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Website: http://www.dougfun.com
Location: America
Description: Ten pounds of funny in a five-pound bag. For more fun, visit Doug at www.dougfun.com, on Facebook or on Tumblr at dougfun.tumblr.com
RT @JeffreyGoldberg: On the one side, Hezbollah terrorists and child-rapists; on the other, dudes who eat human hearts. Excellent situation…
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RT @jimgeraghty: I think that in the coming weeks, the Washington Post is going to run out of Pinnochios: http://t.co/qSzUhGEkUy
Updated 7 day(s) ago
RT @JeffreyGoldberg: I think this @bloombergview editorial is subtly warning us that 3-D printers will bring about the rise of Skynet: http…
Updated 7 day(s) ago
BREAKING NEWS: GOP to hold hearings on the link between the Caps loss to Rangers and Benghazi. #probably
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Technically, vegans who feed tofu and salad to their Venus flytrap are promoting cannibalism.
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Because of poor math skills, most US students can only count 15 of Jay Z's "99 Problems." @ShawnJayZ
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AP mood lightener: In ancient Egypt, dyslexic pharaohs built inverted pyramids. #AssociatedPressHacked
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The economy MUST be bad if she's facing layoffs. @Cnnbrk Angelina Jolie reveals she had a.. double mastectomy http://t.co/uakRPKQ25f
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GOP to call for hearings, find link to Benghazi. @CNN Angelina Jolie reveals she had a... double mastectomy http://t.co/uakRPKQ25f
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I think the Justice Department is listening to my phone calls, because sometimes I can hear Eric Holder breathing. #AssociatedPressHacked
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RT @JonahNRO: That quiet sobbing sound you hear is just Jay Carney reading the Drudge Report. http://t.co/W0ET3vHJdP
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I bet Mahmoud Ahmadenijad ends every press conference by saying "I am 'Iran Man.'"
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If there is a public funeral, she can claim to be on The View. @CNN Popular psychologist Dr. Joyce Brothers dies. http://t.co/zb0HDqYR8J
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I wish someone had Dr. Gosnell eating Sour Patch Kids on Vine. #sadbrag
Updated 8 day(s) ago
"World War Zzzzz" is the story of zombies taking a very angry nap.
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RT @HowardKurtz: Good way for admin to alienate media: Obtain months of AP phone records without subpoena or explanation. Important princip…
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RT @pourmecoffee: White House needs to break this bad streak maybe with crazy shirt day, everyone wears nutty shirt and you realize hey thi…
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Ironically, "couscous" is also the sound made from anyone choking on couscous.
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Other winning ice cream flavors: Donald Chunk, Berry-Lu Henner and Mocha Lisa @pennjillette @TraceAdkins #Celebrityapprentice
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Why didn't @TraceAdkins call his ice cream "The Adkins Diet"? @pennjillette #Celebrityapprentice
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Every year, I order Mother's Day flowers for myself so I don't feel left out.
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Any flavor named for @JoanRivers is guaranteed to have a lot of artificial ingredients! @pennjillette @traceadkins #celebrityapprentice
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With the ponytails involved, either #Celebrityapprentice ice cream flavors is guaranteed to have hair in it. @pennjillette @traceadkins
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