Dylan Shelton

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Twitter Name: @DylanhShelton
Website: http://favstar.fm/users/DylanhShelton
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Description: NYC based Comedian from Columbus Ohio. I believe in eye contact

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There is a price for not paying for cable. http://t.co/OsqljXKu45
There is a price for not paying for cable. http://t.co/OsqljXKu45
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We are RT @robdelaney: we can have fun together on-line .
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@marcmaron if I paid you 5 grand and your flight and hotel would you do a night (2shows) at my venue(200 seats) in Columbus?
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@marcmaron I think I saw this 7 min too late
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RT @WilburnDan: A discarded curbside futon is the sad face emoji of the streets.
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Just finished watching Gatsby and it was Great!
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@tommyjohnagin J R sweezy?
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@seanoconnz it’s called the Johnny 5
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He’s dead… womp womp RT @SameVans05: I bet the guy who actually thought of the sound effect gets PISSED whenever someone types "womp womp"
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My Friend “as a kid it was awful I never had soda & the 1st time I had fast food was HighSchool” Me “I had them all the time, but no father”
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@danmoser1961 I began writing responses to their awful tweets. It has now become cathartic and fun weekly exercise.
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@danmoser1961 I followed them originally because they were supposedly a “humor” account. Then after seeing their dreadful attempts at “humor
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I couldn’t agree more RT @danmoser1961: @DylanhShelton Why follow @MensHumor?
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@rendundle @MensHumor nope they probably don’t even read them and just think I’m RT’d them over and over again
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Alright that’s my 30 min I will be back next week to see what @MensHumor has to say about Hotties, Drinking, Mondays & of course fat chicks
Updated 12 day(s) ago
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RT @Lindzeta: I love when @DylanhShelton fucks with men's humor every week. #ff !!
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RT @floatygoat: @DylanhShelton @MensHumor Jesus christ. BRILLIANT COMEDY SKILLZ HERE.
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RT @mikeberlon: Two reasons why Wednesday is the best day of the week: 1. New episodes of @Psych_USA. 2. @DylanhShelton's weekly thrashing …
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In the last week @MensHumor has tweeted approximately 75 times and there were 3 attempts at jokes. Maybe they can get up to 4 this week?!
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What do you mean “Those people”? RT @MensHumor: Dear those people who use their cellphones as a personal stereo in public, stop it.
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This is lazy and not funny RT @MensHumor: We all have that one ex you don't want the world to know you dated.
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Genius! RT @MensHumor: Dont think, just drink.
Updated 12 day(s) ago
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I’m sure you would know. RT @MensHumor: Few things are better than a fat ex.
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If you confuse this humor you must laugh at shitty jokes RT @MensHumor: If you confuse DiGiorno for delivery, you must eat shitty pizza.
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There is no way you wrote this?! RT @MensHumor: A pretty face gets old, a nice body changes, but a good woman will always be a good woman.
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