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Twitter Name: @drewhastings
Website: http://drewhastings.com
Location: Ohio, L.A....
Description: Comedian. Farmer. Mayor. Not necessarily in that order.
Website: http://drewhastings.com
Location: Ohio, L.A....
Description: Comedian. Farmer. Mayor. Not necessarily in that order.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Drew_Hastings
Last weekend of touring till Fall.
Hello, North Dakota.
Updated 13 day(s) ago
My home has all the charm of an Al-Qaida safehouse.
Updated 20 day(s) ago
When I wear a Breathe-Right nose strip, I like to think I'm spreading my nostrils for the one I sleep next to....
Updated 21 day(s) ago
My mom bought me a dive watch that's guaranteed down to 300 meters. Meaning I can slowly sink and verify my own time of death.
Updated 24 day(s) ago
Just arrived in Oregon & my take is that 10% of the body weight of most Oregonians is pubic hair.
Updated 27 day(s) ago
Turns out the terrorists WERE white.
White Muslims. i.e.: Albino terrorists.
Updated posted April 19, 2013, 6:06 am
Kalamazoo - Saturday night! State Theatre. Please to go.
Updated posted April 12, 2013, 2:43 pm
Those prosecutors shot in Texas are going to be looked back at as the beginning point of political assassinations in this Country.
Updated posted April 4, 2013, 9:57 pm
If you have a big sugar habit, start eating lots of salt.
Salt is the opposite of sugar and eating a lot of it will negate your sugar use!
Updated posted April 3, 2013, 12:26 pm
Frank & Funny Cards used this greeting card I submitted. It's sold 5,000 so far.
Thank you - and check them out! http://t.co/Yc3u8pPYN3
Updated posted April 2, 2013, 7:00 pm
Bathroom stalls were the original Twitter.
Updated posted April 2, 2013, 4:50 am
Though term is thrown around like it's some little cult, when you get right down to it, most of us are "white supremacists".
Updated posted April 1, 2013, 5:35 pm
Tix selling fast to my show at Hollywood Casino, near Cincinnati, Sat. April 20th
Will sell out!
http://t.co/Z14KryH3yn
Updated posted March 26, 2013, 1:02 pm
You can now get my new CD "FARMAGEDDON" as a $2.99 download!
Forget getting it on iTunes for 9.99. Now have it here: http://t.co/YlvL1MVAUD
Updated posted March 25, 2013, 9:49 am
Ritz Theatre - SOLD out!! Thank you, Tiffin, Ohio.
Updated posted March 23, 2013, 11:36 pm
My only Cincinnati area show - Hollywood Casino April 20. Will be a blast! Farmageddon Tour show! Be there.
http://t.co/F7hNTxkxTM
Updated posted March 16, 2013, 10:25 am
You can now get my new CD download, "Farmageddon" here! for 2.99 !
http://t.co/9BecaYDc1c
It's selling like hotcakes.....or French Toast.
Updated posted March 15, 2013, 12:09 pm
My new CD, "Farmageddon" is available now by download only. Get it here for only $2.99! Selling fast! Thank You! http://t.co/Mr3Ydik5sX
Updated posted March 4, 2013, 5:50 pm
Starting today you can get my new CD "Farmageddon" by downloading it here for only $2.99!
http://t.co/Mr3Ydik5sX
Updated posted March 2, 2013, 11:05 am
@ChristyJarrell I think you'll find, Christy - I'm about as government as I look.
Updated posted February 26, 2013, 8:15 pm
Our government's economic philosophy is, "Take everyday people & turn them into every-other-day people thus saving 50% of ...something."
Updated posted February 26, 2013, 6:37 pm
All this time we’ve been watching for the Barbarians at the gate and it turns out we’re breeding them from within.
Updated posted February 26, 2013, 6:21 pm
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