosoon
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I only hope to, someday, be able to say "I was just cleaning my career when it went off."
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RT @CasualVelvet: Last chance to see me and these two amazing fellas tonight at 8 30 at the Seattle comedy underground! @BillyAndersonYo @d…
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RT @BillyAndersonYo: @DerekSheen No scabs below her, extending to her thighs Imagine all the glitter, not on everything.
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Imagine there's no Ke$ha. It's easy if you try.
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RT @MrAdamCSmith: If you're in Seattle go see my favorite prop comic @DerekSheen at the comedy underground this weekend. I've heard he also…
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Rad weekend @Com_Underground! Tonight is my last show and to celebrate, they're offering free champagne!! With @CasualVelvet +Special Guests
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Thanks for the offer @Hooters, but I can actually pay for my Mom's meal. Don't get me wrong, I'm STILL taking her there for Mother's Day.
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RT @CarlySue03: @DerekSheen you rock! Thanks for the high 5 and the shout out to the birthday girl!
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Sad I'm not back @LafCol for @macklemore. Looks like its @DerekSheen in #Seattle #ComedyUnderground” I'll take being 2nd to Macklemore!!
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RT @killtveite: Hey Seattle friends, my buddy @dereksheen has two more shows @Com_Underground tonight and you should go see them and laugh …
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http://t.co/2JO2cM8mSk @NotElicia ...I think I might need help...
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Plus, my Mom is gonna be there! If you wanted to know how the sausage was made...not that my Mom is a sausage factory...ok...just forget it!
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Three more shows at Seattle's comedy Underground, tonight through tomorrow! Watching @CasualVelvet is worth the price of admission, alone!
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Sometimes I wish you could spray Bear mace through the internet.
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RT @schadenfreudian: @DerekSheen ...and seagulls are the drunken sorority girls.
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