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Twitter Name: @DougStanhope
Website: http://www.DougStanhope.com
Location: Arizona
Description: Drunk, comedian, obsolete
Website: http://www.DougStanhope.com
Location: Arizona
Description: Drunk, comedian, obsolete
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Doug_Stanhope
RT @SHP_tweets: Tomorrow's film is #TheNinthConfiguration, which was recommended by the great comedian @DougStanhope. I am very much lookin…
Updated 8 day(s) ago
@StymieBrewer 2 people on the site but none in our league. Theres a big one coming. I smell it.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Like sands thru the hourglass, so is this season of Mad Men.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Shit! So busy on road didnt notice I had a Death Pool solo pick! Doug Finley, Canadian senator, ass cancer. 59 pts! @stanhopescdp
Updated 8 day(s) ago
RT @billvean: @DougStanhope last time you came to buffalo i had to leave early because someone puked on me. When you coming back?
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Apologies. its @tabasco that sucks shit. Sorry if my poor spelling saved them from all your tweets of agreement.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
If your diner only has @Tobasco then just say "We dont have any hot sauce. We only have shit." #TobascoSucks
Updated 9 day(s) ago
RT @JonAguiar: Still have 2 extra tickets to @DougStanhope tonight at Foxwoods, get at me
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Only takes a week of road to go from tan & relatively healthy to corpulent pile of fart-meat on a train.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
RT @JoseCanseco: Our full mental and physical potential can be reached with the help of chemicals
Updated 10 day(s) ago
RT @SerotoninsGone: The world needs to know about @Juniorstopka, especially cause they aren't ready for him. Thanks for sharing, @DougStanh…
Updated 10 day(s) ago
RT @velcroruss: thank you @DougStanhope for introducing me to Phil Hendrie!!! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!
Updated 10 day(s) ago
RT @MrHennigan: Doug Stanhope post-show fun @SmithsBarNYC with @Henlips, @julieseabaugh, @Juniorstopka @truTVjokers http://t.co/tuED0XriT7
Updated 11 day(s) ago
RT @thetrocadero: Sell out alert! Limited tickets remain for @DougStanhope tonight at @thetrocadero! You've been warned.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Philly - find Bingo on way into the Troc - got a few vinyl left and signed/numbered posters. #BlueHairGirl
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Sweaty white tuna sushi 6 hours before showtime. May close Philly show w/screaming diarrhea. Tix... http://t.co/OhGKa2FFt5
Updated 11 day(s) ago
dunno if i told anyone they can do a set tnite or philly but if i did see bingo at merch booth b4 show. #burnout
Updated 12 day(s) ago
RT @1pcguy: Don't forget - @DougStanhope at @FoxwoodsCT Saturday May 11. Leisure suit not required but appreciated! http://t.co/PXiwXPrcAp
Updated 12 day(s) ago
RT @DYmilkshake: @DougStanhope looks like I am going to have an extra ticket for your DC show tonight. Any of your followers want the tick…
Updated 12 day(s) ago
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