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Twitter Name: @EricJokes
Website: http://www.ericsdonaldson.com/
Location: Carmen, San Deigo
Description: Standup, music, jokes. To those who don't follow me yet: I may not understand it, but I'll defend to the death your right to be unhappy and unentertained.
Website: http://www.ericsdonaldson.com/
Location: Carmen, San Deigo
Description: Standup, music, jokes. To those who don't follow me yet: I may not understand it, but I'll defend to the death your right to be unhappy and unentertained.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Eric_Donaldson
"Well, I finally caved in and got the rubble and dead spelunkers I always wanted!"
-A sentient cave
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Why is Larry the Cable Guy always in a muumuu?
Updated 14 hours ago
Peeta Pettigrew
#harrypungergames
Updated 21 hours ago
Give him HPV, Evie. (Who cares if it's skeevy?) #51stwaytoleaveyourlover
Updated 21 hours ago
Tell him you're barren, Karen. #51stwaytoleaveyourlover
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Say, "I have cramps, Gramps!" #51stwaytoleaveyourlover
Updated 21 hours ago
The worst? Coffee so bad that you add creamer and it looks darker.
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RT @WendyLiebman: I told this guy I did stand up comedy and he told me I had balls. Unfortunately he was my gynecologist.
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Benjamin Franklin: Part poor, part Richard, all maniac!
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RT @GuyEndoreKaiser: It's Adam & Eve, not some other website that sells dildos and butt plugs.
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Trying to figure which is funnier: My Twitter feed, or the combined works of Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce, Mitch Hedberg, and George Carlin.
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RT @thejoshpatten: Let's finally shut down Chickity China (the Chinese Chicken Shop). 2,000+ drumsticks sold and just as many cerebral h ...
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Home Alone Pinocchio #DescribeUrExUsingOnlyMovieTitles
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Batman Begins Crazy, Stupid, Love #DescribeUrExUsingOnlyMovieTitles
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Star Wars Teeth #DescribeUrExUsingOnlyMovieTitles
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"Assless Chaps" is probably the most disturbing name for a British hospital ward.
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Today in the news I learned that a professional boxer can be considered a celebrity.
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@daveanthony @KaseyAnderson Tell you what...I'm still Hunting High And Low for a better band.
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Hello, darkness, my old friend. I've come to talk with you again. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
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Bye, baby bunting, daddy's gone a-hunting, and you're going to have to crawl your way out of a rabbit corpse.
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I'm not sure a proper cake recipe should require me to pack my urethra full of twigs.
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If the final-ever episode of NCIS doesn't end with Sam Beckett quantum-leaping home, then Donald P. Bellisario is a charlatan.
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