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Twitter Name: @EricJokes
Website: http://www.ericsdonaldson.com/
Location: Carmen, San Deigo
Description: Beware when sleeping with Easter Garfield...very easy to knock the plush carrot off his fishing rod!
Website: http://www.ericsdonaldson.com/
Location: Carmen, San Deigo
Description: Beware when sleeping with Easter Garfield...very easy to knock the plush carrot off his fishing rod!
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Eric_Donaldson
RT @LaZurch: Today is going to be a god day. :)
Updated 12 day(s) ago
My tweet to WPXI autocorrected as "They should make an Anchorman sequel!" rather than the accurate "They should make an anchorman squeal!"
Updated 12 day(s) ago
Without punctuation, spacing, and capitalization, Larry Storch and Larry's torch would be exactly the same thing! #thinkaboutit
Updated 12 day(s) ago
If you liked this article about Lena Dunham and the n-word, YOU MIGHT LIKE these other 15 articles about the n-word! #entertainmentnews
Updated 12 day(s) ago
I'm a little spotty on those ones... Most of my sketch/character podcast listening is on @gosuperego. @addiful @chance_second @rivalsanlendo
Updated 16 day(s) ago
RT @ScottLinnen: "Gays marryin is a SIN. Bible says so"
"Where?"
"Oh it's IN there."
"But Adultery is the 7th COMMANDMENT?!"
"Turn the …
Updated 17 day(s) ago
"I liked it... but it was no Moulin Rouge." -Yelp review of my grandfather's funeral
#baz
Updated 17 day(s) ago
It's a little-known fact that the movie Phantasm II is just Flight Of The Navigator played backwards.
Updated 18 day(s) ago
Whoever recommended organic celery to me must really like their dirt very bitter.
Updated 18 day(s) ago
About to go in for my yearly performance review. How much do you want to bet I hear the old "be mentally present at work" speech again?
Updated 18 day(s) ago
Am I the only one holding out hope that when The Office wraps up, John Krasinski goes back to making Ren and Stimpy, like he's supposed to?
Updated 18 day(s) ago
Is anyone out there willing to run my next Dungeons & Dragons session? Please DM me!
(@jackiekashian) #itsapun
Updated 19 day(s) ago
It's Cinco de Mayo themed food day at work today, or as I like to call it: TACO DIP WARS
Updated 19 day(s) ago
If it's yellow, don't let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down. If it's brown again, flush it down AGAIN, you monster.
Updated 19 day(s) ago
"Ninja rimjob" is a tongue twister in two ways!
Updated 22 day(s) ago
Looks like the video from Reese Witherspoon's arrest has hit the web:
http://t.co/65U4BXryCO
Updated 22 day(s) ago
RT @blainecapatch: it's john, paul, george and ringo, not john, paul, george, ringo and STEVE.
Updated 22 day(s) ago
RT @ComicJimBruce: According to chemists, all of the elements that make up a human would cost less than $20. So it's really not that expen…
Updated 25 day(s) ago
A homosexual basketball player? Disgusting. I just threw up a little bit on my lover's penis.
Updated 26 day(s) ago
I'm as unwelcoming as all GET OUT.
Updated 29 day(s) ago
Who's the black sheep of the Crumb family... Harry, R., or Salacious?
Updated posted April 16, 2013, 11:27 am
"So what's funny about her mother having cancer?" -Anyone seeing The Room for the first time in public
Updated posted April 15, 2013, 8:25 am
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