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Twitter Name: @fahimanwar
Website: http://www.fahimanwar.com
Location: Los Angeles
Description: comedian/writer/actor/former engineer
Website: http://www.fahimanwar.com
Location: Los Angeles
Description: comedian/writer/actor/former engineer
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Fahim_Anwar
Running on Sunset is 10% fitness and 90% exhibitionism.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
I can always tell who's posting the Undateable picture depending on if @RonFunches or @RickGlassman is cropped out.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
Imagine a guy realizing he's into trannies the moment seeing Gwyneth Paltrow in that Iron Man suit.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
sometimes people will have way too many garbage cans in their studio apartment. it's like...who are you fooling?
Updated 5 day(s) ago
i feel like my apartment manager is ALMOST a slum lord.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
@MootePoints I feel like they might have taken this seriously until they googled us.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
You ever been so poor you siphon air from other people's tires?
Updated 6 day(s) ago
If you drive a stake through Dov Charney's heart every Intelligentsia employee would turn to dust before your very eyes.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
When I notice a girl likes me after I've performed I say "Careful, right now you have a romanticized version of what I'm really like." PSYCH
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Every World's Strongest Man contestant is considered a fat guy when they're not flipping monster truck tires.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Every World's Strongest Man constant is considered a fat guy when they're not flipping monster truck tires.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Hey super muscular guys at the gym wearing the tiniest tank top in the world, just wear no shirt cuz we all know deep down it's what u want.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Turns out they sell wife beaters to anybody. Forged this marriage license for nothing.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
It's cool to see so many dudes at 24 Hour Fitness getting yoked for their moms.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
I imagine when two white dudes with dreadlocks encounter each other in public it's very awkward for both of them.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Current and future hot bitches will have different indicators that they're getting older. Mainly, a major drop off in Instagram followers.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Mother's Day is a holiday invented by the massage industry.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
My dad told my mom I could own a company if I wanted to.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
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