Eddie Perfect

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Twitter Name: @Eddieperfect
Website: http://www.smartartists.com.au
Location: Australia
Description: Comedian, Satirist, Composer, Actor on Ch 10's Offspring and creator of Shane Warne The Musical.

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@talicook85 No. Never in a Gazillion years would I do something like that.
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@MishBridges oh, and good luck smashing that world record to bits!
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@MishBridges quote: "if you can run 5km you can run 8km. If you can run 8km you can run 10. And if you can run 10km you can run a marathon!"
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@MishBridges lovely having lunch with you, Mish. You're my inspiration!!!
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@BenNorthey Shit got hectic. Can I call you at 2pm?
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I'm not happy about @CarmenSmithAU leaving The Voice, but at least it'll speed up her route to world domination. Bigger and better things...
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@ShentonStage @PriscillaUS @playbill beaut creatives list full of Oz greats: Brian Thomson, Simon Phillips, the late great Ross Coleman etc
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@WeeTangClan we're there from June 6th and shoes are 8, 9 and 10. Hello!
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For those asking: I was licking the apricots and rubbing them on my nipples. You know, standard stuff. #offspring
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The incredible @ClareBowditch makes her #Offspring debut tonight! Plus I do some pretty unsexy animal stripping so it's a double edged sword
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@MrMichaelLucas That's tonight? Shit. Well, here we go...
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You mean to tell me anyone out of Celebrity Apprentice "wins"?
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RT @missmakeupgrrl: @Eddieperfect good luck finding that unicorn.
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@RubyRose1 Excellent. Good name. You rock!
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@Sally_Fitz Getting fed by magic chef birds WHILST surfing? Yes. That IS a perfect day.
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I need a professional, reliable and thorough domestic cleaner in Melbourne. Any recommendations based on good recent experience?
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@HelenRazer Did you say "Men enjoy wistfully masturbating into a cup" or did I just imagine that?
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@SophiaBrous You popped into my brain today. Just thinking "I wonder how Soph's getting along?"
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Bucket drummer outside Melbourne Central keeps good time but only in 5/4 and 6/4 phrases, like a subtle comment on urban dislocation.
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The pigeon assigned to me today only got chick peas.
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RT @MIFFofficial: Australian premiere of THE SAPPHIRES will make this a MIFF Opening Night to remember. WATCH THIS CLIP to find out why ...
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@Rossoworld how dare you.
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I think Joel's green room is stocked with harder stuff than the contestant's green room. #thevoiceAU
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Maybe everyone should just sing Timomatic's vitamin song? #thevoiceAU
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