Think I'll hit the gym today and re-live the insecurities of my youth.
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If you suggested that a gay porn star change his name to Hugh Jackman, the guy would be like "nah, too gay porn star-ry"
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I added a video to a @YouTube playlist http://t.co/TJfWx02orK Dov Davidoff - A message to Bryan Callen
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I added a video to a @YouTube playlist http://t.co/qdQmC8yIE7 Dov Davidoff - another message for Bryan Callen
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I added a video to a @YouTube playlist http://t.co/ag0kgoywjz Dov Davidoff - Do you like music Bryan Callen?
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I added a video to a @YouTube playlist http://t.co/NUSuqql1GA Dov Davidoff - A message to Bryan Callen, Hollywood Guy...
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"Was he black, white, or Hispanic"?
-cop on first 48 being inadvertently honest about the chances of the perp being Asian or Indian
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Can't wait till that movie comes out with the good looking guy and girl who are kind of talented, but not really.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
If my mother ever turns to me and says "niggaz be creepin", I'll know that she's not who I thought she was.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Few things interest me more than the things people don't say.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
@ChelseaVPeretti: @dovdavidoff I wasn't being sarcastic Dov you truly are a wonderful spirit
Kidding :) xo (the xo wasn't sarcastic)
Updated 9 day(s) ago
@moshekasher: @ChelseaVPeretti @dovdavidoff w'bout me?
Any man who can rock a turtle neck without a whiff of affectation deserves respect
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Hey everyone @ChelseaVPeretti has just changed her name to "not thinly veiled sarcasm, but endearing none the less"
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@JadedParadox: @dovdavidoff @drekwithwords You are smoking hot though!
I sometimes smoke, and feel warm though not often simultaneously
Updated 9 day(s) ago
@drekwithwords: @dovdavidoff pls tell me you're gay
I'm not, but would proudly proclaim it if I were.
#grinder
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RT @ivango4: @dovdavidoff I think it's funny now that heterosexual guys act gay as hell.. So there's not much coming out to do.. Just man t
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@waitfordusk: @dovdavidoff I'm wearing Nike Air Max. Should I move to a new city?
Na, you're good!
Updated 9 day(s) ago
@JoeWatchesTV: @dovdavidoff Who's we? I already came out, where's the love for me/that?
Haha
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Hey Guys, why pretend you're straight? Come on out of that dark, confusing closet and be who you are. We'll still love you.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Hey Everyone on Abbot Kinney Blvd in Venice, Congratulations on your alternative boots!
Updated 10 day(s) ago
"Is that a parking spot or an asphalt hooker?"
- guy that just passed me
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